11/05/2013

A few Sinkie snippets

1. The most sought after software in Sim Lim Square, and running out of stock, is Sampan 2.0. It is a software developed by the Prime Minister.
 

2. The lowest paid workers in Singapore are the remisiers, some earning less than the cleaners. And because the profession is in so high demand, they have to sit for examinations and yearly refresher course to keep them highly professional, only to earn $1000 pm or less. The unprofessional cleaners should be very envious of the remisiers. What, what, cleaners earning more than remisiers?
 

And the authority does not know, can you beat that? No, remember, the profession was once suggested as a benchmark to compute the salaries of the ministers.
Would the ministers still want to include the incomes of remisiers in the formula to compute their salary?
 

3. For the oldies that have no money for food, overheard someone saying the first option is to walk into a reservoir. Option 2 is the MRT track. Option 3, another Ah Pek in a kopitiam said, immolation in Orchard Road.
 

I think a better option, less gory, is to walk into any supermarket and just help themselves with the food. Doing so would be rewarded with free lodging and meals in a spacious bungalow, and the best part, free medical. And no need to wait for one year for a medical appointment. The doctors will come to visit you instead, to take very good care of you.
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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow thot remisers earned tonnes of money last time?? Can we produce another remiser king hehe?? This am viking up 50% cant believe again ..this will b another blumont goldlion asiasons .

lately pennis is like taking a viking from one end to the other ..it does not bode well for a healthy market ...

The sgx pennis had gone madness ...

Anonymous said...

Then don't be remisers lah. Be cleaners in PAP Town Councils lah, no need to take exams and can earn more.

Heard there is also a minimum wage of $1200 per month as a cleaner in PAP Town councils.

Anonymous said...

During those good times as a remisier long ago, the smart ones should have invested in properties with their good income.

Now they can just sell off one or 2 of their private properties bought cheap long ago and can get 7 figure profit already jiak buay liow (more than enough).

These are part of the 60%, thanks to the PAP policies causing high property prices.

Anonymous said...

It's true. A landed property bought for just $1 million in 2006 can now be sold for $3 million.

Profit really jiak buay liow, tio bo?

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

I am thinking of writing an article on 'How to kill a profession like remisier'

I am going to apply to be a cleaner soon. Now I need more kopi kau from you people. Chiat lah man.

Anonymous said...

Not 60% lah, but 43% are jiak buay liow. They will vote PAP anytime, even in a by election.

b said...

This is the IT age. Remisier is something like LKY, they belong to the past.

Anonymous said...

Everything will go through a full cycle. If you do not change you will either get rich through your profession or complaining like RB. Remisier was the King in the hey days when everyone needs one to buy & sell shares. You do not have to move much and people will flog to you. $10 - $20 a month is a piece of cake. Many of them drive flashy cars and stay big houses. Well, time changed. Internet has taken over and the need for remisier is getting lesser. Those did not move will have to see their earnings dwindled. Its life my friends.

Anonymous said...

S need street smart people like u.
No more sleeping outdoor.

Anonymous said...

Now should include property agents instead of remisier's income to work out minister's salaries. No reduction in property agent fee although property prices have soared ,
WHY ? Is there more work done by the property agent to sell a property whose price has gone up 5 times, 10 times !

agongkia said...

I think maybe remisiers getting more tricky now.Pretend to claim low pay and "Pai Tan" so that others will be discourage and not join this profession and as such ,in the end there will be only few remisiers left and these few remisiers can then share a bigger Cake.
I done that before...tell my classmate no need to study hard but I secretly burn midnight candle and easily become first in class....

Want free lodging and medical dun help yourself in the supermarket lah.You will left a bad image to your children and grandchildren.
Just write in your blog and anyhow claim a person eat kopirui and get yourself sued and land in your ideal bungalow.Your children maybe will be proud and address you as Lao Hero instead of calling you Kong Kong.

But dun claim I chiakopirui.Its useless as I am a pokkai and got no money to sue you.

Anonymous said...

@rb

u telling half truth on the remisier income

y u dun quote those who made millions plus BIK thrown in, just for a single trade??? these are the benchmark that ARE USED!!!

stop contra .... lah

Anonymous said...

@rb

wrt to your #3;

the best solution is to commit some petty crimes, be arrested and fuck the presiding judge and get thrown into jail ....

food, lodging and medical FREE, if admitted to IMH better still .. cuntry club environment

knnccb

Anonymous said...

@rb

tithes to kong hee .... reap hundred folds return from god

knnccb

Anonymous said...

@ anon 10.54 pm

// Now should include property agents instead of remisier's income to work out minister's salaries. No reduction in property agent fee although property prices have soared ,
WHY ? Is there more work done by the property agent to sell a property whose price has gone up 5 times, 10 times ! //


Anon 10.54pm! You are a traitor! Do you know how many property agents now are university graduates? Just like many taxi drivers and even future security guards!

You are certainly like a MAD DOG AND PAPPY barking up the wrong tree!

With this latest cyber security treat, who do you think will be making BIG BUCKS in the next 1 year and next 10 YEARS?

Which ASIAN COUNTRY is known for producing cheapo IT people?

Which nehsionals now are replacing SinKies Comp Sci grads BIG TIME in the IT jobs and backstabbing Sinkies and even cause them to be "slapped" repeatedly by a bullying Sinkie arse turning on his own people for losing projects and contracts to cheapo serangoon rd IT companies?

YOU should have more FORE-SIGHT than PAPPIES instead of selling out own Sinkies!

Who the F-CK want to be taxi driver with a BIG BIG PIECE of TOILET PAPER FROM NUS, NTU AND EVEN SOON SMU?

Who the F-CK want to be property agent with a BIG BIG PIECE of TOILET PAPER FROM NUS, NTU AND EVEN SOON SMU?

Do you suggest your children to be one after spending millions and 20 years getting a SHIT piece of toilet paper and still worst than 3rd world 600++ rank university from those uncivilised developing who can rape their own women in broad daylight in public transport until the women intestines come out from the anals?

Ate these people human or worst than the real jungle tigers in their own country? Rapists who are worst than animals raping even premature primary school girls until the intestines come out? Are they human?

Some of these people from such a country now residing in SinkieLand having stole the IT job from SINKIES NUS, NTU comp sci graduate now 99.99% are going to make big bucks from the public sector, private sector because of this computer virus type of cyber security threat at the expense of SINKIES TAX PAYERS!

AND NOW YOU THIS F-UCKING BIG BIG TIME MORON BEYOND WORDS AND WORST THAN THOSE IN IMH STILL TURN ON YOUR OWN SINKIES!!!

Do you know how many NUS, NTU, SMU graduates lose jobs to foreigners and have to resort to become taxi drivers, food centre hawkers and even property agents to feed their family and keep life going? What the F-CK!

Some PROSTITUTES are making BIG BUCKS!

Why don't you suggest the F-ucking super talents to bench mark their salaries against TOP EARNing PROSTITUTES?

Do you think all these people want to be prostitutes???

Do you bring up your child, send them to local universities and end up as prostitutes, taxi drivers, food centre hawkers, property agents?

Surely, you know some hawkers driver big cars and stay in landed properties! YOu want to turn against them also? Mb next time your children lose jobs to other foreign NEHsionals and need to become hawkers, taxi drivers, property agents and even prostitutes to put food on the table, pay f-uck 30 year mortgages, tuition fees for their children, would you say the same thing?

F-cking MORON!

Anonymous said...

@November 06, 2013 6:17 am

ARE YOU REFERING TO THOSE INDIANS FROM INDIA???

if yes .. i second your opinion(s)

bloody cheem your comments ... for low iq people like me

knnccb

Anonymous said...

Who do you think would benefit from all the viruses and malewares that attacked computer systems? There have been a lot of speculations that the people providing the solutions to viruses are likely to be infecting computers with their viruses created by them.

Create a problem that ride in like a knight in shining armour. I am here to help you. Sound familiar rite?

oldhorse42 said...

1. The most sought after software in Sim Lim Square, and running out of stock, is Sampan 2.0. It is a software developed by the Prime Minister. Said RB

Where got such sw one! Don't any how say say to waste time.

Should spend more time to research stocks and recommend to us to buy, lah. I will buy you more coffee if I make money from the stock you recommend.

When SIA hit $9.50 I wrote in to ask readers to buy. One joker even replied that it was expensive and he would only at $8.50!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

oldhorse, this is no longer a stock market like you knew before. It is a casino when computers are used to trade against the small investors. Bo cheng hu.

Still can do some long term investing by buying stocks with good fundamentals and with management that are not crooks. Trading and punting are like putting money into a jackpot machine. The difference is that the jackpot has a better payout ratio. Try taking on robocop.

Anonymous said...

@ anon 7.47am

// bloody cheem your comments ... for low iq people like me //

Actually it is not a crime when one is not too quick or fast ..... :))))

bccnnk

:))