5/01/2014

Two possible Manifestos for the GE



This could be the platform for the next GE.

Vote for my party for more population and more growth.
Vote for my party for higher minimum sums in your CPF.
Vote for my party for more foreigners to create more jobs for Sinkies.
Vote for my party to serve super talents, and prepare to pay them more.
Vote for my party to have no ending tenure in political office.
Vote for my party to have more quality medical care from foreign talents at affordable fees.
Vote for my party to have affordable public housing.
Vote for my party to defend and die for your country but not allowed to buy public housing.
Vote for my party to be your own boss, like driving your own taxis.


Another possible Manifesto

Vote for my party to put a stop to population growth by importing foreigners.
Vote for my party to half the pay of ministers.
Vote for my party to have really affordable public housing, not market pricing.
Vote for my party so that every Singapore will be eligible to buy public flats.
Vote for my party to bring down the cost of medicare.
Vote for my party so that PMETs will not be replaced by foreigners.
Vote for my party so PMETs no need to drive taxis but by choice.
Vote for my party to bring down cost of living.
Vote for my party to limit political office to two terms.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Although not an actual PAP manifesto, the first manifesto is already a fact in GE 2011.

And Sinkies knew.

And despite that, 60% Sinkies still prefer PAP to be the govt.

Because the opposition is not ready to be govt to implement the 2nd (desired by all Sinkies) manifesto.

chorus:

Count on 60%, Singapore.

Count on 60% to give PAP best and more,

Count on 60% Singapore.

Hahahahahaha





Anonymous said...

Sing to the chorus tune of "Count On Me Singapore"

Count money Singapore!
Count money Singapore!
Count on me to give my arse and more.
Count money Singapore!

You and me,
we'll do our part.
Give our kidneys and our heart.
We're going to show the world what Singapore can do.
We won't receive.
We've been deceived.

Anonymous said...

We have a vision for tomorrow.
Just released, just released.
We have a poorer Singapore.
We won't receive, we've been deceived.

You and me, we'll do our part.
Give our kidneys and our heart.
We're going to show the world just how daft we are.
We won't receive, we've been deceived.

There is nothing down the road that we can hope for.
We are told no pay is too high for THEM to ask for.

There's an odour in the air,
It's the toilet we all share.
We're going to build a smaller flat for you and me.
We won't receive, we've been deceived.

Count money Singapore.
Count money Singapore.
Count on me to give my arse and more.
Count money Singapore.

You and me,
we'll do our part.
Give our kidneys and our heart.
We're going to show the world just how daft we are.
We won't receive, we've been deceived.

Chorus:
Count money Singapore,
Count money Singapore.
Count on me to give my arse and more.
Count money Singapore

Anonymous said...


I think the themes for the next
GE should be between HIGHER
GROWTH or SIMPLE LIFE.

HIGHER GROWTH means a highly
populated and sardine-pack city
and a highly competitive and
stressful lifestyle.

SIMPLE LIFE is one of slower
growth, just got enough to live a
more casual life.

It is really up to YOU!

Anonymous said...

Things have changed....voting any scholars covered under the old brand name may not b a wise choice in today context. Let's give their opponents a chance to b an alternative voice if not choice of everyone selection to represent the other 40%....

Matilah_Singapura said...

My Manifesto:

You can't make a difference anyway, so DO NOT VOTE or if you must
Vote For Nobody, and enjoy Singapore as a HOTEL :-)

Anonymous said...


what so difficult to decide at
the next GE.....

you choose BETWEEN......

(a) the present system is OK and
you LOVE to continue living under
the present system....

(b) you want a CHANGE of the
present system.....

it is just that simple......

Anonymous said...

The only good PAPig is an unemployed PAPig.
VTO in GE 2016.

Nicole Tin said...

I have a 1-item manifesto:
Vote for my party and you and every voter will get $10,000 cash every year.

Anonymous said...

Vote for WP who will reveal more ministerial calibre candidates to completely take over the cabinet....haha. Papies' lampar kiu chui already !!!

Raymond said...

Hey, you rambling old man, I got one for you!
Vote for WP if you want weaklings who refuse to take a stand on important issues in Parliament.

Pretty good eh?

Anonymous said...

I got one for Raymond, vote for Raymond and you know what you will get.

Matilah_Singapura said...
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Matilah_Singapura said...

@159:

IMO, vote for anyone and you'll won't get what you think you would have. In short, your expectations will turn to disappointment quicker and harder than a Bruce Lee one-inch punch.

Got dragon?

Anonymous said...

Vote for Raymond, you mean the former Minister of Transport?

This one here don't waste time, a balless IB.

b said...

The people should just vote for any party that will slap (not sleep with) the current party.

Anonymous said...

The people should just vote for any party that will slap (not sleep with) the current party.
b 3:20 pm

Once on the bed, should sleep lah. Anything but slapping.

Anonymous said...

If PAP is so bad, how come still got at least 60% want to vote for PAP?

So who actually is bad, PAP or the opposition?

Anonymous said...

/// If PAP is so bad, how come still got at least 60% want to vote for PAP? ////

Because 60% of Singaporeans are still stupid lah!

Anonymous said...

Raymond and Raymond,
U very free today is it? Got nothing better to do today as it's public holiday right? U care to leave your real name? No balls right like matilar ? U shower today or not? Got check your two tiny still with you? Don't waste other people time like matilar lar. Knn what a waste of earth resources

Anonymous said...

How does it benefit me to vote for PAP?

Anonymous said...

wtf ...

the manifesto is

VOTE FOR PAPiGS FOR CONTINUITY

VOTE FOR PAPiGS FOR THE BASTARDISATION OF THE LOCAL BORN NATIVES ... THESE ARE OFFSPRINGS OF PARIAHS

VOTE FOR PAPiGS FOR MENTAL ASSURANCES OF THE SAFETY OF CPF FUNDS

VOTE FOR PAPiGS TO CONTINUE HEARING ALL THE GOOD NEWS

VOTE FOR PAPiGS THE FAMILEE WILL BE WITH YOU IN SINGAPORE

VOTE FOR PAPiGS FOR $30 TRANSPORT VOUCHERS PAYOUT ... machiam tiok TOTO

VOTE FOR PAPiGS ONLY WITH PAPiGS CAN YOU BE ASSURED THAT YOUR DESCENDANTS MAY INHERIT YOUR HARD EARNED CPF FUND

KNNCCB ... VOTE FOR PAPiGS for more good years

Anonymous said...

I had made up my decision not to vote for what and who since year 2005. That was the time we were being scolded and labelled as lazy and choosy on job and or squeezed out of job despite the fact that we are unable to survive with those undercut salary.



Anonymous said...

Is it our job to make things easy for PAP and their policies?
OR
Is it PAP's job to make things easy for Singaporeans?