5/11/2014

Food for thought – No security breach




When the bank manager arrived at the bank on Monday morning, everything was normal. The security guards were at their post. The security cameras were working normally. The doors were locked as usual and he had to unlock it with his bunch of keys.

He opened the vault to check everything was fine. Yes, everything was fine. The vault was all in order, nothing missing, except the money in the vault.

He called a press conference. During the briefing he told the media, there was no breach of security. All the locks and security apparatus were not tempered with and working fine. We have the best security system guarding the bank.

Only the money was missing.

Have a good Sunday.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

孙悟空

Anonymous said...

This Pin shit who sold off town council financial system to fix the oppositions, lost millions of town council money, can you still believe in what he said....

Anonymous said...

"Only the money was missing."
RB

And did the bank manager lose his job?

If not, so?

Anonymous said...

I predict that Teo Ho Pin will still be a PAP candidate, win again at the next polls by even defeating SDP's Chee Soon Juan (assuming Chee contest against Teo) and reappointed as Mayor.

What are the chances of my prediction come true?

The same chances that the opposition will not be ready to be govt by next polls.

Matilah_Singapura said...

RB:

>> We have the best security system guarding the bank.

Haha. What's this? It's a CLAIM. Claims need to be backed up with EVIDENCE.

And as most skeptics will agree:

"Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary EVIDENCE"

Matilah_Singapura said...

RB:

>> Only the money was missing.

If the money wasn't missing, then consider the possibility of stealing it then and there and blaming it on some "ghost". ;-)

You'll be surprised how many people will fall head over heels for a Cock And Bull story, support you and even defend your honour from naysayers.

Human nature lah. People just love a damn good bullshit story :-)

oldhorse42 said...

Wonder our CPF money is still there or not/

Anonymous said...

Matilar, today is Sunday so spare us the bullshit. If u are that free, go suck some cocks lar instead of wasting everyone time

Matilah_Singapura said...

@120:

Hey dude, today is Mother's Day so please thank your mom for allowing me to cum all over her, and shit in her mouth. We have such good fun together your mother and I.

Anyway, have a great Sunday! And a heartfelt Happy Mother's Day from me.

Anonymous said...

I predict the opposition will not be ready to be the government by next election, but I will still vote for them.

Buy one get one free leh! You don't get it by voting PAP!!!

Anonymous said...

RB must be talking about his CPF money.

Not to worry, just wait for NTUC chief to sell the idea to peasants and ask peasants to shout 'aye' for more contributions.

Problem solved, and Government, employers and union live happily ever after.

Anonymous said...

Now that Bishan had another security breach, I just wonder what lessons have they learned from the first breach months ago.

I was under the impression that there were much brainstorming on how to step up security at MRT depots after the first breach, but I think I was mistaken.

Ah, well, sooner or later they will come out with the broken record message that Sinkies cannot expect no breach at MRT and bus depots.

Problem solved!

Anonymous said...

Matilar, talking incest again. I pity your mother who u are abusing today. U are really a piece of shit. A real motherfucker. Go write your book 2 lar your favorite

/// MATI-LAH, even the SKUNK is ashamed of YEWR SHITTY SMELL! said...
RB Post 27 Aril 2014:

"The books that I would want to write"
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// Anonymous Anonymous said...
Matilar, u can also write the following books

1) how to boast about sexual power when both tiny are missing
2) the art of incest
3) the guide on how to bull shits
4) how to irritate people and waste their time daily
5) learning to be thick skin and flameproof
6) how to tahan when your ass kena fucked
7) how to act as patriot when you are a traitor
8) how to act and look normal when you are actually insane
9) learning to speak when a cock is stuck in your mouth
10) how to con your sisters and daughters to continue having sex with you without reporting to the police.

I am quite sure others can contribute other ideas for matilar so that he can become very rich like he always dream of. Knn motherfucker that waste the earth resources.

Matilah_Singapura said...

@235:

WOW. It's wonderful to get such regular attention -- even though it is a cut and paste job -- which is not quite a blowjob, but what the heck...at least it's something. Gee, it really makes me feel "special".

agongkia said...

I am only worry that one day someone may be lock on top of the roof.Without hand phone or poor reception,one can die of thirst .
I went up before,just to tell some small kid to come down.I dun see any intercom up there.
Joke aside,dun think its fun and can save on hotel room charges if any couple find the grille gate unlock.
Someone may just come and lock it without the responsibility to check anyone on top.
This time I am serious.Dun play play.

Anonymous said...

Matilar, I see you meet your match. You are a real asshole motherfucker

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that PM Lee would allow Teo Ho Pin to issue such a statement.
PAP's Standards are dropping while the quality of the Opposition is getting better.

Voting Opposition is a no brainer.

b said...

Its a case of blind trust - trusting the bank manager blindly. No bank manager can be trusted. They are all leading hedonist lifestyle. They are all evil.

b said...

Putting the money under the care of a bank manager itself is already a breach of security. It should be given to be care by me - at least I am no longer interested in sex and have no sexual lusts whatsoever and thus will not fall into any sexual traps.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Teo
Just how stupid do you think we are?

Anonymous said...

Matilar, still talking about blowjob. You be careful with a small stick and two tiny, one day given the chance, I will put them all in my mouth and then tear them off. U asshole. Before u respond again to an old woman, go write your book 9. U real motherfucker ass hole.

/// MATI-LAH, even the SKUNK is ashamed of YEWR SHITTY SMELL! said...
RB Post 27 Aril 2014:

"The books that I would want to write"
14 Comments


// Anonymous Anonymous said...
Matilar, u can also write the following books

1) how to boast about sexual power when both tiny are missing
2) the art of incest
3) the guide on how to bull shits
4) how to irritate people and waste their time daily
5) learning to be thick skin and flameproof
6) how to tahan when your ass kena fucked
7) how to act as patriot when you are a traitor
8) how to act and look normal when you are actually insane
9) learning to speak when a cock is stuck in your mouth
10) how to con your sisters and daughters to continue having sex with you without reporting to the police.

I am quite sure others can contribute other ideas for matilar so that he can become very rich like he always dream of. Knn motherfucker that waste the earth resources.

Anonymous said...

Food for thought?
More like Teo has shit for brains.

Anonymous said...

Goes to show you how dumb some people can be and they even think we are dumber than them.

Matilah_Singapura said...

To my dear fans, thank you for making my day with your oh-so-touching attention.

I cum here for fun and entertainment. It's nice to know that there are folks like yourself who are willing to play with me :-))

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

For once you are enjoying the attention of your fans. Please don't follow up by smacking them. I know you have been very uncomfortable getting use to your celebrity status.

Unbelieveable, you have a cult following!

Matilah_Singapura said...

@RB:

>> Unbelieveable, you have a cult following!

I know, I know! I never intended that, but it does make my "activity" here so much more fun.

Sadly, nothing lasts forever...so I might as well enjoy the attention from these folks who have such strong "emotions" toward me.

Maybe I can auction off my shit and cum stained underwear on eBay so that these cult members can have "a part of me". Nothing like boosting those strong emotions with something "viscerally organic" :-))

Anonymous said...

No security breach?

And Tio Hoping expects us to believe him?

Fool us once, shame on us. Fool us twice, shame on him!