12/16/2011

When emergency press button

Do you know what to do during an emergency in a train? All the sinkies reply yes. Last night when the trains broke down, all the sinkies were furiously pressing the buttons for help.

72 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happen once in 50 years.Get the "Rear Admirer" and Ah Saw to learn from KTM or our neighbours and start a course on emergency evacuation.

Anonymous said...

Happen once in 50 years.Get the "Rear Admirer" and Ah Saw to learn from KTM or our neighbours and start a course on emergency evacuation.

Anonymous said...

The lack of creativity and initiative last night must have saved a lot of lives. No stampede.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

In a situation like this, if someone were to shout fire, habis.

Anonymous said...

Good news is we don't have molestors or rapists on the train

Anonymous said...

Because matilah not there lah

Matilah_Singapura said...

Hey anon motherfucker 1239,

Let me state clearly that I do not rape nor molest. All my dirty, filthy, sinful sexual encounters are always consentual...please ask your mother, her sisters and your sister for confirmation.

I've fucked them all, and they've enjoyed me peeing in their mouth, shitting on their tits and coming all over their hair. Plus all of them cook a nice meal for me after. Sweethearts.

Anyway, I digress...back to the issue.

Pressing the emergency button is much better than falling on kness and praying to Fat arsed Buddha, Zombie Jesus, Peadophile Muhamed, or Prata Kopi susu Krishna.

Matilah Alamak said...

Let me state clearly that I do rape and molest. All my dirty, filthy, sinful sexual encounters are always con jobs...please ask my mother, my sisters and my gay sister for confirmation.I've fucked them all, and they've enjoyed me peeing in their mouth, shitting on their tits and coming all over their hair. Plus all of them cook a nice meal for me after. Sweethearts.

Anonymous said...

Chin Leng;

not all were daft lah.

Some had the commonsense and initiative to break the door of the train for ventilation and maybe to get out of the train cabin.

Hossan Leong had the commonsense to inform commuters through the radio broadcast a day earlier. Singaporeans are getting better by the day and do not be surprised that they have the initiatives to remedy other disorders in this tiny rock too.

Just be patient, think positive and have faith in the PEOPLE.

patriot

Matilah_Singapura said...

@Matilah Alamak 1:43

Wow! A fan. I have a fan. I have someone who actually cares about me to expend time and effort to plagiarize me, in the hope of making me angry.

Wow. Such effort. Tonight I'll fuck his mum harder, and give her a bonus shit in her mouth...just to show my gratitude.

Matilah Alamak, thank you!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Alamak, I thought it was foul mouth Matilah.

Anyway, welcome to the blog, Matilah Alamak. Nice mimic.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hossan Leong trying to be creative but you know what happened right.

Anonymous said...

MRT train break down.

We need to increase SMRT CEO's salary to ensure that this does not happen again.
This is the only way to ensure a world class MRT system.

Just like our government.
We must always increase salary to ensure a corruption free government.

No pay. No work.
Applies only to elites.
Not to workers.

The said...

/// Anonymous said...
Happen once in 50 years.Get the "Rear Admirer" and Ah Saw to learn from KTM... ///

The rear of the Rear Admiral is the vice of the Vice Admiral.

Anonymous said...

like it or not, we are being dragged back to 3rd world status.

welcome to the new normal

Anonymous said...

As usual , LTY take cover in cambodia. CEO of SMRT say sorry. we want heads to roll. These people are wasting our CPF, I mean our tax money.

Let's_Phuck_Martilah_S_together said...

poor sinkies got a scare in the train last night... poor thing... 3 , 2 , 1 ... Ok ,.. let's move on. Nothing to see here...

Let's_Phuck_matilah_s_together said...

some more , ask smrt taxis to grab income opportunity while thousands are stuck in trains.... as these txis to go over and stanby as ambulance isit ? were they anticipating a catastrophic number of casuaties huh ??? Fecking hell .... really ... heads must roll .. the CPF, I mean tax contributers demand justice !! OK , justice not relevant here ... but how about conscience ? surely ... someoneneeds to be accountable ... if not ... get ready for anarchy .... it will come sooner than u think...something's gonna crack one of these days....look at sweden , belgium ...

Matilah_Singapura said...

WOW redbean... another fan.

I'm touched by the attention.

Thank you Thank you. Anything to bring up my google ranking.

However anon 538, can you perhaps hit harder to draw some blood? You seem to be timid, almost like a girly coward...i.e. no balls.

So although I'm flattered at the suggestion to "fuck me together" (i.e. gang bang) do you think you have it in you to go one-on-one.

Bring it on Bitch. Please say "hi" to your mother.

Before I forget, thank your sister for the panties she sent me. I can tell she's an avid curry eater. :-)

Martilah_S got panty fetish said...

I think Matilah needs to wash his tongue with listerine/dettol after all the cunnilingus and analingus he has been performing.

Anonymous said...

SMRT informed its' taxi drivers about the (train) breakdown.
It surely cannot be a CREATIVE ploy to attract more SMRT Taxi Hirers after taxi-fares have just been raised, right?

Come to think of it, Ms Saw PH and her management team are indeed very clever.

Anonymous said...

Very creative indeed. who dare say sinkie not creative ( except for that wozie) , huh ?? also , creative people up there know how to creatively play hide and (never) seek with our CPF ... creative nor not ? you say leh??? huh huh huh??

Anonymous said...

sorry guys .... creative in squeezing the last drop of blood from sinkies...now that's called creative. why else the need to send these scholars on the bak of our CPF, I mean tax money , so that when they come back... joing the cabals in creatively skin sinkies alive.

Anonymous said...

sinkies - sink sank sunk

Anonymous said...

Sinkies are getting quite edgy with some very angry. This MRT thing or any event could trigger off unforseen consequences.

Looking from the sideline, one can notice the lost of control with things going awry and nobody really cares a hoot, and hoping that nothing will go wrong. Scary.

Last night could go very wrong with fatalities. It was touch and go.

Anonymous said...

sinkie ->sankie -> sunkie

Anonymous said...

When Matilah gets excited, he deposits curry on people's mothers and sisters panties for them to eat.

Ok, he must be an Indian masturbater.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Wah, I'm getting more fan responses. What's more, they're writing dirty fantasies about me.

Free porno. Awesome dudes!

WRT the SMRT failure... come to think about it, it would have been more SPECTACULAR if people were killed as a result.

There is nothing quite like family devastation, heartbreak and excruciating grief brought about by managerial incompetence, corporate arrogance and a glaring lack of personal responsibility and due diligence.

... Oh well, there's always a next time. History does repeat. One has to be patient if one is to fully savour the emotional rush of a multiple fatality.

Muahahahahaha...

Anonymous said...

Singaporeans there were trying to push the button hoping that it sounds to the authority, i.e. the government for instruction. Sounds familiar, right. This is the Singaporeans culture formed by 40 years of nation building.

Anonymous said...

If you read the report on this case, you will laud at how those in the press still were still trying to find excuse on what had happened. Why can't they just apologize and explain the problem? They were so daft to say the train network has become complex,... and also sent out the wrong template... They seemed not understand what a template is or tried to fool the daft Singaporeans. The template has been pre-prepared for emergency use. That means they have prepare that template with an insensitive mind. How sad is today's MIWs and related organization like SMRT.

This incident and the previous ones should be put on open committee of inquiry for accountability and transparency. Some sources pointed to some faults with LTA and most cables of this new built train line have already corroded before full startup. All these were covered up and LTA pushed the issue to SMRT. Is this true? Hope Wikileaks has some information on this.

Basically, such incidents are a result of an unaccountable and opaque government. Singaporeans must wake up. Image the old days when there was no internet, the people would not be able to know such incident and Singaporeans were even more daft.

Anonymous said...

Let's face it. Sinkies only konw how to comprane, duuno what else to do. Cos 60% agree they should subject their miserable or not so miserable lives to their ah gong rulers. So for the minority who see this clear as blue sky , just take wahtever you can and shut up. Thank you Matilah for toning down on your expletives.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Read reports on the guy who broke the glass and other commuters were telling him not to do so. In a situation like this, when his wife is having difficulties breathing and could die, that was the most sensible thing to do. But daft Singaporeans are so daft and well trained, that other than pressing the emergency button, they would not dare to do anything.

And the driver could be telling them that there was ventilation, don't worry and all the craps about not allowed to open the train door. See how easy it is to kill sinkies?

Anonymous said...

Don't kill to many sinkies lest the ponzi scheme will collapse.

calvin said...

Hi,
one quick question, in such situation, would the emergency button still work? i read that there was no light and ventilation in some of the trains, would the emergency button still work without electricity? thanks

Anonymous said...

'... Oh well, there's always a next time. History does repeat. One has to be patient if one is to fully savour the emotional rush of a multiple fatality'.
Matilah is prophetic here, it is like saying the sun will rise from the east tommorrow and sure it will.
Yes, agree with one of the commenter here, that, whence he does away with profanities, he(M S) should be a nice guy.
Even the Nick Matilah Singapura is as prophetic and certain as the sunset.

Anonymous said...

Deh.. Calvin, dun be daft. That emergency button is meant to be used when the train is in motion and there is a sudden emegergency. Now that the train has stopped in such situation, would it help to press the emergency button ??? What exactly does it achieve t press the button ?? The right thing to do is to break the small glass box with the axe in it and break the glass panel so that you can breathe or escape. you are a well trained but very very daft sinkie. RED BEAN ! pressing the emergency button in this situation is of no use at all at all ! sinkies who continue to be suckered deserve to sink.

Matilah_Singapura said...

@calvin 931

In modern life, NOTHING works without the near light speed electron flow of shocking electrcity.

The design of underground structures in which there will be human activity ALWAYS HAVE (no exceptions) provisions for the delivery of electricity AT ALL TIMES - especially during worst-case-scenarios emergencies.

Emergency power is often built redundantly -- ie you'll have more than one backup. Normally it'll be backup generators AND batteries.

Also during underground emergencies, the first thing after the emergency power cuts in is the SAFE EVACUATION of the urban-dwelling humans, most of whom by this time are scared shitless.

Think of your frail granny or your kid brother: these are the most vulnerable people and who are most likely to die if the evacuation turns into a stampede.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Anon 948

I'm glad you 'get it'. I constructed my nick on the hypothesis that government will eventually fuck Singapore right up her republican arse.

I have since discarded that hypothesis in the light of better evidence which is pointing to another conclusion. It is THE PEOPLE who'll be the architects and perpetrators of their own demise and the total annihilation of Singapore.

Why? Because there is no such thing as an evil government. The government comprises of the same type of people as the rest of the citizens.

The people get the government they deserve

Anonymous said...

"Think of your frail granny or your kid brother: these are the most vulnerable people and who are most likely to die if the evacuation turns into a stampede."

I thought that someone's mother and sister wouldnt be far from your curry deposit?

Anonymous said...

"I have since discarded that hypothesis in the light of better evidence which is pointing to another conclusion. It is THE PEOPLE who'll be the architects and perpetrators of their own demise and the total annihilation of Singapore".

Hehe... You mean Singaporeans will slowly kill Singapore?
This is not agreeable at all, Singapore will remain until the day it is submerged in water. IT IS THE SINGAPOREANS THAT WILL ANNIHILATE SINGAPOREANS.

Not so very accurate in your prophecy sometimes.

Anonymous said...

"Why? Because there is no such thing as an evil government. The government comprises of the same type of people as the rest of the citizens.

The people get the government they deserve"

Where it goes wrong here is that you assumed the ? which leads to mission impossible and the tape self destruct in 7 seconds.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Calvin, welcome to the blog. And Anon 9:52, I don't use the title, When emergency press button' for nothing.

I am emphasising the kind of mentality daft sinkies have and will behave. When instructed to press button, they will die die press button and wait. They are programmed not to think in a new situation.

Ok, during the first 45 min of breakdown there will be backup power just for some emergency lighting and ventilation, and also the emergency button. This will go off very soon.

The emergency lighting and power is for the people to escape while they still can and don't wait for the last drop of power to go when everything is dark and not working.

The sinkies need help in such a situation. They cannot help themselves when they are in a deadend road. They will grind to a halt and just wait for help.

Anonymous said...

Someone actually managed to open the door. Breaking the glass is desperation. Getting out of an emergency without causing further damages requires a cool and thoughtful composure.

Matilah_Singapura said...

anon 1017:

Hey asshole, dig up your decomposing granny and I will piss on her, ok? That might make her smell better ;-)

...but I digress...

====
I have to agree with redbean here.

Years of collectivist thinking and culture has bred kiasuism into the average Sheeple.

People are too scared to act on their own accord. Too scared to fail or be wrong. Actually the behaviour is already automatic.

It is unlikely that this cultural artifact will change. The next generations will have to wait until these people die out, so new INDIVIDUALISTIC CULTURE can take root.

Collectivist culture == Asian
Individualistic culture == mostly western

In order to prevail S'pore needs to have more people with independent thinking and who are not afraid to make mistakes.

Hence the open borders and the enticement of immigrants from more "individualistic" cultures.

Anonymous said...

"In order to prevail S'pore needs to have more people with independent thinking and who are not afraid to make mistakes.

Hence the open borders and the enticement of immigrants from more "individualistic" cultures."

Yes,everybody manufacture their own curry.

Anonymous said...

deh... above , dun start with your curry again... we all know that will get Matialh-S excited again with his own excretion...

Anonymous said...

MS is reccommending bukkake session.

Your mother and sisters want to join or not?

Anonymous said...

why not start with yours?? charity begins at home.

Anonymous said...

Ppl taking politics..you tokking like retard

Matilah_Singapura said...

To the randy anons:

Here you are.. Ready, steady... BUKKAKE!!!

I'm a bad girl. Spray my face!!

Matilah_Singapura said...
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Anonymous said...

Totally agree that the 60% are daft and completely walking dead!

When there is power failure and no ventilation and people are on the verge of suffocation, they still try to stop that hero from breaking the glass window to allow air into the cabin! Amazingly Daft.

It is no wonder the old fark dares to make public declaration that Singaporeans are DAFT.

Anonymous said...

Too bad MS not there. He would have given the poor suffocating lady mouth to mouth to save her, and sparing glass panel, so she can live long enough before she dies of aids.

Anonymous said...

Daft Sinkies will soon bring inhabitants of this tiny dot to their knees.
VERY SOON!

Anonymous said...

//Hey asshole, dig up your decomposing granny and I will piss on her, ok? That might make her smell better ;-)//
Here is one old holy granny who would like to remind MS that he did come out fr a smelly stinking canal himself lest he forget. He is no Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

his curry got aids?

agongkia said...

Luckily he read the story of Sze Ma Kuang and apply it.If not probably all will be suffocated to death.

Anonymous said...

MS shld be a grandfather by now had he been productive. So, old holy granny, he cld be as old or older than U.

Anonymous said...

he has curry balls

Matilah_Singapura said...

Anon 335

> > Here is one old holy granny who would like to
remind MS that he did come out fr a smelly stinking
canal himself lest he forget. He is no Jesus Christ.


Fuck you granny in your bogay mouth with a broken beer bottle! My mom's cunt smells better than you on your best day, after one of your monthly baths, you smelly old cow.

.. And stop blaspheming about jesus!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, he admitted he dived into his mom's nice smelling cunt.

Let's_Stop_Fecking_Matilah_S said...

Guys... let Matilah_S calm down will ya ?? His creative juices much better spent on his godless arguments than his unimaginative sexual fantasies lah ....

Matilah_Singapura said...

@ anons

Everyone came from their mum's cunt, even caesarian babies because even their dads and mums hornily fucked each other. Fuck you squeamish ignoramuses -- sex is nature's strategy for ensuring the maximum probability to perpetuating the genes of a species.

So enjoy it. And fuck religion for spoiling the show!

@Let's_Stop_Fecking_Matilah_S

Fuck you with a dirty tong sampah, you kapoh-chi arsehole telling people what to do.

I haven't had this much attention in years. Can you leave me and the foul-mouthed low IQ anons alone?

Thank you for your cooperation. Now go fuck something dead.

kumar said...

I have tried swiss meatballs. I have never tried Indian curry balls though i am Indian. Where can i chomp on some?

Let's_Feck_Matilah_S_(Again) said...

Kumar , Matilah-S has two lovely ones. I am sure he will be delighted at your request.

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Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Kumar, welcome to the blog.

Just leave Matilah alone with his fantasies. He is exhibiting what psychiatrists will say deprivation symptoms. Just because he talked so much about vulgarity and sex does not mean he is really enjoying them or exploiting them.

It could all be his imagination, and posting here could be just an ego trip, to pretend what he is not.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

I thought it was a hoax. Yes Temasek Review is back.

This will make alternate or social media more interesting.

Welcome back.

Anonymous said...

Be kind to Matilah, he is an exorcist of superstition and stupidity. He may be vulgar, but, he had declared that he does not rape, can I also add plunder and curse. Though he is blunt, he is also frank.

Anonymous said...

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Matilah_Singapura said...

Wah steady lah redbean.

Firstly, he plays psychiatrist and even dares to "diagnose" me.

Then in another thread he thinks he is better than an engineer when he spruiks off about the SMRT breakdown.

He must really be a high achieving academic and public intellectual.

Wah lau.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Thank you Matilah. Finally you recognised my super talent. Soon I will appoint myself as advisor to all kinds of committees, associations, clans, business and social groups, maybe professional groups as well. That's how supertalents are expected to be: )