4/20/2014

The NMP dream team




If only this is possible, having a dream team NMP from the social media. In reality this is unlikely as the bloggers in social media are just too loud, talk too much and will be a pain in the neck if they ever get into parliament. Why would they want these loudmouth bloggers to give them some headache when they don’t need to?  Still then, if they really want committed and sincere citizens that have the affairs of the state at heart and are thinking and talking about them daily, without being paid, where else can they find them other than the social media?

Let me imagine what the NMP dream team would be like if the bloggers have a choice. Leong Sze Hian, Roy Ngerng, Alex Au, Vincent Wijeysingha, Chris K, Oxygen, Christine Lim, Cynical Investor to name just a few. Kenneth J, Tan Kin Lian and Gilbert Goh too would make it to the team but they would likely contest the next GE and enter by the main door. And there is a FT in Christopher Balding to consider too. We are so in love with FTs and including one will be just so nice.

With such a team in parliament, PAP would definitely be at their best, no more on leave, busy, no time to attend parliament, and cannot afford to doze off either. It may even devote a handpicked team to take on the NMP dream team, but not necessarily their first team. The first team would be too lethal, a cold steely stare would be enough to deal a deadly blow to the NMP dream team. Let’s just speculate a few names for the PAP task force against the NMP dream team. Lee Bee Wah, Irene Ng, Hri Kumar, Vikram Nair, Lim Wee Kiat, Janil, all great PAP debaters. And for good measures PAP might want the team to be helmed by a minister to give it the ballast. Iswaran would be more than enough to take on this task, and watch out for his southpaw. Fatimah Lateef did not and took a full body blow recently.

It would be a wonder to watch the two teams fight it out in parliament and I am sure the TV ratings would shoot through the roof when parliament is in session. It would beat all the Channel 5 or Channel 8 dramas hands down. Unfortunately this can only happen in dreamland. There would not be any NMP dream team or PAP task force to do mortal combat in parliament.

Kopi Level - Green

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

The dream team should include RB. After all, you have been rather vocal in your blog wherever the interests of Sinkingporeans are concerned. I am sure you're doing it not out of spike but is genuinely concerned with the cesspit state that this country is sinking into.

I nominate you anytime over one of those boot licking inactive so called NMP currently in office who contribute as much as my friendly garang guni man.

If you give us your permission, I am sure many of us haunting around your blog would really give you the thumbs up and support.

Anonymous said...

I will support anybody except PAP.
Nothing will improve in Singapore until we have a regime change.

Anonymous said...

Modest modest, you left out yourself.
Do consider as 2015 is near.

Green Matter said...

Not so simple and straight-forward - the non-MPs (beside highly-recommended) need to pass through super-long high-security clearance to get into the not-so-hot seats.

Matilah_Singapura said...

@RB:

>> Unfortunately this can only happen in dreamland. There would not be any NMP dream team or PAP task force to do mortal combat in parliament.

Exactement! This is a fantasy. Being "smart" is doing whatever you can to get the best out-cum with what is available to you, right here in THE PRESENT.

And in such a fucking wealthy and open place like Singapore, there are plenty of resources available to get your shit together, and chase after your dream -- if you can be bothered to TAKE ACTION.

As I've said before, a small city state requires no parliament. Sell off parliament house to Far East (the best managers of private real estate, by far), sack all the members, and rehire them (the worthy ones) in a management team to administer Singapore. This team is a small team occupying only 2 or 3 floors of a modern office building.

Anyway, NMP's are a gross waste of taxpayer money. They don't do Jack Schit.

"The NMP Dream Team"? Waste of time and money. Bad Idea.

Kopi Level: time for a free refill ;-)

Anonymous said...

Nominating a NMP no need his permission.

Anonymous said...

By then, they will change the rules in Parliament that forbids dream team NMPs to speak, only to listen lah!

But, wait long long, ok!

Anonymous said...

Such a wonder idea! May be we should also add representative(s) from Idia, China, The Phillipines...etc whose presence is considered "significant" in Spore, thereby making the hub of the "internationals" of the East.

In addition, we should also include world renowned political leaders to be appoited as Minister of Internationals. By doing so will then make Spore be the centre of the East.

What do u think?

Anonymous said...

Of course the NMP idea was a sham. It was originally intended to con Sinkies into believing that with NMPs in Parliament, there will not be a need for an opposition. Needless to say, people in Hougang, Aljunied GRC and Punggol East see through the PAP scam and they voted for the opposition.

Needless to say, Sinkies can see what those 'teletubbies' can do in Parliament. Just providing entertainment and a total waste of taxpayer's money.

Anonymous said...

RB, you left out the professional debater, Vivian and of course the koyok seller sitting on top of NTUC.

The debating skills of these two is enough to knock out the NMP dream team. No fight lah!

Even if the PAP task force fail to deliver the knockout blow, they can always bring out the 'grandmaster' to deflect the blows from the NMP dream team.

Virgo 49 said...

Grandmaster had to be assisted on both sides to get to the rostrum.

Exemption, can sit down as Founding Father of Singapore.

MAJULAH

Anonymous said...

Here is the Founding Father at the Founding of Singapore.
Did he look ready to be Prime Minister?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amh93nlCdFk

Anonymous said...

No one in Singapore will join this dream team. No one in Singapore has balls enough to speak out against the PAP government. Singaporeans are gutless and a bunch of spineless, useless sheeples. Dream on ............

"祸国殃民", 恶梦, "亡国", "还有更无能的吗"? said...

NS and NIGHTMARES for sinkies, READY CUSHY JOBS AND READY LION CITY DREAMS FOR FOREIGN BORN!

HIGH AND INCREASING UNIVERSITY SCHOOL FEES FOR SINKIES, ready shiny $$$$$-filled FOC FULLY PAID scholarships for FOREIGN STUDENTS.

SHAME SHAME SHAME!

SHAME ON THE UTTERLY SELFISH "庸君, 昏昏, 暴君" ....... etc etc!!!

SHAME ON sinkieland " dreams "!

FOR MANY, ALL THEY WAKE UP TO EVERYDAY ARE "NIGHTMARES", "UTTER DESPAIRS", "AN ENDLESS BLACK HOLE TUNNEL WITH ETERNAL NO HOPE OF SEEING LIGHT" ........

DREAM? MORE LIKE "ETERNAL HELL"!

Rb what dream YEW TALKING ABOUT?

A ZILLION SHAME ON YEW?

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Green Monster, welcome to the blog. The final say on who would pass the post as NMP will be decided by the govt.

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