4/01/2014

Do not underestimate the stupidity of Sinkies

The founding generations who turned a fishing village and a swamp into a thriving modern city state were mostly uneducated or undereducated peasants and coolies. There were barely a handful of graduates then that made this miracle happened. So credit must be accorded to the real talents. After the success there was a sudden realisation by the real talented that the Sinkies were really daft and untalented and they could not understand how they could build this modern city with their poor genes and limitations. It is a deep mystery like the disappearance of MH370.

There was a real and urgent need to bring in the genuine talents from around the world. There were many real talents in the 3rd World slums who were really talented but did not have the opportunity to prove their worth to turn their slums into thriving metropolis. These were the real talents, hungry and impatient to prove themselves that should be quickly imported to replace the daft Sinkies. And the Sinkies accepted it all grudgingly knowing that these 3rd World talents were the really better than them even if they were fakes.

And the replacement exercise of daft Sinkies began at all levels in full steam. The daft CEOs that built business empires and financial institutions like banks should also be replaced with the new talents to run their banks. By the way, these new talents have never built a bank or started a business before but they are talented to bring the daft Sinkie businesses and empires to a higher plane. The daft Sinkies are no longer able to do any better for the institutions they helped to build, nurture and grow to where they are today. They must be replaced as quickly as possible.

The only group of Sinkies that are irreplaceable are the crème of Sinkie talents, the politicians. These will not be replaced by foreigners, no way when they are near immortals. The Sinkies would not allow it to happen. The Sinkies will tenaciously vote them into power so that they can continue with the talent replacement scheme until all daft Sinkies are replaced by talented foreigners.

The Sinkies can only aspire for the good life and hopefully they will be spurred to work harder and harder and remain as daft as ever, unthinking and not thinking. What is the good life to the daft Sinkies? This can be seen in the advertisements for high end properties and luxury stuff. Sinkies can only attain the good life if they marry a talented angmoh or foreigner. Oh, I need to qualify, only the pretty and desirable Sinkie females have this privilege to a good life. The talented angmohs have good taste too and would only want beautiful Sinkie lasses to share their good fortune. Now where is Anton? The advertisements made it very clear that daft Sinkie men are hopeless and would never be able to afford such high end luxuries and pretty women. Perhaps they were dull and ugly too.

The adverts say it all. Only the angmohs are the talented and are able to afford the good life and provide for the beautiful women. And they are not only talented but very good looking too, the perfect specimen not found in Sinkie men. In fact all advertisements of anything good, talented, expensive, good taste, luxurious, are part and parcel of the angmohs and foreigners. These are things that daft Sinkies would never possess because of their poor genes. This is not a case of self deprecating I am very sure.

How then should the Sinkies not be replaced by the talented and good genes of foreigners? I am sure all the daft Sinkies will nod in agreement and adore the talents and capabilities of the foreigners. They must be aspiring to want to buy a new set of foreign DNAs and get them injected into the eggs of their spouses and hoping that science will make their progeny as talented and well endowed as the angmohs.

Wonder how long will it take for all the dull Sinkies to be replaced by the talented foreigners? But not to worry, the Sinkies are waiting patiently and eagerly to be replaced. They know that this is the best thing ever to happen to them, and it is good for the country too. They will accept their fate in quiet obedience. They will be no protest or resistance to their replacement.

As I said, please do not underestimate the stupidity of daft Sinkies. Many are hoping that the replacement exercise will be completed faster to save them the waiting and the agony. They know that they are unworthy and there is nothing they can do about it. What is the point when they are born daft and unpleasing in every way and unable to compete with the foreign talents? They should be thankful and grateful to their dear leaders and the foreign talents to liberate them from their misery.

April 1st should be gazetted as a Sinkie Day, a national holiday.


Kopi Level - Green

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Straits Times Headline:

"PM Lee removes Ho Ching from all positions requiring investment expertise - Global Search For A Talented Investment Manager Initiated"

ROFL!
April Fool's Day!

Anonymous said...

Straits Times Headline:
"PM Lee to Singaporeans: We are on your side"

ROFL!
April Fool's Day!

Anonymous said...

After saying thank you to the pioneer generations, it is time to give the country away to the foreigners.

Anonymous said...

With so many foreign talents around, for sure some Sinkies will lose their jobs and replaced by foreign talents lah.

But these Sinkies are not the majority, 40% or less.

60% (new Sinkies included) Sinkies are happy, satisfied and even rich because they still have well paid jobs. So PAP will get their votes, tio bo?

And with GRCs just 60% votes can win 93% seats for PAP, if the opposition is not strong to contest 100% seats.

Anonymous said...

What party and PM you want?

PAP PM Lee

WP PM Teochew Ah Hia

or SDP PM Chee Soon Juan?

Anonymous said...

Can wp pM chen or not?or PM Sylvia Lim also can what. Tio Bo ?

Anonymous said...

Key to win election is net happiness lar. 60% happy can already

Anonymous said...

Key to winning elections:

Reduce election deposit to $1,000.
Stop discriminating against poor but clever people.
Stop favouring rich but stupid sons.

Anonymous said...


Not sure whether the pioneer
generation is happy how this city
state is STRIVING now, Increase
GDP Increase POPULATION at all
cost!

b said...

If they are even a tiny bit smarter, they will not be drinking newwater that is contaminated with urine which is full of bacteria and viruses from third world countries that cannot be purged. Ever wonder why people in countries with deserts no need to drink newwater but an island surrounded with water needs to drink newwater?

b said...

LKY did not grow up in PAP system that is the reason he is smarter. Under pap system, people will become stupid even if they are smart. We should all revert back to the british system and we will have many more LKYs that can bring a lot of 'goodness' to this small island.

Anonymous said...

Heard that they are replacing all the professors and lecturers with foreigners to raise the quality of university education.

The local professors and lecturers are just not up to specs.

Anonymous said...

April 01, 2014 4:00 pm>>

They can and so they will. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy's law.

Anonymous said...

Re LKY dint grow up in the PAP system, and tt's why he's smarter.

Damned right.

Re we should revert back to the Brit system.

We're working on it. Look at the number of angmos in this country. Though, yah, not all are Brits.

Also, have you noticed, we have the same problems as Britain....?

Anonymous said...

Where got problem? Everything is so fine, so perfect.

Anonymous said...


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A must read blog for all daft sinkies who believe that PAP is your saviour.