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11/14/2007

Switch to cheaper stuff

This is a ministerial advice for people who cannot afford to keep up with the rising cost of living. And a well intended advice from a million dollar mind must be taken seriously. So I have switched from eating rice to eating porridge. I will wear Panda brand t-shirt instead of Giordano. And I will have one hair cut lesser every month. I will like to substitute the pipe water I have if there is another provider who can supply filtered urine and shit water at a cheaper rate. I will ask for a plate of char kway teow, mai sum, to save 50c. Now, Mr Wang Says So and Molly Meek, my suggestion is to go along and accept the high value added advice. Then your cost of living will definitely go down. As for the standard of living, err......never mind, can live from day to day good liao.

6 comments:

Matilah_Singapura said...

Perhaps the whole thing can be solved by switching to a CHEAPER government.

The costs of governance keep rising, as do the salaries and egos of the tax-eating class.

Elfred said...

Yo~ Reddie, you better be careful mocking the gahmen. Hehehe...

I just come across another gahmen-linked entity threatening to sue a blogger.

Matilah,
Yeah, very funny. Hahahahahaha...
What sense of humor!
Maybe that's why people are migrating like no tomorrow.

redbean said...

i am supporting, elfred. you can't read huh?

cost going up is inevitable. can't be helped.

Elfred said...

You think we stupid ah? Hahahaha...

Never mind. Just warn you, pick up possible 'sue-ing' alert.

So you people careful.
I oredi discussing it in YP forum.
Alamak... Another blogger sue case. Lucky I closed mine long ago. Hahahaha...

Ciao.

redbean said...

elfred,

how can you close yours when you got thousands of international hits a day?

soon it will turn in millions and can be translated into dollars and cents.

Elfred said...

Hahahaha...
Still the old naughty Reddie.
Wait you become red paste then you know. Kakakaka...