3/24/2012

Sunday is a time to remember the commandments

Ten commandments of Paradise

Thou shalt only believe in one party
Thou shalt not worship soap parties
Thou shalt not misuse the party’s name
Thou shalt work 6 days and rest one day
Thou shalt honour the father and mother
Thou shalt not kill your enemies
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not tell falsehood as truth
Thou shalt not steal the people’s money
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s CPF

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thou shalt not kill your enemies.
But you can sue him until he leaves the country or go bankrupt.

Matilah_Singapura said...

I find no difference between politics and religion.

Fuck your god.

Fuck your party.

Anonymous said...

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s CPF.
But you can keep thinking of new ways to prevent him from getting his hands on his CPF.

Anonymous said...

Thou shalt honour the father and mother.
But mostly the father.

Anonymous said...

Buddha's ten precepts
* be liberal and avoid selfishness,
* maintain a high moral character,
* be prepared to sacrifice one's own pleasure for the well-being of the subjects,
* be honest and maintain absolute integrity,
* be kind and gentle,
* lead a simple life for the subjects to emulate,
* be free from hatred of any kind,
* exercise non-violence,
* practice patience, and
* respect public opinion to promote peace and harmony.

Wonder how the PAP will score based on these precepts.

Anonymous said...

An interpretation

Buddha's ten precepts
* be liberal and avoid selfishness,
(share the country with foreigners)
* maintain a high moral character,
(do not have affairs)
* be prepared to sacrifice one's own pleasure for the well-being of the subjects,
(become politicians)
* be honest and maintain absolute integrity,
(always tell your version of truth and interpret the law to your best interest)
* be kind and gentle,
(just let your enemies live in other countries)
* lead a simple life for the subjects to emulate,
(set an example of thrifty living with $50k pm)
* be free from hatred of any kind,
(do not fix up your enemies)
* exercise non-violence,
(rule by law)
* practice patience,
(take a long term approach)
and
* respect public opinion to promote peace and harmony.(set up feedback units and speaker's corners)

Gintai_昇泰 said...

Anon 24 Mar
Lol! Really langgar! We will get our CPF! U get only stnts to make u shiok!

agongkia said...

Dun be a clown.Thou shalt not commit adultery.Bluff who.

Ah Siah make millions yearly and cause me to be a pokkai,work 21 hours a day .Whats wrong for me to sleep with his wife.

Your 6 days work and not commit adultery should be taken out

Anonymous said...

* lead a simple life for the subjects to emulate,
(set an example of thrifty living with $50k pm)

Thrifty? What? Buying a 2nd hand car for $20k over a $200k new car is thrifty.

Anyone whose pay gets downgraded from$250K pm to $50k pm is not thrifty or has no need to be thrifty or unlikely be thrifty.

$ 50k pm is still a luxury and no where close to a "simple life". Eating Ikan billis for all your meals is "simple life". With $50k pm, whole family can enjoy a sumptious buffet lunch in 5 stars hotel every day(31 days) and still have money left over many times more than your average graduate income.

Moral of the story?

You can't even trust the elaborate to be honest.

Gintai_昇泰 said...

Thou shall not commit gerrymandering or else the lightning will strike you!

Really langgar tiang!

Anonymous said...

The mistake was when you send a man up there, he comes down and offers you only one option and you are back to square one.

And the people are still searching for the resting place.

Anonymous said...

Anon March 25, 2012 3:12 PM

You scored 10/10. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Thou shalt not kill your enemies
(abolish the death penalty)

* exercise non-violence,
(abolish the death penalty)

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

agongkia, commandments are meant to be broken.

As for working 6 days and one day break, forgot to add that it applies to maids only.

market2garden said...

10 Commandments:
1 - Remember there's always something valuable lies between 0 and 1.
0 - The meaning and the power of 0
consensus, compromise and collaboration
outwit outplay and outlast your opponents while not forgetting the big picture.
mindset and Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"
men must remember not to outlive their usefulness.
alert of inadequacy and blind spot of one’s thinking and doing.
no men is God.
don't take things for granted
men must remember not every battle is worth fighting to the last men standing.
effectiveness and efficiency
no men is an island
total approach (EPPSS) - economical, political-legal, psychological, social and values, scientific.
singapore is our homeland regardless of political affiliations.

市場2花園 マーケット2ガーデン

Anonymous said...

@market2garden

I am the Proud Arrogant People.

The only zero I know and care about are the zeros in my bank account and salary.

market2garden said...

Anon 10.18am

Thank you for responding to my "Rubbish Comment".
Cheers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=078PBRY8-NY

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Haha, market2garden,

Nothing is rubbish, nothing is truth. It is only in the mind of the receiver.

In a beautiful mind, rubbish can be wisdom. In a dull mind, truth can be rubbish.

The said...

Love thy neighbours, but don't get caught with your pants down.

The said...

Love thy neighbours, but don't get caught with your pants down.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, in Paradise, there's only One Party.
"I am the Lord your God ..."
"You shall have no other gods but me."