3/05/2012

The increasing presence of dogs in Sin

The reference to dogs for comparison to life in paradise is getting more prevalent. The MOE foreign scholar commented that there are more dogs than humans in here. In a way he is right, and there are MPs who agreed with his observations and wanting Sinkies to seriously consider how relevant this remark is to life in paradise.

The top dogs in the paradise, those in leadership positions, are often been referred to as sheep dogs, with an uncanny leadership quality to round up sheep and control the sheep. This is great quality in a dog, like needing only a handful of dogs to control a herd of sheep.

The latest desired dog that is posted in the net is the attack dog. This is a specialized breed, to attack, just bite and bite without having to think. The stronger the bite the better is the attack dog.

Then of course the famed quality of dogs being obedient to the master and doing the biddings of their master needs no further introduction. I am waiting for more variations and maybe compile it into a dictionary of Singapore’s most valued dogs. Stray dogs or abandoned dogs will be exempted as they will be taken care of by the SPCA and dog lovers.

11 comments:

The said...

What about the bitches who are always bitching?

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Anonymous said...

From my observation and through reading, I learn that dogs have strong telepathic ability stronger than homo sapiens'. That's why dogs are used by the police and armed forces because they instinctively know who are friends and who their enemies even if they have never met them before. But there are some humans who have such telepathic gift. People who have such gifted ability can prove to be a danger to society if they misuse or mismanage their power. And I happen to know some people who do just that. If you have met people who suddenly become annoyed or aggressive towards you for no apparent reason, then you will know what I am saying.

Matilah_Singapura said...

From the diagram at the bottom of this page, you will find that appoximately 60 million years ago humans shared a common ancestor (orange circle)with dogs.

So in evolutionary terms, dogs are our distant cousins, several million generations in separation.

Actually it is more accurate to refer to humans as "monkeys" -- which they are not of course, but the word is more accepted than the word "primates". Bear in mind that our closest genetic cousin is the chimpanzee with whom we share around 98% similarity in DNA.

Freedom of speech of course is very important. And no one has any "right" to have their feelings or ideas protected from the comments or counter-ideas of others, no matter how "offensive" it may be.

A great thing about the aforementioned freedom is that it comes with the freedom to choose to listen or ignore stupid, intentfully hostile ejaculations from inbred cattle and poultry-fucking foreign farm-trash.

I've always taken the position of being nice to the new comers. However if they show that they have no-manners and behave like cunts as guests, then it is necessary to kick them in their genitals, and fuck their mothers with fistfuls of rotting bamboo galahs.

Afterwards, I suggest we all enjoy the stuff dogs enjoy so much....you lucky dogs, you!

Anonymous said...

doggone it RB, u'v done better than usual today. All your 3 pieces hit the mark dead centre. thank u!

that question you ask about hdb flats is one of the great mysteries of life in this city. easier to put a camel thru the eye of a needle than get the answer. why this is so is also one of the great mysteries of life...heheheh

agongkia said...

Dun be so sensitive when being call dog.
Even my father encourage me to study hard and become a Tua Kow(Big Dog)when I grow up.
I am a specky and they call me See Bak Kau(4 eye monkey).I tell them to address me as See Bak Kow(4 eye dog) becos I like to see Swee Char Bor at entrances of MRT or shopping centers.
Dun forget to compile it into your dictionary for SP most valued dogs.Uncle Bean

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi agongkia,

Tua kow, see bak kow, chow kow, seow kow, yeow siew kow, tiok chay kow....: ) I bet the last two are unfamiliar to many.

Anonymous said...

Si kow or Matilah short prick kow.

Matilah_Singapura said...
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Matilah_Singapura said...

anon 417:

舔你的狗的肛!

...please enjoy the exquisite experience bwahahahha....

Anonymous said...

Hehe, there must also be many tail-less dogs running around since the relaxation of foreigners immigration polices. Dogs that bite the hand that subsidised their education in paradise.