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1/13/2012

The Chip Bee Asian Asshole Incident

There is a big battle between Asian Assholes and East European Professor in Chip Bee Estate. The trouble started when the professor had parties one too often and making too much noise to irritate her Asian neighbour. So the latter reported to the police and even recorded their jokes and adulterated conversations with phrases like Asian Assholes.

The professor has now made an apology for the noise and disturbance. Not sure if she has apologized over the asshole remark. I think there is no need to over react. Asians have always been assholes to the Westerners and love every bit of it. They love all the names the Westerners have been calling them right in their faces or behind their back. So this apology, if there is, for calling Asian Assholes is unwarranted. It is a fact.

Just get together and have a few orgies and be friends. The Assholes just love to be screwed by Westerners. Come on Assholes, be gracious lah. This is not the first time or the last time Asians will be called Assholes or more fanciful and endearing terms.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The Assholes just love to be screwed by Westerners."

never the other way around... hope assholes get the pictures.

Matilah_Singapura said...

One incident. One idiot put back in their place. Rule of law prevails. Nice.

Saying Asian Asshole is quite alright -- freedom of speech, bitches!! What this mat salleh did wrong was disturb the peace, and allow private conversation to become annoying and unbearable.

I go to parties in Chip Bee quite often. I wonder if I know this person?

Matilah_Singapura said...

Redbean, sensationalizing again are we?

You mean I cannot go to another cuntree and call the locals "assholes" ah? Even if many of them are? ;-)

You like freedom of speech and expression or not? Sorry ah, no one has a right to hae their feelings protected

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Shall we meet at her place? NUS Professor Dr Denisa Kera. If you know her, just let Patriot know and can have fun there. Never mind if we are called assholes.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

What sensationalising, it is already reported in the media with all the juices dripping everywhere.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Wah. Sensational! New fight of local vs foreigners.

No, I don't know her personally. Methinks I've seen her at Holland V, but I can't be certain.

I notice she is of Jewish desent. I can just hear the anti semitic barbs coming like the sound of Nazi jackboots goose stepping in the distance.

There, I fired the first racist shot :-D

Score 1 for team Singapore!

Anonymous said...

Finally, an assticle that's on the interrectal level of Matilah.

Anonymous said...

assk the angmoh profasshole to go fondle her longkang in front of matilah. I am sure matilah will give her a friendly and free licking - freedom of asspression mah

Anonymous said...

LOL

Matilah_Singapura said...

Thank you anons for proving that Singaporeans can be assholes. You are living proof!

GOAL!!

Victor and Vanquished said...

so i guess the jews aren't the only ones who are capable of crying anti-semite, we asians can drop the anti-asian bomb at others too!

(quick let's all shudder at the thought of such an awed remarkable honor to have and behold)

rather than feeding the senseless irrational war machine, we can actually fight the REAL wars. Against poverty, discrimination, child labour, unwilling prostitution, inequality and suppression of freedom.

and by the way, no one is forcing Aunty Kera to stay in Singapore if she feels SO uncomfortable. she can jolly well go back to where she hails from and stop crying wolf like Aunty Grace Fu.

Singapore will not crumble without her, please.

Anonymous said...

She is having a good time in Sin, paid by Sin, and she had an asshole plastered with sushi for entertainment. She must be amusing herself crazy with so many assholes listening to her.

This must be the most memorable period in her life.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Actually reading the news reports and speaking to my Holland V drinking buddies on the phone, the (Asian) neighbour's a bit of a spoilt wanker -- for being a tad unreasonable.

Sure, he may have grounds to complain about the noise...but bear in mind, there is really no privacy in those Chip Bee terrace houses. I know. I used to rent one of them. Everyone could hear each other fucking -- even a few doors away.

The neighbour has no business interfering or commenting with private conversation in someone else's private home. I'm glad they put his pic in the press. Sheesh! What an EMBARRASSMENT to reasonable, rational and fun-loving Singaporeans.

Chip Bee and Holland V are probably the most "Bohemian" places you'll find anywhere in any developed city. Therefore you are going to have parties, and revelry, debauchery, fun, drunken cavorting, and dare I say intellectual and entrepreneurial exchanges, networking and activity. It's one big melting pot of creative people, wannabes, star-fuckers and hangers-on all coming together everynight to commune and have fun.

Don't like it? The get the fuck out of Bohemia and leave fun loving people alone to enjoy themselves.

BTW Holland V is still enjoyed by and made by born and bred Singaporeans -- usually ones who have an expansive world view and very few hangups...especially of the culture and racial kind.

Fuck you, embarrassing assholes and your undeveloped Turd Whirled Mentality!

Matilah_Singapura said...

@anon1149

Exactly. People having a good time. Some of those HV/ Chip Bee private parties can get wild...and beyond the stultified imagination of angry, victim-mentality, 24/7 complaining Singaporeans.

Don't like it? Then move out of the area. Good riddance.

I treat Singapore like a Hotel, and come to enjoy myself. So do others.

Problem, kaypo-chee's?

Anonymous said...

Now the world knows that Chee Bay Garden is for pubic hair lovers.

Anonymous said...

Longkang playing Matilah can go water the profasshole Chee Bay Garden.

Anonymous said...

Wow! If only Matilah is a friend of Ms Kera, then me does not need to wait for suggestion for the choice of a venue. Non has responded, so seems like Holland V has to stay and do join in to celebrate Matilah Singapura. Oh! My apology! I mean let's celebrate CNY with Matilah Singapura.

Come to Holland V on the 2nd Evening of CNY to see Matilah Singapura, naked and bare if You dare.

patriot

Anonymous said...

On closer examination, I cann see pubic hair on his middle finger.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Oh Patriot, you may get better response by them responding to your email. A little privacy may be good.

Anonymous said...

C Leng;

somehow me just find that privacy and secrecy are no good for getting to know one another.

Remember Wally saying 'put a face' to what one writes and not hide behind anything?

Me was warned of ISD when i suggested that bloggers get to know each other in person and get to work together. The FEAR prevails as much in the Cyber Community as it is with the average Singaporeans.

patriot

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Anonymous said...

Professor Dr Denisa Kera is actually working for Asian asshole, i.e. ANUS = Associated NUS = a self-claimed high ranked world class National University of Singapore, that is in third world Asia.

So, what is wrong of she calling Asian Asshole?

Matilah_Singapura said...

patriot makes a good point.

Frankly I don't give a shit about the ISD, and I think their reputation is more fearsome than they actually are in reality, but you can't blame Singaporeans for being kiasu, since that is their nature.

Anyway, only an idiot would willingly incriminate himself, and knowingly put himself in harm's way. Safety-consciousness is a PERSONAL thing. How does anyone know that the person they're meeting IRL (In Real Life) is not a fake, or a government security mole?

By the same token, how would anyone know for sure, some internet-troll cunt calling himself Matilah_Singapura is not actually working for the government?

That's right. No one knows anything FOR SURE. Everything carries an element of risk ad the real possibility that you could be wrong.

Human senses and consciousness are very easily fooled. No surprises there.

Anyway, most folks know where I hang-out when I'm in town. So be it lah!

Anonymous said...

Matas everywhere. They like to hang out in Chee Bay Garden

Anonymous said...

poor bitch. just google for denisa kera and out comes asian asshole. I think her career is doomed for good. this is her own doing. in asia, we call this karma.

Anonymous said...

LHL, TT, VB, LSS etc
Hey ASIAN ASSHOLES. This means you.

I knew you were dumb. But really. Didn't know you were this stupid.

So how much you paying for this foreign gem?

Why don't you use the money for our elderly parents or young children for a change?
Got so much of my tax money to throw is it?

Anonymous said...

They were watching a comedy about some Singaporean officials visiting an Eastern European country and were shock with what they saw and probably made some typical Singaporean remarks like 'wow, angmoh can be so poor'.

That could lead have led to the Asian Asshole remarks. In this context, the Asian Assholes meant not Asians but Singaporeans. And not just Singaporeans but Singaporean officials specifically.