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12/17/2007

Time to commission a statue

We can add another attraction to the Singapore tourist scene. Let's erect a statue for the Most Well Paid Worker In the World and turn it into a tourist attraction.

6 comments:

Matilah_Singapura said...

And may the birds shit on it, and dogs piss on it everyday. It would also attract some of the peasants who will spit on it.

No, the statue is a bad idea, because it is a potential BIOLOGICAL HAZARD! :-)

Anonymous said...

Correction, the statue should be for the world's well-paid octogenarian with the most lobo job in the world

redbean said...

now guarding the nation's research is not an easy job. ong teng cheong can vouch for it.

Matilah_Singapura said...

anon 931:

If that be the case, fuck the birds and dogs, I'll be shitting and pissing on it!

redbean:

He can't. He's stone cold fucking dead.

Anonymous said...

Oi Matilah, that is no way to treat the Messiah who delivered us from a backwater third world cesspit into a gleaming, first world metropolis which is the envy of the entire planet today. Have some respect, ok ? I am sure the statue will be fitted with anti-piss/puke/shit defences. Anyone who attempts such a feat will have all the excrement redirected back at the perpetrator. SO beware, hor.

Matilah_Singapura said...

To anon 617

No one will care about the consequences.

I'm sure that I'll have to join a queue and have to wait my turn to unload yesterday's supper on the Grate Dicktater's statue

Respect? I'll show the mofo respect... I'll anoint his head with the Holy Water I've been keeping, just for him, in my bladder!

Anyway I might amuse myself whilst waiting in the queue for "my turn" by "practicing" on the many idolaters worshiping, and sacrificing their young to the graven image of dear ol' Harry. I'll guarantee you that Harry will be deified by the Sheeple Majority.