12/16/2007

Joke of the Day

The parents are angry because the school bus fee has been raised by $5 to $10 per month. And the School Transport Association was so apologetic for raising this amount. The only reason I can think of, and feel comforted, is that they were not run by super talents.

10 comments:

Matilah_Singapura said...

The Culture of Dependency is manifested!

Take the buses away, and teach the motherfucking whinging parents a well-deserved lesson.

All these "the-world-owes=me-a-life" so-called "adults" do is fuck and pump out babies, then expect everyone else to sacrifice so that they, the parents and their oh-so-precious children (brats) can be comfortable.

Fuck them. Losers.

redbean said...

if the transport association were to engage me as their consultant, i will recommend at least a $50 raise. there are so many obvious reasons, and legitimate, to raise school bus fare.

Matilah_Singapura said...
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Matilah_Singapura said...

If they hired consultants they would have no choice but to raise fares ;-)

Most consultants are a waste of time and money, unless the consultant is me.

redbean said...

that's why they must hire me. i will raise fare and the parents will be happy about it. no need to mention the drivers.

Anonymous said...

Aiyah, hire both of you lah! If still cannot agree, go to the Hague and fight it out.

Matilah_Singapura said...
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Matilah_Singapura said...

To anonymous:

I think you need a new brain, anonymous, because it is obvious the one you are presently using is faulty. Either that, or the state education system has failed in its attempt to teach you comprehension.

It is redbean who has alluded to being hired as a consultant. Twice, to be exact.

I merely stated that with myself being an exception, most consultants are worthless. Not once did I suggest to being hired at all.

So there is no reason to fight, i.e. no conflict between redbean and myself.

Therefore there's no reason to go to Holland at all, unless it is to "relax" in one of Dutch's famous Bohemian and Rastafarian coffee shops, in states of "altered consciousness".

In any case, do take my suggestion seriously and replace your present brain ASAP, before you hurt yourself.

Best wishes for the season.

redbean said...

anonymous, did you matilah's pose? he is asking for it: )

Matilah_Singapura said...

If I were a defense contractor, I would hire you, redbean, as The Supreme Instigator. I'd then post you to the Middle East, to ensure that there will never, ever be a chance for peace. By doing so, as a defense contractor, I can remain magnificently profitable and stay in business for a long time.