6/19/2023

How to invest in India and not be robbed like Xiaomi

 India is a very attractive country to invest for the future. Every idiot also know this. India is still poor and underdeveloped, especially infrastructure. The potential for growth and development is so obvious. Ah Kow also know this. No need to be an expert in economics. Many supertalents have been so ensnared by what they can make from India in the long run that they would take out all their savings, pawn their heirlooms, to invest in India, for the future, for the long, long term.

The results of these foolish thoughts have  taken shape in many investors have been taken to the cleaners by the Indians and ended running for their lives, lucky to have escaped from India with their pants still on. And these countries are not just Xiaomi or Chinese companies. Many were big names in the US, in UK and Europe. Still a few are in India, barely making any money but pretending and hoping that in the long run they could recover their investments with profits.

How not to be like these daft losers, blindly throwing tons of hardearned money into India, and not being robbed by the Indians? The answer is very simple and easy to do. Understand what the Indians want, understand their culture and legal systems, and the battle is hard won. 

After robbing Xiaomi of billions of dollars on drum up charges of tax evasion, the Indians have up the ante by demanding that all the top executive positions be filled by Indians. The deal means that Xiaomi would be hiring all the Indians to run its plants in India, teaching the Indians all the tricks of the trade, training the Indians to run and takeover the whole production and management of Xiaomi, India. And the profits from Xiaomi, India cannot be repatriated to China, can only be reinvested in India.

In plain language, Xiaomi would be putting billions investing in plants and manufacturing equipment in India, provide employments to the Indians, and be proud owners of its investment in India. And Xiaomi should be happy looking at the paper gains in its investment in India. Xiaomi the investor is as good as doing charity for India, giving money and technology to India, and gaining nothing in return. All their investments would be owned and controlled by the Indians, to do as the Indians pleased. The Indians would acquire all the investments and capital of Xiaomi without spending a single cent. Thank you Xiaomi. You are really Xiao to do this in India.

Ok, how to invest in India and not be robbed by the Indians. Learn from what happened to Xiaomi and all the foreign investors in India. Agree with all the conditions demanded by the Indians, build the factories, moved in the machinery, hired all the Indians to run the factory and management. Then tell the Indians to take good care of the factory, take care of your capital and investment. Then go back to your home country and enjoy your life. The Indians would be very happy running your factory and managing your investment and capital and would send you beautiful reports of the great profits they are making for you. But don't bother to go back to India, don't back. Tell your yourself that you are doing charity to the Indians and be happy about it.

When you have given everything to the Indians, the Indians cannot rob you any more. You are safe. Your investment and capital are safe, in Indian hands. But, this is an important caveat, do not pump in more good money in the hope of getting your capital and investment back in the future, in the long run. If you do harbour such naive thoughts, then you deserved to be cheated by the Indians. In your first investment, you are not cheated, because you decide to give them away to the Indians. What you have given away is not being robbed. QED.

My business proposal on how to invest in India and not be robbed can be submitted as a case study to the best business schools in the world, for MBA courses.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Modi proudly announced learn from
India development experience

Anonymous said...

India was, is and will be so bad that Buddhists say that's the reason Buddha was born in India to try and guide them out of their doldrums. But alas it was in vain.

Anonymous said...

Good proposal, must also include clauses that Indians are so good and master of everythings. It is a waste of times for india to expand to other countries. May affect productivity and all things should happen in India. The number uno country in universe.

Anonymous said...

India is in the process of colonising the world, politically and in business. They have taken over the UK, in the process of taking over the US, and in the process of taking over several ex commonwealth countries.

In the corporate or business world, they are taking over all the companies of foreign investors in India, some willingly, some unwillingly. Outside of India, they are taking over MNCs in the US, UK and Europe and also in South Asia and South East Asia. India will eventually take over all the Fortune 500 companies of the world and run them as their colonies. Without contributing a single centre, these companies become part of the Indian Empire, like the past European empires and their colonies.

This is a brilliant Indian strategy, assisted by stupid people of the world who could not see what is happening.

Anonymous said...

Why some large US MNCs have Indian-origin CEOs? A recent ST article says the Americans distrust Chinese, so they won't let capable Chinese-origin talent to assume the CEO posts, which pave the way for Indians to the top posts.

Anonymous said...

Must learn from sinkies land, sign comprehensive ceca agreement with india...then you become part of them..finally you will be like working in india motherland.

Anonymous said...

The Americans don't trust the Chinese talents. So the Chinese talents set up their own companies to compete with the Americans or go back to their motherland to build better products than the Americans.

And the Americans trust the snakes and employed the snakes to takeover their companies by hiring more and more snakes. The American companies eventually belong to the snakes.

Anonymous said...

USA and India can get on well. This is expected. Snakes of a pit, works well without a hitch.

Even if the Indians take over, it is still a snake pit. Should be avoided.

Anonymous said...

Usa meeting gulf states and India to build rails, sea networks and connections infrastructures. USA would look on the financial sides and India on the construction sides. Really impressive. But to be convincing and self interest USA should build rail and road bridges from mainland USA across the Pacific Ocean purposely over the Mariana Trench and connect to mainland India. The combination if these two supreme powers should have little problems. Showed the world you can.

Anonymous said...

Some countries already lost all their investments in India. Oops, not lost, except let the Indians manage all their investments and capital for them. The Indians would make all the money for them, but like Xiaomi and all foreign investments, can bring out the money.

And they are happily throwing in more money into India to make more money, to create employment for more Indians, from CEOs to the receptionists and very happy about it. Must be making a lot of billions from their Indian investments. But they would not tell as it would let the cat out of the bag and everyone would be rushing to invest in India.

In India, the Jumbos can fly.

Anonymous said...

It is on the cards now, the building of a railroad across the Pacific to the Indian Ocean. Biden just proposed it. One of many building castles in the air proposals.

USA Presidents are one of a kind. George W. Bush claimed he talked directly to God and God asked him to invade Iraq.

Donald Trump ever claimed that he is God himself, indulged in Shamanism, suggested injecting disinfectant to prevent COVID infection and later promoted the use of Invermectin (a horse or animal dewormer) to cure COVID infection.

Now Biden is even worse. He wanted to suggest singing 'God Save the Queen' after making a speech just recently.

How eerily bizzare, weird and loony they are. Going from bad to worse. And to think that Biden is the best that they can find in the Democratic side to stand in 2024. Biden of course wants to stand to protect his son. That is all there is to it.

Anonymous said...

The Indians tried to dupe BYD to invest in India by making an order for 1,000 BYD EV buses. The deal would mean that BYD would have to set up factory in India, send equipment and engineers to teach the Indians how to build EV buses. BYD would have to deliver the buses first and India would pay back by instalment.

This is such a lucrative offer that many daft would salivate. India has such good investment opportunities. But BYD has learnt and knew what India is up to. BYD ask India to make full payment upfront or else no deal.

The Indian trick, once the buses and factory are in India, they would demand all kinds of things, change the terms and payments and eventually not paying a single cent, have the factory and the 1,000 buses for free.

Japan's head is still spinning over the hi speed train deal when India is changing many terms and demanding Japan to lend more money to India. Japan is now having cold feet.

All these countries never consult Singapore on how to deal with India. Singapore is the happiest country investing in India and never got robbed or cheated by the Indians. The Indians love Singapore for creating employment for Indians and also providing the capital and expertise. This is India and Singapore's win win formula.

Any takers?

Anonymous said...

The strategy of Singapore is unique. If you can't beat them, let join them. All became 1 people 1 nation, ahem 1 India.

Anonymous said...

Why are all the big American and European companies rushing back to China despite the sanctions and coercion by the American regime?

Simple, they can make money, a lot of money, and their investments are safe. Guaranteed by the Chinese governments. Seen any foreign companies being robbed by Chinese government or companies?

And the Chinese workers are disciplined and world class, very productive and efficient.