8/08/2021

Get Real: The 21 Instances Of Instant In Singapore



1. Instant President.
2. Instant Minister.
3. Instant Multi-Millionaire.
4. Instant Member of Parliament.
5. Instant Parliament Speaker.
6. Instant Paper General turned Businessman that made instant losses.
7. Instant NTUC Chief dropped in by parachute.
8. Instant Imported Citizen.
9. Instant Money-bought Sportsman.
10. Instant Olympics Medal.
11. Instant GDP Growth.
12. Instant Population Growth.
13. Instant General Elections.
14. Instant Leader Of Opposition.
15. Instant Promotion.
16. Instant Rewards.
17. Instant COVID-19 Solution.
18. Instant Self-Praise.
19. Instant Self-Gratification.
20. Instant Self-Glorification.
21. Instant COLLAPSE?

LIPS

8 comments:

A-Non-Yes-Mouse said...

Uncle RB, that was written by me,

LIPS At Your Service.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Oops, my apologies. Author added.

Thanks.

A-Non-Yes-Mouse said...

Uncle RB, Thank you very much.

Queen of Hearts said...

Instant millionaire ministers and top civil savants.

Anonymous said...

Happy 56th National Day to all Singaporeans.. Majulah Singapura!

Anonymous said...

Also instant kicked out of Malaysia and got instant independence.

Anonymous said...

PAP IB and balls carrier?

Nothing to be happy about. It would have been better if Singapore is part of Malaysia. The Chinese and Indians there have more freedom, the best of both worlds, than Singaporeans.

At least the Guided Democracy in Malaysia is better than the Pseudo Democracy in Singapore. In fact, Singapore has been a Dictatorship all along until now.

Recent two decades have become even more Dictatorial.

1. Our money in the compulsory CPF savings become not our money.

2. Our HDB flat is not ours but belonging to HDB throughout all the 99 years of leasehold, under the guise of home ownership.

3. Our cars are not ours. Despite paying exorbitant price tag with 300% tax plus COE, we can only use the cars for ten years only. After that, we have to pay more money for COE and tax.

4. Our sons are not ours from age 18 to 50. They belong to the State by law, Communist law, to serve at the pleasure of the SAF and the useless President.

5. Our country is not ours. They are for every Tom, Dick and Harry's families, according to the PM.

What National Day? Is there still a Nation?

Under the present PM, All the years of Nation Building have gone down the drain. "Singapore is for everyone......", he said. May be politically correct but constitutionally, legally, morally and ethically wrong!


Anonymous said...

No country in the world would allow anyone to say its country belongs to everyone.