I have been writing too much rubbish and well deserving of my 2 cups of kopi kau daily. Maybe I should be writing something more high brow, serious and entertaining, maybe they will pay me $10k or $20k for writing the right stuff.
For a Sunday morning I think I shall start to write about my
expensive pedigree miniature dog named Poo. After walking the dog for so many
months, I came to notice that the poo comes in many textures, like cream puff,
coleslaw at times, or Thai meat floss though not that dry. And if lucky, could
be like goreng pisang. Can write one page about it.
Or maybe I shall write about the latest underwear, the
unisex type, both male and female can get into. It requires great designing
skills, if you know what I mean. Or maybe I shall write about the new hobbies,
collecting toothpicks like they used to collect match boxes from the pubs and
coffee houses.
Really, there are many interesting things to write to be
paid handsomely. Collecting boyfriends like collecting mobile phones could be a
great topic to write about. It used to be collecting angmoh boyfriends to show
off to the aunties. If unable to get an angmoh get a local dud to dye his hair
blond also can do, from a distance.
I heard the latest is collecting Indian boyfriends. They are
in vogue, with so many maharajahs splurging millions for their weddings here.
The local chicks may be lucky to land up with one. Now there is no need to go
all the way to India
with all the risks at stake. In the safety of this clean city, the rich Indians
of the highest caste are available right at our doorstep. Just offer yourself,
get close to them and you would be noticed. Make your own chances, improve your
chances. The smell and colours of India
are here.
I just have so many ideas to write about on a Sunday
morning. I am waiting to be offered a $10k job to start writing. Maybe if they
like it, they may even offer me $20k. Why would I want to be writing rubbish
for two cups of kopi, and to beg for it, and OPM some more.
Isn’t it nice to talk rubbish and smell the roses on a
weekend? This morning is a bit wet but still refreshing.