‘Sir, Mr Lim is sending some tarts to you. Where do you want
it delivered?’
‘No, no, no tarts for me. Tell him no. The missus will be
angry.’
Many big shots are getting wary and scare of tarts and have
given instructions to their secretaries to turn tarts away. And many big
institutions have standing instructions not to send tarts to anyone anymore.
Tarts are like lepers, to stay away from.
‘But Sir, the tarts are for the missus.’
‘What, what?’
‘It’s pineapple tarts Sir.’
‘Holly shit. That’s even worst. Listen carefully, return all
pineapple tarts immediately. They are dangerous, like contrabands.’
It was reported that the tart business has since fallen to
an all time low and workers making pineapple tarts have been retrenched. No
body wants to be seen with a box of pineapple tarts in gift wraps.
8 comments:
RB: ‘Holly shit. That’s even worst. Listen carefully, return all pineapple tarts immediately. They are dangerous, like contrabands.’
RB, some prefer mango flavour. Can ask them change to mango tarts?
May be mango flavour more "spicy"?
RB, upcoming festive season Halloween follow by Christmas. CNY is far away. So pineapple tarts too early liao!
Got Pumpkin tarts for Halloween?
Christmas maybe good idea to improvise "Turkey Tarts". Some refreshing new ideas to kick start year end festive season.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
"Sainta Clown" is coming .......
But for some burned pockets recently, think what they really cherished are some real rotten eggs!
Maybe collectively throw at somebody on Halloween Day.
To make him the most horrifying Halloween sight to commemorate "their collective S$10 billion peanuts eaten by some mysterious 2-legged animals" during the recent market "penny pandemonium".
Pineapple tarts?
I prefer 2 legged tarts.
Google
Fann Wong pineapple tarts hospital
http://www.oocities.org/fanntastic271/aboutfann.html
Hahahahaha
Some ministry may be offering pineapple tarts for cheap sale.
MATILAH,
May your wife and children be just like tarts, and to your parents too, have a happy day.
May your aids day come early too.
No pineapple tarts.
No Brompton bikes.
No $2 companies.
In exchange for telling you what you cannot do;
I expect a million dollar salary.
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