I
am inspired, truly inspired, by what the leaders in the PAP Women’s Wing said
about putting more money into the CPF for the wives. On first impression it
sounded silly, and I thought so too, until I put on my thinking cap and realised
how brilliant it is. I cannot blame those people who are so angry with all the
things that are happening to the CPF Scheme and their money that is being
transformed into not their money in many ways. It is a good lesson to learn.
Once you put your money into someone else pocket, you might as well forget it.
Let
me explain why the suggestion to put more money into the wives CPF accounts and
why I called the CPF Scheme an idiot proof scheme make sense. I am sure all of
you understand the meaning of idiot proof. It means it is safe even in the
hands of an idiot. So, if one is an idiot, put your money in the CPF is
absolutely safe. For there is this very caring and clever govt always there to
look after your money and make sure it will be there for the rest of your life
and with a lot to spare even after you passed away. In other words, your money
cannot finish even after you are finished.
Other
than the idiots, people that are prone to gamble away their money, people that
are irresponsible with their money, stupid people that could easily be conned
of their money, or anyone that does not know how to manage his money, the idiot
proof CPF Scheme is the safest. Put your money there and it is guaranteed that
the money would always be there, paying good interest rates some more.
And
don’t forget about putting more money into the wives accounts too as
recommended by the PAP Women’s Wing. The money would also be safe there in the
wives’ accounts. But before doing that, remember to ask a few questions or the
wives will kill you. Check if your wife is an idiot. Check if your wife is a
gambler. Check if your wife is irresponsible or careless with money. Check if
you can trust your wife if you give her good money in cash. If all the answers
are yes and the last answer is no, then put whatever money you want to give to
your wife into the CPF. Then you can feel very safe with the money and your
wife not squandering it away.
Now
you understand why this idiot proof CPF Scheme is an ideal scheme? Over to you
wives.