8/10/2007
Singaporean Dictionary v1.1
With a few new additions
The Singaporean Dictionary of famous phrases, in jest. (To be added on as more gems are discovered)
Affordability: It means affordable according to the income of the person saying it.
Brutal Truth: Utter only by the super rich and super talents.
Equality: Some have more rights than others. Or as in Animal Farm.
Foreign talents aka Fallen Trash: Not very bright foreigners but can replace Singaporeans on cheaper pay.
Foreign workers: To compete with local workers to keep wages low.
GST: Tax to benefit the poor and lower income citizens
High Pay: Free of corruption
Honest Mistake: Free from accountability. A learning process for taking risks.
IR: Another term for Casinos
Let's move on: Enough. We have decided and no one should say anything more about it. Case closed.
Local talents: Only in demand overseas
Majority: If 1 million did not vote and 3 voted, 2 is a majority.
Means Testing: An opportunity to strip a citizen down to bare all his poverty.
Mee Siam Mai Hum: Uniquely Singapore
National security: My security, or the security of whoever saying it.
NKF: Every Singaporean knows what it means.
Pah Si Buay Chow: Stay on as long as the pay is good.
Peanuts: As it is, good for monkeys only.
Political talents: The best of all the country's talents.
Privatisation: This is a process to make public service organisations more efficient. Once they are privatised, the have to operate to make profits. Inevitably all become more efficient.
Quitters: Applicable to Singaporeans who can't make it here.
Redbeanforum = online rantings in futility? ;P
Retirement age: Not applicable in politics Shareholders' interest: This is used to justify profit at all cost. The shareholders' interest is supreme to the interest of the general public or the country.
Straight As: Above average students. Anything below is average or below average.
Straits Times: Tongue in cheek views of professional journalists for nation building.
Subsidies: Govt subsidises, the people pay.
Super talents: Measures by income .
Tooth: Tooth that Singaporeans believe in. A variation of truth.
Transparent: For me to know, for you to find out.
Unemployed: Refers to lazy and choosy individuals.
World class: This has many definitions depending on the context.
World class govt: Highest paid govt. This is unchallenged. Will appear in Guinness Book of Records soon.
World class public transport: Sardine packed public transport.
World class universities: Based on the criteria of assessments and number of foreign students and lecturers tweaked to fit to the expected model.
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