It is like
someone claiming that sugar is the cause of diabetes and everyone would be
shouting, ‘hang the sugar’! Get rid of
sugar, ban sugar, increase sugar tax, fine people consuming too much sugar! In politics, it could be like someone
propounding the theory that dictatorship or one party is best and everyone will
be going about praising dictatorship or one party and trying to make a dictatorship/one
party better and betterer.
Well, since
no want is going to talk about the first principle, about the first assumption,
it is pointless to ask such a question. Everyone is taking for granted that the
Elected President is the best thing to happen to our political system, or a
motherhood that we have to live with, just like a rogue govt or a rogue
president waiting to happen, hiding behind the bend.
Since this
is the case, let me join the circus, oops, I mean the circle of wise men and
women, to make the best of the Elected President thing. This I must again
confess, I don’t think is a good idea or necessary, but a waste of public money
and resources that can be put to better use. Oh, and before I go and make
myself silly,… among the wise men and women that have spoken, the wisest of the
wise is, I must say, the legal intern called Brian Chang. This is what he said
in a simple sentence that said so much. ‘ I think we need to (be) very careful
with whether we want to introduce race based criteria which do not exist at the
moment into any of our political offices and if we want to take the first step
down the (slippery) slope.’
This
sentence alone already shows the kind of complex and multitudes of problems
that will come along when ethnicity or race is embedded into our political
system, in the Elected Presidency. No need to elaborate further. No one is more
blind that those with eyes but could not see. It is an enormous can of worms
that would start to wriggle out once it is opened. Do we want to ask for
something that we cannot cope with that we don’t have to in the first place?
Ok, now that
I have vented, let me get to the great silly ideas that I have been playing
with, the minorities in our Elected Presidency concept. What is the meaning of
minority? The original CMIO or more? How much more would we want to classify an
ethnic group as a minority and eligible to have a right to be the Elected
President by default, provided and protected by the Constitution? Would we be
welcoming the Pinoys, the Myanmese, the Banglas, the high caste Indians, the
Vietnamese, the Thais, the Indonesians and what not as our new minorities and
enjoying equal rights as the MIOs, to have a right to be an Elected President?
And why stop
at ethnicity, what about women as a minority, (AWARE has spoken), what about
age, religion, the non meat eaters, there are many kinds of minorities in our
little piece of rock. Oooh, I forgot
about the beautiful pink people. They are minorities too.
Ok, ok, this
is pushing the limit too far. Let’s get back to the ethnic minorities. What is
the best formula to work with? Now it is 75:15:8:2, or there about. Can this be crafted into a scientific formula
of relative representation? Or should it be a simple rule of thumb, 3C:1.5M:
1I: 0.5O? To make this formula workable,
multiply by 2 and we will get 6C:3M:2I:1O. Just ignore the new minorities until
they start to protest violently. The
formula will mean over 12 terms of EP, 6 terms will go to a Chinese, 3 terms to
a Malay, 2 terms to an Indian and 1 term to an Others. My apologies to call you
Others, not my choice of words. How to
count if one minority president sits in the Istana for more than one term?
What about
the new Others that should be added in? Should the new formula be CMIOPIMVBT?
It would be quite a ‘chap cheng’ formula and quite perplexing. It may be better
to reengineer the population to a point where each ethnic group is 10% and
every tribe will have one term of Elected President each, very fair and very
easy to manage. Next time got 20 tribes, can change formula again.
I won’t want
to go further than this. It is already complicated enough. What do you think? A
race embedded formula for the Elected Presidency to make sure every minority
group is treated equally and fairly. Can it ever be fair? Never mind, the silly
majority here is very generous and will go along with anything, with any
formula, even reducing its majority status. They believe in meritocracy and
excellence regardless of nationalities. You can sell them to be prostitutes and
they would not mind.
Enshrining
racial differences into our political holy grail? Anyone think this is a good
idea?
Does anyone
remember what is this?
‘We, the
citizens of Singapore,
pledge ourselves as one united people,
regardless of race, language or religion,
to build a democratic society
based on justice and equality
so as to achieve happiness, prosperity
and progress for our nation’.
pledge ourselves as one united people,
regardless of race, language or religion,
to build a democratic society
based on justice and equality
so as to achieve happiness, prosperity
and progress for our nation’.
Please
respect this national pledge. Sorry Raja, need to remind the daft and dumb
about what you said, even if it is an aspiration.