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6/10/2012

The spirit of being exciting




The young sinkies are doing everything they could to live an exciting life in the oasis of affluence. They painted themselves, pierced their noses and everywhere in their bodies, boys and girls. They take soap bath on the beach of Sentosa, they experimented with drugs and parties, smoke and drink. They drive fast and fanciful cars.

The adults experimented with the meis meis and young girls, and with professionals as part of their jobs. They tried in Paris, in hotels, in car parks and in HDB flats too.

The oldies try working again, try to get hitch again, try to live young again, try to dance and play. Only problem, no money, no honey, and the joints are not moving.

Funny thing is that I don’t find anything exciting at all. Where is the spirit of excitement? What shall I do on a beautiful Sunday? Maybe should try the casino. That must be the safest place to be without getting into all kinds of trouble with the exciting spirit in living.

13 comments:

Matilah_Singapura said...

redbean,

Life is for living...or haven't you realised that by now?

In other cuntrees -- many of them, "developed" -- are teetering on becoming failed states -- violent mobs and bomb-throwing anarchists are battling oppressive governments and each other, and you can't even see "blessings" right in front of your face?

Peace and prosperity are the goals of every nation, and Singapore has that; notwithstanding a few issues exacerbated by the negative spirits, passive pathological complainers, and sad fucks who choose to be unhappy such that no good fortune will ever be enough to extricate them from their funk. (funk, the emotion, not the music).

What to do on a Sunday? Well for starters you could have a look at the shit your brain is creating. :-)

Don't like excitement? No problem. To each his own. You always have a choice of relaxing or doing something nice for others...so that they can "get excited".

Got choice?

Soojenn said...

Redbean, you have a humorous friend in humorous friend in Matilah..

"What to do on a Sunday? Well for starters you could have a look at the shit your brain is creating. :-)"

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

He likes my shit even on Sunday: )

Anonymous said...

Matilah is right, redbean. but you gave matilah a very good riposte! hahahahaha! even on sunday when matilah is supposed to be getting his fun, he still reads your shit.

patriot said...

Well, if most, note most and not all; are like Matilah, then we dont need Sin. Everywhere will be home and if not first class hotel. And since he is loaded, he gets all the meis meis, tais tais and probably many aunties as well.

To be fair, there are many pious folks, including those wearing all white, who are sin averse and god fearing, so sex is no no la, though their appetite for money can never be satisfied. What the hell! Even if they live for hundreds of years, they cant possibly utilize all those wealth. Got life; do they got time or even the audacity to spend?

If Sin is filled with Matilah, Redbean would likely be at Holland Village, me too. BUT, we are not Matilah, we are Sinkies, not international guest. Maybe, I should say no less than 70% are not qualified to be Matilah Singapura.

Anyway, I like his Matilah Singapura Nick, it always show that even the Happy go lucky wealthy folks have got the wish to see the spectacular ending.

patriot

Anonymous said...

patriot is one sinko, i think traitor suits you better...

Anonymous said...

Hehe, Anon June 10, 2012 10:02 PM.

You mean Patriot is a Qaeda or Jamiyah member ? Or was he working for the Kempeitai or Ku Klux Khan ? And You are from CIA ?

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

For a moment I thought Patriot was going to say no sex on Sunday. Sunday is a rest day.

Anonymous said...

June 10, 2012 10:02 PM is either a all white ball carrier or ntuc member, maybe ntuc taxi driver.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Aiyah, you fuckers heard of RSS feed or not? My RSS feed works on Sundays, and holidays. I check my feed a few times a day, not just for My Singapore News, but for everything else -- science, tech, finance, news, music, films, books, other blogs, latest porno releases...nearly 50 streams in my feed.

If it is "important", it is in my RSS feed. My Singapore News happens to be important. I don't know why. It just is.


@patriot:

I'm not as "loaded" as you make me out to be. I'm no jet-set "international guest" lah. I usually fly budget airline to the first class hotel.

No Raffles Class KrisFlyer Elite Gold Lounge or airport limo, unless I am working for a generous client...which in these cash-strapped times is not so frequent anymore. Since the Circle Line opened, I take MRT from Changi to Holland V. Cheapskate lah.

But you make an interesting point, I feel "stimulated". Long time never kongkek aunty pepek. Wah hai, lau sui, experienced...those wet mouths...next trip must try!

Gintai_昇泰 said...

Hey I thought sex can be anytime and anywhere irrespective of Sun or otherwise. Just look at that itchy monkey being paid tens of thousands a mth yet having cheapskate oral job at carparks instead of Hotel81!

I thought patriot is the direct opposite of traitor? How cum that has turned to traitor ? Really langgar!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Haha, everyone reads a post differently. I think the part that gave anon a different impression is Patriot's perceived adoration of Matilah who is seen as a nasty freeloader in the hotel and pissing off the Sinkies.

Sure Patriot would not want to be like Matilah. Matilah's scum life, beach bum, sukhumvit cowboy anything goes attitude is not everyone's cup of tea.

Matilah, you traitor, get it? : )

Matilah_Singapura said...

Yah redbean. Goh Chok Tong already mentioned that years ago.

Never mind lah. Call me whatever...I don't give a shit -- because I have the upper hand ;-)