How to squeeze an orange gorilla into an airline food cart?

 The hottest story coming out from Trump's circus, that Trump had to be squeezed inside an airline food cart to escape being targeted by Iranian missiles. What a daring escape, what a great escape ala Hollywood movie starring a live president, Donald Trump. This is the stuff that running out of ideas Hollywood needs to revive its fading glory.

And there is a juicy and exciting part to it played by Mossad, the contribution from the clever Jews in all Hollywood movies. Apparently, the Jews provide the information of an assassination attempt on poor Donald and he believed in it, or at least his security details. And they had to smuggle him into another aircraft instead of Air Force One, or he would be shot dead. And hurray, Trump survived and can live happily in the White House again.

The twist to the plot is that it was a hoax, a cruel joke invented by the Jews to frighten the orange man. Or the orange man knew about it, like all the fictitious bungling assassination attempts just to show to the Americans that they need to protect this orange man, their beloved President.

A lot of questions have been raised. Are the intelligence reports from the Jews reliable? What were the intention of this assassination call that did not happen? The CIA and Mossad have been working very closely, providing intelligence reports to Washington and their silly allies, many fabricated with ill intention to incite and provoke and to create distrust and even wars. So, how real is this circus act when the chief clown has to perform a disappearing act for the world to see?

The CIA knows everything about the actions and behaviours of Mossad and what they used to do. The know many reports were fakes, fabricated but went along for mutual benefits. Now some quarters in Washington are leaking out the misinformation, that it was all a lie to create drama and to draw attention to the orange man. Can this orange gorilla be squeezed into an airline food cart?

What do you think?

Washington clowns need to spin more lies about the morale of the American semen, oops, seamen

More lies are being trotted out regarding the situation on the aircraft carrier, Abraham Lincoln, and the stage is set for a mutiny by crews who have to endure more than 250 days on board, possibly short of food and living with clogged sewers and falling morale. The truth is that there is no smoke without fire, and this situation cannot be a case of misrepresentation.

Pete Hegseth, the Secretary of War, is telling everyone that the situation is misrepresented. Oh yes, there must be so much food on board being flown in and the fact that sewers are clogged shows that the boys and girls are eating too much and letting go too often, lol.

Normal tour of duty lasts about six months, but the Abraham Lincoln's crew were at sea for more than eight months, unable to go home. Of course, morale will be affected and who could blame them for that. Some have been reported to have committed suicide by jumping into the sea, while a reported unrest on board resulted in six or seven casualties. But all this will be covered up and spun into something else as usual. I am sure the news will be very 'well received' by families of those boys and girls at home. Wives, parents, siblings and children will be worrying day and night though not on the front.

The Gerald R. Ford carrier caught fire in its laundry room, burning for three days. Imagine that. Must be a fire fueled by engine oil as well. think that carrier is no longer seaworthy. Coupled with the Abraham Lincoln's clogged sewers and probably sabotage, I think this second carrier is also done with.

Oh yes, the USA has many more carriers left and is going to send another one to replace the Abraham Lincoln. Good luck to the boys and girls for another holiday in hell.

The USA should by now realize that Iran is not afraid of how many carriers it can send, as they have realistically been neutered upon arrival. That touted projection of power is gone, neutralized by cheap hypersonic missiles. Tens of billions of fire power cannot overcome a missile costing tens of millions. That is the math that many are saying.

China is watching and learning. The war against Iran has taught China a treasure trove of information on how to fight and win a war despite lacking cutting edge firepower. It is also a valuable testing ground for China's military weapons.

The USA modus operandi in fighting wars is using carpet bombing first. That is where aircraft carriers provided the advantage. But how many wars have been won just by initial carpet bombing in the past. In Vietnam, the USA did that for three long years and yet the USA lost the war. And that was even with more than half a million USA troops on the ground complemented by troops from South Korea and others.


Anonymous

More spins from clown Trump

The truce between USA and Iran is again extended for another 6 months for negotiations. What does that indicate really? USA boys and girls have another six more months to enjoy their holiday in hell.

Undoubtedly, it indicates that the USA is realistically out of stock of weapons, otherwise would Trump give such an extension without reason. This is Trump's normal behavior without a doubt. TACO never disappoints.

Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth boasted about negotiating with bombs with Iran. Trump threatens hitting Iran hard and lately asking for compensation from Iran for all the dead resulting from a war he himself started. But without the weapons to back up, all such boasting is just hot air.

Trump is not so gung-ho after all, hiding inside a food cart to switch planes over fear of assassination by Iran. It seems Airforce One took off without him, while the crew are deemed to be dispensable under Iranian missile threat against Airforce One, if it happens.

They are now spinning that incident as the idea of the security people around Trump and not hero Trump being afraid. Believe in the Nation of Liars if you think this is all a conspiracy theory.

In case I forget, there are news reporting that civil unrest has broken out on board the aircraft carrier, Abraham Lincoln between crews with several dead. But this will of course be denied. The longer tour of duty is having a toll on the morale of the boys and girls and their families at home are also protesting.


Anonymous

Good news - deranged Trump taking over Strait of Hormuz as American territory

US President Donald Trump said the US has effectively blocked shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, saying, “we have the blockade. No ships get through unless we want them to.”

GARDEN CITY: US President Donald Trump on Friday (Aug 14) said he would "soon" declare the Strait of Hormuz waterway part of US territory after defeating Iran.

"After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated - pretty soon I'll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States," he said with a chuckle during a political rally at a police academy in New York state....

"We have the blockade. No ships get through unless we want them to," Trump the cheering crowd of supporters and police.  CNA

Hear hear, good news from the American terrorist chief, clown Trump, that he is going to seize the Strait of Hormuz as part of the American Empire. The American allies and cronies must be very happy and proud of this brazen act in violation of international law and good behaviour. But to the American terrorists, this is good behaviour and are teaching the world how to behave like them. This is the world that the American terrorists are creating for its silly allies and cronies, a world ruled by violence, might is right. 

The American terrorists and their allies and cronies will be reporting this great piece of news on their media and will be cheering and celebrating the new world order of gangsterism and terrorism. You can bet no country or leader will open his golden mouth to condemn this grave terrorist behaviour but instead will support it. 

For the American hillbillies and rednecks, this is what they expect from their gangster chief, clown Trump. It is their right to take over the whole world. They are all behind gangster Trump. They are the mightiest and most violent country and what Trump is doing is good, decent and respectable behaviour that the world should emulate. All the countries with a big military might should go around taking over land, sea, waterways or anything belonging to any other countries as theirs if they can. The American terrorists cannot object or oppose it as they are the world this is right.  And there will be peace over the world, led by the terrorist gangs in Washington.

Welcome all to the world of peace led by the white savages in Washington. It is a new free world. Everything is free for the American terrorists and clowns to take.

When will the American terrorist regime take over the Strait of Malacca as American territory? The precedent has been set. No protest, no objection means the world agrees to this new principle and behaviour in international relations.

American terrorists looking for clowns, gangsters, Mickey Mouse and the unthinking to create trouble in Asia

MANILA: The United States is not disengaging from Asia and is instead "digging in" to maintain a favourable balance of power in the Indo-Pacific, but wants its partners to shoulder more responsibility for their defence, a senior Pentagon official said on Monday (Aug 10).

Seeking to counter concerns about Washington's reliability, Elbridge Colby, Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, reiterated the US' interest in the region as he called for greater burden-sharing and "partnership, not dependency". 

"America is definitely not disengaging from Asia," Colby said in a speech in Manila. "We are not leaving; in fact, we are digging in, to ensure a favourable balance of power where it matters most."
The Philippines, the United States' oldest treaty ally in Asia, is the first stop on a Southeast Asian trip that also will take Colby to Indonesia, Thailand and Cambodia. CNA

What interests are the American terrorists talking about? It is about hegemony, dominance and vassal states, about the evil American Empire. It needs silly leaders in Asia to be their puppets to do their bidding, to be cannon fodder to attack and irritate its enemies. The interests of the American terrorists are simple, contain, isolate and weaken its enemies. And it needs clown leaders, unthinking and daft leaders, like Marcos and Zelensky, to dance to their tunes, to sacrifice their countries and people, to die for the American terrorists in their never ending wars to destabilise countries and regions so that they can prosper by selling more weapons to the silly countries led by traitors and dumb asses.

The American terrorists called them partners, actually gangsters in their war business. The Americans will pay a few corrupt and daft leaders to mobilise their respective countries' resources and people to fight and die for the American interests, just like paying American traitors in the Senate, Congress and White House, to sell out the American armed forces, weapons, boys and girls to fight and die for Israel.

Come one, come all. The evil American troublemakers need many silly asses and traitors to start wars in Asia and SE Asia, to buy more arms and weapons from the Americans, to fight, to bomb each other like Rambos in Hollywood movies. The Americans have big enemies in China, Russia, North Korea, Iran etc and are recruiting gangsters and henchmen to be their fighting dogs. The difference is that the people dying are the people in the region. The countries that are being destroyed are the countries in the region. And America will act like the peacemaker and weapons suppliers, keep on fighting America's enemies, the Americans love it. See how well the Ukrainians are fighting for the Americans and being paid for it. Caveat, the Ukrainians dying are not being paid or paid in pittance. It is Zelensky and his neo Nazis that are collecting the big paycheck.

Any silly asses want to volunteer to be America's gangsters, oops partners, raise your hands. Your people will be watching. And these leaders will be paid very well like Zelensky and Marcos, ... and of course, Trump and family and all the Senators and Congressmen are also paid by the Israelis, as partners of the Israelis and traitors to America and Americans.

The Americans have high hopes in Indonesia, Thailand and Cambodia, to add to those already in their pocket. It is very cheap to pay for silly leaders in these countries to do the bidding of the American terrorists. The benefits of a few more dollars will go to their silly leaders, not to their people who will be doing the fighting and dying. The Pinoys are a good example to follow. See how happy the Pinoys are, everyday reported in the western media with the American terrorists calling them friends and backing them up from behind. They are very brave, without a brain.