Calm down Boon Wan, I
am not talking about you. Neither am I talking about the train breakdowns that
you are desperately trying to put them together. Really, no body really cares
anymore about train breakdowns. This is the new normal of a 3rd
World country. Everytime when people
hear the announcement of train breakdowns, they burst out into laughter. It is
now a joke.
The train I am talking
about is this magic word or magic cure called training. Singapore can
solve all its problems with training. We can even teach old dogs new trick by
training them to be professors but to work as cleaners. What we need to do is
to train. Never mind what kind of training, never mind if the training is
relevant or irrelevant, never mind if the cost of training is too prohibitive
for the little rewards, and never mind if the cost fee is too little for a
course that is meaningless. Just send the people for training.
Training is now an
obsession in this silly little piece of rock when inside the head is replaced
by a piece of stone. Ok, let me be more generous, inside the head is a piece of
computer chip that will respond to the input, GIGO. All it needs is for someone
to mention the word training and training becomes a magical word, a magical
cure for everything, better than Tongkat Ali.
Maybe that is the reason why they are sending the grandpas and grandmas
for training. $500 can buy a lot of Tongkat Ali, I am told.
We have a nation of
trainees, from foetus to babies, to pre schools, kindergartens, primary school,
all the way to universities, even to train retirees in their golden years. Now
more professional academies are sprouting out to train professionals as if the
universities did not do their jobs or the professionals are incapable of doing
what they are doing, or obsolete. How much more training and training money
must be spent before we maxed out in this training craze to know that no amount
of training can cure stupidity?
Did anyone ask the
foreigners, so called talents, how much training did they received in their
entire lives, and why are they better trained than Singaporeans and better
equipped with better skill sets to replace all the over trained Singaporeans?
Would there be a case
when an over trained Singaporeans was replaced by an untrained, half trained or
never trained foreigners with a fake degree? The big question, why are the half
trained, poorly trained or untrained foreigners swarming all over the island
replacing the over trained Singaporeans and the government’s only solution is
to send the replaced and so called no skill set or obsolete Singaporeans,
despite all their experience in what they were doing, for more training?
I am still very
puzzled by this riddle. A nation of highly educated people, all found unsuitable
for simple jobs, not highly technical and specialist jobs mind you, and being
replaced by people from the third world who could not do anything good in their
home countries, who could not find jobs in their own countries?
How silly can this
state of affairs be? Yes, the once highly skilled, hard working and proud
Singaporeans that built a modern city state good enough to be the envy of the
first world, are now being replaced by the unknown herds from the third world
countries. It is simply unbelievable! And the govt thinks the only solution to
help these silly over trained Singaporeans is more training?
And of course there is
the special elite core that does not need any training and can become experts
overnight in any field, any industry and being paid millions, through political
appointments to be CEOs or Chairmen, advisors and what not all over the island.
This group does not need any training at all, the proverbial knows all or smart
alecs.
But this funny state
of development, whereby people get more stupid or useless the more education
and training they received, has no exception. This may be what the believers of
gods and fairy tales will say, it is heaven’s will or 天意。We are seeing the beginning or the end of this once proud and
hardworking people. They are destined to be taken over and ruled by third world
so called talents that they believed are better than them, people who can’t
save their countries, unable to find jobs in their countries, unable to build
their countries.
Is this a joke? How
could this happen? I dunno what to say. Go train some more to become taxi
drivers and security guards, to be trained to go to third world countries to
compete with them in their home ground since they are useless in their first
world country called Singapore.
Now, whose brilliant
idea is it to train first world useless but highly educated people to work in
the third world for small change? And these foreign talents are invited to live
in the heartland to integrate with the heartlanders to improve the stock.
Dunno want to laugh or
want to cry.
PS. Daft sinkies are
on a perpetual training mode. Dunno training for what and how much training is
enough. Actually the daft is at the top. The Singaporeans are made daft by the
real daft at the top.
