The
performance of the opposition parties was anything but pathetic in the last GE.
And the sad thing, they are running out of ideas. So I am here to give them a
piece of good advice to win the next GE. They must be innovative, creative and
think out of the box, what else can I add to make it sound even more ludicrous?
Ok,
the plan is very simple. Prepare to bring in the foreign talents. Go West, go
to the land that we admire most, the USA. Speak to Obama, Hillary Clinton,
George Bush and a few more of the prominent American leaders. Tell them don’t
waste time running for Presidency there. Invite them to Singapore, help them to
apply for citizenship. This part sure no problem, sure pass one.
The
next step, when they have become citizens, make them join the political
parties, WP, SDP, or whatever Ps.
Promise them that at least they will become ministers, and promise them
you will double, triple or quadruple their pay. And tell them, no need to work
so hard. Singapore is not even a fraction of their smallest state, so the work
is not that big. And if they still don’t bite, tell them they will be assisted
by ministers of states and if not happy, appoint more ministers for the same
ministry. I am sure they will find it attractive to become ministers here.
With
such a line up of foreign talents making up of presidents, secretaries of
states, can add some from the UK also, the opposition parties will be in the
game. They will have the talents and experience to take on the formidable PAP
political machine and stand a chance to win and to form the next govt.
There
is still plenty of time before the next GE. Go for it. Don’t sleep. Bring in
the best from the world to contest in the next GE before they tweaked the
system to stop foreign talents to stand for election and become ministers.
Quick,
quick, go West to go East. Just imagine a GRC with Obama anchoring it or
Hillary Clinton as the anchor woman. No need to be frighten by PAP chut pattern
anymore. But don’t bother with Donald Trump. He has too much money and money would
not attract him here. And you even have Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, a
husband and wife team anchoring a GRC. Sure makan one.
Be
creative man! Ma Ing-Jeou is also available. Oh, not to forget Modi also. The
opposition camp can be very strong with the strongest candidates from the whole
world coming here to represent the Ang Mo Kia, Punggolites, Queenstownians,
Woodlanders, Pasirians….It would be so exhilarating to field Obama against
Hsien Loong in Ang Mo Kio.
What
do you think?