2050 - Exceptional city of exceptional people

Fellow local people of Super City TT0908. Today we celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the day we digitalised this City into a smart city for smart people. I can see that all of you are looking very well and prosperous and very happy for being a member of this great City. Everyone of you is an exceptional talent to be qualified to stay here. There is no more mediocre people in this Super City. All the mediocre people have left on their own free will to the neighbouring countries when they rightly belonged.

We did not achieve this state of ever bliss and prosperity, where only exceptionally talented people gathered to live among themselves without having to be bothered with the problems of the mediocre people, unable to pay for bus fares or cheap food and cheap housing without careful and forward planning. Our forefathers have made the right choice to open this City to all the talents of the world, to welcome everyone who is talent to this Super and Smart city. The process of renewal started several decades ago, to make this City a City of genuinely talented people.

In the beginning we called everyone coming here a talent, even knowing that they were not the talent we wanted. We bear with them. The agenda then was to quickly grow the population to 15m initially and finally to 30m today. As we go along and more and more foreign talents came in, we were able to weed out the lesser talents. We don't have to do anything. We only keep raising taxes and fees until it was unbearable for those mediocre people to stay and to pay. They voluntarily sold their homes and moved out to cheaper neighbouring countries where they are more comfortable with their low talent and low income.

10 years ago we have already achieved our target of a Super City with only super talented people living here. We have also redesignated or digitalised the name of our city to TT0908 and done away with the vestiges and historical garbage of the past when the losers everyday asked the govt for help and assistance. Our govt today does not need to provide a budget to help the poor and losers. There are no poor people or losers in our glorious city. There is no need for charity. There is no free lunch.

We  have also done away with many things that needed human beans and their labour. National Service has been abolished. We do not need human soldiers. They have been replaced with droids and the weapons for defence are all drones and robots. The City is clean not because we need cheap human labour. Our super talented local residents are smart and discipline and would not dirty the place. The streets are kept clean, of course by machine.

Oh, because we are now a Smart City, we also do away with citizenship where the losers used to fall back on to demand special privileges from the govt. Today everyone is a digit, can come and go. Only those that can afford to live in this expensive City will remain and those who could not would leave. How did we do this? Simple. We just keep increasing the cost of living, higher taxes and higher fees. And this is also necessary as such a great City must be run by the best talents and they deserved to be paid by the billions. Everything in this City is the best, world class, including the residents and the people that ruled this City.

Let us celebrate another successful year together as the most talented and highest paid human beans in the world.

Your PM


Anonymous said...

Rb, Knn u are damn good leh

Chronicle said...

PM stands for Perpetual Masturbator. It defines a person without self-esteem, without self-confidence, insecure and gratification-seeking in order to boost his ego.

Anonymous said...


You're wrong .... Sinkie citizenship will still have ... for those who still need to do forced NS. PAPies in 2050 will still be too cheap to pay for 100% fully regular armed forces. This will be the 3rd or 4th rated people in the city. Those 1st and 2nd rate people are the PRs, non-citizens on special work passes, those multi-billionaires like Jim Rogers, Jacky Chan & Eduardo Saverin.

Anonymous said...

ta bola tahan

Anonymous said...

RB, thank you very much for the 4D number 0908!

I will visit Sg Pool after lunch with Simon.

On this 53th NDay, I will invest $53....0908 30 Big & 23 Small!

Saturday night.......4D First Price.....0908!

Huat Ah! Huat Ah! Huat Ah!

Anonymous said...

RB, you are a visionary and super talented leh. You definitely will have a place in this paradise on earth if you are still around then.

Anonymous said...

From mediocre people to super talented people in 30 odd years? Maybe from mediocre people to mediocre talents, not super talents.

Like our football talents going into oblivion after missing 'goal 2010'! What has all the support and money poured into the sport brought us? Like our politicians today, non of which can even match the talents and vision of Dr Goh Keng Swee. He was the real deal, a man for all seasons. Money cannot buy talents like him. Paying millions, calling it peanuts and saying that is still not enough, only get monkeys.

Most of us will not be around by 2050. But one thing is for sure. Paying more and more peanuts to a troop of monkeys will not turn this rock into a super talented nation.

Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️ said...
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Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️ said...

@ everyone,

Don't laugh too much.

What RB wrote is achievable. And if we put our backs into it we could achieve such a fantastic Heaven On Earth. ,😎

As the arrow of time moves forward, the past becomes less relevant. Essentially the past is an "oddity", no one really cares, because it's not important. Cultures are becoming less seperated and more integrated and hybridised now.

Many might think that Redbean's satire on a future Singapore is a nightmare situation. To me it is a wonderful objective to strive for.

Singapore an exclusive club?

Why not? That would be fantastic, exclusive and exclusionary. That means it'll have GREAT value. πŸ€ŸπŸ’²πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

What's so wrong/ bad about that? πŸ€”

Anonymous said...

Matilar, if it comes true, u will be booted out of the island. Not even allow to visit as the quality of people they are looking for excludes people that carry out incest etc some more with a tiny Canon rested in two flat tires. Knn think carefully before u open your mouth else some opportunists will stick their rods into your mouth Lor plus sodomize u till u can not walklπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ or lagi worst get some African Tua Kee to sodomize a small botak like uπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Speedwing said...

Hi Redbean and also to all Singaporeans, wishing you all a very Happy National Day.

Have a great day.

Anonymous said...

Wa ! the arrival of the millionaires, streaming now into the parade stand !

Anonymous said...

All the fatuous faces grinning with glee. So fxxking happy, knowing their bank accounts have been well-stocked and their respective future is already made the moment they sits on a musical chair of the golden goose.

virgo49 said...

Don't want to spoilt my eyes sights.
Never watch these Parrots with already nearly perfect sight of two cataracts opns of nearly 10K

Anonymous said...

Looking at the representatives of the 69% of daft Sinkies, jumping and clapping like clowns and puppets in the stage, purposely paid for tailor-made red-white attires, makes me want to puke.

Oblivious of what is lying ahead, resting on past laurels created by the hardwork of others, the drugged and mesmerized simple pea-brains are seen indulging in the orgy with ecstasy.

The whole display reminds me of Nazi Germany - the Youth Contingents of the notorious SS marching with pride and vigour, right arms stretched in front and above their heads in salute to Hitler, who was standing at the podium, at the center of the erected platform, to review the parade......

Anonymous said...

So boring, so cringy; relieved to switch off the TV . . .

Anonymous said...

7.22 pm be careful. U don't want to end up meeting African Tua Kee Hor! Take care and God bless!

Anonymous said...

What national day?

Whose national day?
Foreign trash that took away your good jobs?

Is there still a nation or only a semblance to serve the rich and powerful?

Is there still a nation-building scheme or a nation-destroying scheme in place?

What is there to celebrate? What is there to be happy about?

Same old shit for the last 53 years. Stale!

Malaysia Boleh said...


There was no import declaration made to the Royal Malaysian Customs Department regarding the delivery of 44 pieces of jewellery linked to Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor, the wife of former premier Najib Razak, said Finance Minister Lim Guan Eng.

"From a check of the records available under the Customs information system for seven years in line with the period of record keeping, it was found that there was no import declaration made on the jewellery," Mr Lim said when winding up the debate on the motion of thanks for the Royal Address for his ministry at the Parliament sitting on Tuesday (July 31).

Mr Lim said the absence of import declaration on imported items constituted an offence. Action taken can include seizure of the items, he added.

In a police statement, Datin Rosmah Mansor claimed that she did not but the jewellries. That could mean she was in illegal possession of jewellries smuggled into Malaysia?

Another potential criminal charge can be laid upon her?

Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️ said...

@ everyone,

I see there is a feeling of discontent fixed in the hearts abd minds of the feudal-serfs.

My 3 uncle sugar-daddy kaki-nangs on holiday in Perth with their sexy China PYTs got it right: Don't waste your fucking time with national day---a celebration of perpetual anal rape on the tax-paying citizens by the PAP. Grab your favourite sexual partner and holiday overseas for a few days, and you will find yourself a whole lot happier! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Matilar, for once I agreed with you and will not sodomize u for your postingπŸ˜€