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1/30/2007

characteristics of SPUs

Characteristics of SPUs Sex - Neuter Sexual Preference to be programmed Brain - ST Brawn 128k Microprocessor Artistic Sensitivity - Zero Financial Computation - Elementary Emotion Index - Stable with 0 variation Intelligence level - Fully programmed to 128k capacity Critical Analysis - Not programmed. No requirement 55 year limited warranty Special Features Easily programmed to do manual and routine tasks. No delinquent problems. Highly reliable. Drawbacks Reprogamming needed for every change of task. Unable to do critical thinking tasks. No software.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What could u expect, years of herding n quota factoring...

Anonymous said...

That to me is also the beauty of democracy. Singaporeans were the one who have chosen a government that progressively turned them into SPUs for the last 40 odd years. It was a conscious choice. Singaporeans chose to be turned into SPUs.

redbean said...

the roman empire used to have the most discipline soldiers. and they conquered a huge part of europe and middle east.

if discipline is equalled to blind obedience, we can embark on the path of building an empire.

if discipline is equalled to unthinking surrender of one's right, we shall soon have an empire.

if discipline is equalled to blind faith, we will soon have a great religion.

Anonymous said...

errrr... what happened to the roman empire? smack of something brewing...

redbean said...

the roman empire is history.

another characteristic of spu.

easily programmed. and because of limited memory, when new programmes are added, old programmes have to be deleted. cannot recall deleted memory.