Critics of Sinkieland have been proven wrong these few weeks,
that this island is a dull and lifeless place, no action, no fun and no play.
What appeared in the media is only a scantily peep into the interesting lives
of Sinkies, and the truth and the whole truth are much more exciting and
pervasive among the supposedly no nonsense priests and monks populace.
And the govt is screaming its head off asking the people to
indulge in more sex and apparently in vain. What the govt did wrong was
actually in the way it is saying it. Babies! Didn’t the govt know that ‘babies’
is a frightening word like mother in law? The govt is asking for more babies
and not more sex. How can there be babies with no sex? Change the lines, and
talk about sex and babies will come naturally as a consequence.
While the govt is so obsessed with the utilitarian purpose
of having babies, the populace are having fun in a different way, in having
sex. But how come no babies? That is an interesting question isn’t it? So much
sex but so few babies.
The fault lies in how sex is conducted, in car parks and in Paris
and in budget hotels are not too conducive to produce babies. And paid sex is
less likely to give the desire results.
There are two more serious issues. The men have a fetish craving
for sex with the sweet young things. Anything above the legally permitted age
is not desirable. Isn’t this serious? The wives better start thinking. If this
is true to the majority, marriage is too late as the spouses are far from the
desired age group to have sex… and babies.
Another discouraging fact emerging from all the cases in Havelock
Road is that the men not only paid for sweet young
things or strayed, their only interest is oral sex, no penetration. And they
paid good money just for that kind of unorthodox indulgence. How to make babies
when the desire fell into the wrong hole?
Sex education must be failing in schools. They are teaching
them the wrong things. Sex for babies is done differently and the natural thing
is to aim low and not high to score As.. These guys are doing it all
wrong. Or maybe there was no sex
education then. The govt needs to seriously look at the syllabus for sex
education and do a revision to teach the real stuff and the right things to do.
And if they want babies, make sure it is all about hetero.
This is another new danger that is being encouraged, homo sex. And if this
trend bites, the babies aren’t going to come.
Funny, so much sex, so much fun, and so few results, and so
few babies. What’s wrong with you guys? Putting the money where the mouth is?