7/01/2014

What is SMRT thinking?


Commuters and the public are not amused by the latest SMRT initiatives to make commuting more relax and fun. SMRT is going to encourage buskers in the stations, paint the trains according to themes of the day, like football season and more. These frivolous things cost money and will eventually be passed to the commuters.
 

What is making the commuters and public seeing red is the obvious disconnect in the thinking of the SMRT management and the needs of the commuters. The commuters are not asking for the sky or pole dancing in the train cabins. All they are asking for are smooth, fast, clean, not smelly and less jam packed trains. Are these too difficult to understand?
 

The frills that the SMRT are planning to roll out are an astounding piece of ‘out of touch’ work, totally oblivious of their mission and the needs of the commuters. Who could come out with such ideas, some foreign talents or someone living in the ivory tower?
 

It is amazing, really amazing, that top dollars are being paid for this kind of queer thinking. Oops, don’t say that. No need to be rude. The SMRT is public transport and not a circus.

Kopi Level - Green

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a culture in the army, oops as a matter of fact, the civil services n all glc. WAYANG...

Anonymous said...

Aiya RB, SMRT is telling Sinkie commuters, bo huer hei ya hor lah, "No fish, prawn also good lah".

U know, it's hard to give fish, which is "smooth, fast, clean, not smelly and less jam packed trains."

So SMRT give prawns lor, which is to "encourage buskers in the stations, paint the trains according to themes of the day, like football season and more."

Understand, RB? If yes, kopi for u.

Sinkieland "Junta " Garment said...

Anon 10.54am // It's a culture in the army, ........... //


Like dat sinkieland siao liao

Anonymous said...

I really 'beh ta han' at this kind of stupidity. Maybe they want to collect fees from the buskers to increase revenue huh?

And can put table football in the train for commuters to play and charge them. Can or not?

Matilah_Singapura said...

@ stingy-fucker RB:

>> These frivolous things cost money and will eventually be passed to the commuters.

Please lah. Fares are so cheap already, I don't mind paying a bit more for live entertainment and "frivolity" of splashing colours to bring a sense of life to the bare MRT stations.

>> All they are asking for are smooth, fast, clean, not smelly and less jam packed trains.

Jam packed: only at peak times lah. At other times trains are quite empty.

Smelly? Well, that is up to the customers of SMRT to pay attention to personal hygiene -- that is no fault of SMRT.

>> The commuters are not asking for the sky or pole dancing in the train cabins

You don't have to worry. SMRT is not providing these services. When they do, then your complaint will be "valid". Until such time, your statement is simply over-blown exaggeration intended to strengthen your position. Sorry lah. Epic fail.

>> It is amazing, really amazing, that top dollars are being paid for this kind of queer thinking.

Still, it is better than the "unpaid" downright silly thinking from the CHRONIC COMPLAINER BRIGADE who have difficulty finding some joy.

Think of the jobs: live entertainers get to work, those who paint with an artistic flair also have jobs. And their work brings CULTURE and ART to an otherwise mundane and quotidian activity.

Give credit where credit is due: Nice one, SMRT!

So fuck you, all you stingy chicken-backside-mouth complainers ;-)

Give kopi to redbean lah. Otherwise he's got to go to MRT station and sell tissue :-)

Anonymous said...

The management in LTA and SMRT are either foreign trained, or thought that sinkapore is a large country where transport from one end to the other take more than three hours to come up with these craps like buskers, videos in trains and platforms. Same with defence minister ah hen, saying to buy bigger ships and more helicopters to provide humanitarian missions in the regions. All commuters and citizens must ask LTA, SMRT, Gov't, where are the money coming from? How will it benefit singaporeans?

Democracy only in NAME? said...

Likely more such hilarious and totally road to abyss ideas down the road.

Why?

Cos every GE paper ex-generals, admirals inducted and "installed" via GRC. 2006 GE Paper Admiral "Alcohol" walk over Tg Pgr, 2011 GE Paper General "Kee Chiu". Now infested liao.

1) Paper ex-Admiral "Big Nose"
2) Paper ex-General "Invisible Man"
3) Paper ex-Admiral "Alcohol"
4) Paper ex-General "Kee Chiu"
5) Paper ex-General "Bigotry"
.............
.............

.............


Plus the countless in Stats Board and GLCs ..........

Next GE at least 2 to 3 likely inducted.

Ha ha ha

Sinkieland democracy garment soon only in name but in essence a "junta" military regime in civilian skins.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

I just got a good idea. Matilah can perform in what he knows best in the train platform. Then people can throw money at him if they are happy with his acts.

Anonymous said...

I know why Matilah Singapura is angry. The idea came from him and he charged a consultancy fee for it. Come to think of it, only Matilah can come up with such craps and called it ideas.

Anonymous said...

U perform tiger show.. I donate to u

c said...

they are telling u they will spoil often.

spoil inside, watch picture.

spoil outside, watch ppl play guitar

buay heiaou

Anonymous said...

Now there is competition for Zorro.

WORTHLESS PAPER GENERALS? said...

@ Chua Chin Leng aka redbeanJuly 01, 2014 11:43 am
I just got a good idea. Matilah can perform in what he knows best in the train platform. Then people can throw money at him if they are happy with his acts



Rb, u underestimated your bosom pal.

He already submitted application for his busking acts.

From Casinomics to Sexnomics

What next?

Drugonomics .......

Ha ha ha

Really super talents worth every cent, dime and pennybof the millions self paid.

Who EVER SAID they are all parasites, white termites, LEEches, blood thirsty and sucking VAMPIRES, JIAK LIAO BEE?

Anonymous said...

/// .... paint the trains according to themes of the day, like football season and more. .... ///

I hope somebody will do a CSI and find out if more $2 companies are the suppliers here.

Anonymous said...

All this talk about $2 companies. This shows how much our citizens trust our government. Please lah, what is a few hundred thousand worth of contracts when they are playing with billions without any accountability. They get more discount when they buy properties in cash. Ask Pinkie's family

Anonymous said...

Dun worry for them, this happened only in the past.

Surely all tracks will be carefully covered.

Anonymous said...

Pls lar. Matilar is very busy writing some 17 books mah. Can the book poster repost the 17 books titles please. Thank you.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Ya, I think I underestimated him. Busking is much easier for him than writing books. He will try writing I supposed. But he will soon come up with the 56 man years excuse.

Anonymous said...

I do agree with RB that there is a serious disconnect between those sitting in the Ivory Tower and those who take trains. What commuters asked for are totally ignored. Those idiots have nothing to do but think of all kinky ideas to entertain foreigners. Hopes for Sinkieland is diminishing fast.

Anonymous said...

Can the books poster please repost matilar 17 books titles?

b said...

"Qualifying donations under PATIS include the following: Public art works which are two or three dimensional with artistic and or heritage merits as desired by NHB;"

- Maybe trying to get 2.5x tax deduction.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
1) how to boast about sexual power when both tiny are missing
2) the art of incest
3) the guide on how to bull shits
4) how to irritate people and waste their time daily
5) learning to be thick skin and flameproof
6) how to tahan when your ass kena fucked
7) how to act as patriot when you are a traitor
8) how to act and look normal when you are actually insane
9) learning to speak when a cock is stuck in your mouth
10) how to con your sisters and daughters to continue having sex with you without reporting to the police.
11) How to develop multi tasking skill. Sharing of secret on Learning how to type on keyboard posting commentary on blog when there is a hard cock pushing in and out in matilar mouth.
12) How to cook two tiny to be delicious enough that the pigs would eat them.
13) How to brag about your intelligence when you have none and how to tahan when both mouth and ass kena screwed at the same time.
14) How to inflate two flat tyres when the holes in the tires have not been mended!
15) How to boast to women you have a rolls Royce when you only have a Mini Cooper with four flat tires and running out of petrol!
16) The matilar secret. How do you stick your little pecker into a donkey's mouth and don't ended up the donkey chew off your little pecker and two tiny.
17) The matilar way. how to satisfy your lust with minimal outlay.keep a little pig, pull all it's teeth and enjoy oral sex each day thill the pig grows then sell it to slaughter house as food to make money.

Anonymous said...

Walau, I don't dare to eat pork anymore in case the meat is from matilar's pig

Anonymous said...

matilah very funny today. hahahahahah! i can't get the picture of rb selling tissue out of my head.

patriot said...

Me very impressed with Minister Ng Eng Hen for wanting to buy bigger ships and helicopters for peaceful use. It is not only constructive, it is humane and noble. Why spend money to destroy one another? Silly.

patriot

Anonymous said...

smile?
We have bleeding in our heart!

Anonymous said...

Agree with Patriot. Should buy more of these ships to prepare to save more people from typhoons and tsunamis. Better still, fill them up with grains and bring the grains to all the poor in the whole world.

Anonymous said...

Bigger ships to carry balls?
Going to use bigger ships to transport more FTs into Singapore is it?
Or maybe to transport furniture out of Singapore when we collapse?

Anonymous said...

wat they thinking???

BEFORE: MAKE PROFIT

NOW: MAKE SUPERNORMAL PROFIT

FUTURE: MAKE AMORAL PROFIT

Matilah_Singapura said...

@ sabo-king redbean:

>> Matilah can perform in what he knows best in the train platform.

Knn, redbean. You want mata-mata to arrest me ah? You know my best performance has to do will "sophisticated" sexual acts. Like shitting in a girl's mouth and pissing into her hair.

Then for a guranteed standing ovation, I shove pieces of sushi up her vagina, and then I seductively pull out the sushi only with my mouth, and eat it. Meanwhile the woman is twerking ala Mylie Cyrus -- so my head is bobbing in sync with her hips, as I deftly retrieve the bite-sized morsels of sushi, and savour their deliciousness.

As the thunderous applause dies down, We bow and thank the audience for their attention, accolades and appreciation.

As a mark of respect and GRATITUDE to the nation, I close my act by sticking a Singapore flag into the arsehole of the girl, pulling out my erect cock (I'll korek her ass a bit just to get "aroused") and hold it like "Hormat Senjata" (Present Arms). Then all performers and audience solemnly sing the National Anthem, with all the heart and passion we can bring.

No lah. I have such a fantastic routine but cannot perform it at/on the MRT because there are laws against shitting and pissing in public. But the sabo-king redbean wants me to do it, and get arrested. ;-)

Anyway, I'm not a grudge-bearing motherfucker, so he gets his 6 clicks of kopi.