8/11/2019

Singapore bigger or Malaysia bigger

Below is a post credited to a Malaysia author. I hope no one is going play victims of racial or national stereotyping and create a video to attack anyone with vulgarity. Relax man, this is our National Day man. Sssssshhhhh, have another one to post tomorrow.
Today is Singapore's National Day, so it's time for some comparisons.
Their dollar is bigger, our houses are cheaper
Our food is better, their food marketing is better
We argue about religion, they argue about being diligent
We fight over khat, they cut ahead
Our country is bigger, their country is safer
We have the natural resources, but why the hell are they richer?
Cos corruption they're more clean, who cares, we're more "holy"
Our politics is sex videos, their politics is LKY's house
We go there to work, they come here to enjoy
Their airline flies high, our airline loss high
They nourish city trees, we butcher city trees
We have comedy king Harith, they have comedy queen Kumar
Majulah Singapura is original, Negaraku was copied
We both claim chicken rice, but hello, it's actually from Hainan
We have squash champ Nicol, they have swim champ Schooling (damn, he was from
Malaysia actually)
They work like crazy, we work like maybe
We have cheaper cars, they have better transport
We wanna charge them more for water, they say nevermind-la... can drink toilet
water
They want to expand, we say no sand
We were one country, now we're different worlds, first and third
Ummm... did I get anything wrong? Miss anything out? :)


PS. If any uptight people complain that this is sensitive or make a police report, I would gladly apologise and remove this post.

And Selamat Hari Raya Haji to our Muslim brothers and sisters.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rb, no need to remove relax lar. For those who request it to be removed, just ask Matilar to sodomize them lar😀

Anonymous said...

//..mm... did I get anything wrong? Miss anything out? ..//

Some more to add..

They have World highness paid politicians & do little or nothing at all, but our Ah Mad's mediocre pay & also need to work at 90+ y.o.
They have world expensive COE paper for cars but Matland's cars r a cheapo with few buyers.
....

Frog Outside Glass said...

They have citizens' CPF savings to invest,
We have 1MDB borrowed money to splash.
Die die, their voters vote only PAP,
Not happy, we kick out the BN like leprosy.

Frog Outside Glass said...
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Anonymous said...

They spent US$ billions buying F35 flying coffins to impress.

We buy cheap cheap China AA missiles to help put their suicidal pilots to rest.

Virgo 49 said...

Your monies are bigger but can only buy pigeon holes and show boxes in Condos

We buy terrace and bungalows.

Your monies big big buy only pratas but we buy lobsters and abalone.

Your monies big big you buy Korean cars 1600cc. We buy Toyota and Mercedes-Benz above 2000cc.

Your monies big big paid 100 for water and electricity.You paid 500.

Some more your govt got it free from us.

So who's better lives?

Anonymous said...

Do you think PAP is bigger than Singapore and Malaysia?

Anonymous said...

Your cpf kena locked up for many years until 70, our epf can be withdrawn earlier without fuss.

Anonymous said...

Just ask Mahathir.

He commented that Ferrari cars are not meant for Singapore roads. Push the accelerator and it lands in the sea. Now what is he telling us about who is bigger?