Good morning America. Welcome to Korea

''Good morning America''. This is a greeting from Radio America in Korea, a message from Emperor Trump.

''You boys and girls out there, please enjoy your breakfast, eat all you can, for this may be your last breakfast, or the next breakfast would be your last breakfast. This message is also for our South Korean friends and Japanese in the islands of Japan, in Tokyo and all the big Japanese cities. Enjoy your kimchi and sushi and sashimi, This may be your last meal, or the next meal could be your last meal. You see, there is a very bad boy in North Korea. He is going to make a bomb that could reach the United States of America. And when he has the bomb, he is going to hit us, so we gonna hit him first.'

I am not sure that Kim is a bad boy. But I am very sure that Trump and his American gangsters are the bad ones, the mad ones. They tried to con the world and the American people that Kim is mad, that once he had a bomb, he would, for no reason, want to fly his bomb to the USA. He is a threat to American security! And this Kim did not know that the Americans have enough bombs to flatten the whole of North Korea, even the whole world. And should Kim do what the mad Americans are claiming that he is mad enough to do that, he would invite the destruction of his country and his people. Now how many silly people in the world, how many silly Americans, believe in this shit?

The one that is really mad and bad is of course Trump and his idiotic and vicious gangsters. They are going to start a war on a fake belief, a nonsensical belief that North Korea, for no good reason, wanted to fly his bombs to the USA to kill a handful of Americans so that the Americans could unload everything they had onto North Korea. Oops, my apologies to the silly Americans, there are also many daft and sick Singaporeans that also believed that the North Koreans for no reason would want to fly their bombs to strike this little piece of rock.

Good morning America. Please believe that your mad leaders are sane and support them to start a war, to start bombing a country that is living their own lives and having a peaceful breakfast with their families just like you and your families enjoying your hamburgers and scrambled eggs and reading your morning papers on the latest basketball news or baseball news. You may not have the chance to do this once your mad leaders in Washington start their madness to burn the North Koreans to ashes, all for peace of course. But be sure the North Koreans are unlike the poorly armed Arab and Muslim countries. The North Koreans would hit back and some of you will no longer be around to enjoy your breakfast on a bright sunny Sunday morning.

Good morning America, welcome to Korea. This is so fun. We can have a new MASH series to entertain you folks at home, that is if you are still alive.

PS. The 'mad' Kim Jung Un as painted by the fucking Americans is not mad after all. He is more sane than any of those motherfuckers in Washington. He has not tested another device during yesterday's celebration, knowing that it would give the mad men in Washington a chance to start a war. A nuclear test would give Trump and his gangsters no way to back out.

Kim has sensibly taken a step back by not testing his weapons. Trump would now have a way out to scale down his hostility without losing face. Would Trump do it or would he think this is a sign of weakness in Kim and continue to escalate the tension and launch an attack on North Korea?

Oops, looks like the mad Americans are going to strike. The latest news, hot from the oven by the American Pacific Command, North Korean missile blew up on the launch pad this morning, meaning maybe an hour ago. So no one could see a missile flying but the Americans said so, that Kim still test launched a missile when he should be doing it yesterday as part of the celebration. How true is this piece of negative news, or is it another fabricated news from the Americans? No one would know the truth except that it was reported by the Americans. How lame can it be?


Anonymous said...

If this war is started, the Americans do not need to send their boys and girls back in black plastic bags. They could pick up their bodies in the streets of America. The North Koreans would bring the war to homeland America.

Virgo 49 said...

Mr RB, this morning breaking news North Korea launched a failed missle. (CNN etc )

When I read your first few paras, sound like Chew Chee's cartoons, so funny making A Harpy SUNDAY for everybody.

Enjoy your last meals like condemned prisoners gonna be hang.

Now, further reports of North Koreans further missle tests.

The Fat Boy is showing his middle finger to the Fat Man.

Now your call. See who blinks or stand down first.

The Western Analysts been commenting that Kim's missiles are Fakes.

Just for show. The North purposely displayed their "Puki"
submarines missiles.

Must have learnt the expletive from Najib after the Yong Nam's murder. That's how Kim named the missiles to give the present to Trump.

With the so called failed launch, the west is bravo hulla of the North's prowess.

Little do they know that the Koreans are also descendants of the Chinese and they had many ploys to skin a Tiger.

The actual deadly missiles will have the Americans have their last meals of hamburgers.

The Japanese their last Sushi, _the South Koreans their Kimchi.

And finally, The Mats their Nasi Lemak and SINKIES their last bak kut teh. mutabak, Ayam Pendek.

Or really Peng San.

Anonymous said...

NK no need a last meal, wat they need is a mediator. Not China, not Russia, not UN but Sinkieland's Ah Long San & his henchmen Minionster Gift of Gab Shame-mugun & Sissy Vivian be the mediator of NK & Americuns. While Ah Long will shout at NK to follow international Law, Shame-mugun & Sissy Vivian will do the meditating thru' sweets talks & pr relation with Americuns , perhaps educate the Americuns that it's not worth to go into war with NK. Meantime, Ah Long will educate the fat boy NK to juz follow law & it's no point pursuing & advancing nuclear weapons as this would provoke the Americuns ( u see ah long toys got confiscated as potential enemy view this as threat). Alternatively, NK can also send spies or beautiful women to seduce Trump & his henchmen so that no war will happen ... NK unrest is actually an opportunity for the miws Ah Long party to proof his worth of the prowess of Sinkieland's supreme judicial system & international foreign affairs, & Ah Long will be able to show the world that his cuntry can be of relevant to the world & even better than the old fart if not a little boy call Aimoss will see Long San no up la..

patriot said...

President Donald Trump is definitely not crazy or idiotic.
He is just very egoistic. Having made himself a billionaire and at his age, his final covet would be to leave an eternal posterity. This would be much easier to attain than to be a trillionaire. He maybe the 45th President of the US, however, few World Leaders are remember today except the Truly Outstanding Rogue Ones liked Qin Shihuang, Hitler and Napoleon.

Will Donald Trump attack North Korea?
l think he would not,
is he in control?
Someone here claimed or claim that President Xi Jinping is not in ultimate control of PLA.
I think Donald Trump is control by
the Hawks and Illuminaties in the US.
So, if there is any attack on North Korea, it will not be solely President Donald Decision.

Anyway the American People should rein in their political leaders to live worry free of terror attacks at their homeland and homes.


Anonymous said...

Too serious for a long holiday weekend. Here's a PAP political joke to cheer everybody up.

PAP Joke
Four surgeons are discussing who are the easiest patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside them are numbered."

The second responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them are color coded."

The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them are in alphabetical order."

But the fourth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You're all wrong. PAP Millionaires are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine.
And the brain and ass hole is interchangeable."

Anonymous said...

@anon 10.51am

Juz to add on the fourth surgeon "...& these male Papies also no balls but got big mouth which smell like Stinky...& female Papies no need big space to operate & their face skin is so thick as though no shame as dis-graceful can harm it..ur nerve can't even stand when they r awake cos they will give command like boss baby..."

Anonymous said...

The US & China: Why The Sudden Convergence On North Korea?


Nobody Knows What's Happening In Syria, But Everyone Is Bombing It Anyway


Anonymous said...

Another PAP Political Joke
This barber is serving Singapore by performing community service for one week; by giving out free haircuts.

On the first day, a florist went to the barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen "you tiao" waiting for him at his door.

Then a PAP MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.”
The PAP MP was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there was a dozen PAP MPs lined up waiting for their free haircuts.

Do you think this joke illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the PAP politicians who run it?

Do you think politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason?

Anonymous said...

Really see no up no up no up!

Uselesss! Absolutely useless!

Ah Fat Boy is only 32!

At 32, Ah Fat Boy had the world excited!

At 32, Ah Fat Boy made USA "lan-lan"!

Hahaha.....sorry to say this......goodbye America!

To Ah Fat Boy.......加油! 加油! 加油!

Anonymous said...

Singapore is within range of North Korea's Taepodong 2 missile.

See infographic at the bottom of this webpage.


Anonymous said...

Trump just spent US$100m on the bombs in Syria and Afghanistan. US$1m for each ISIS or Taleban killed. This is the real reason for all the wars all over the world. The war industries need customers to buy more bombs or they will go out of business. Now the defense dept would be raising purchase orders for more bombs to replace those used.

Just imagine how many more bombs would be needed to blow up North Korea and BBQ the North Koreans? Then the South Koreans also need to buy more bombs, Japan also needs to buy and all the crony countries that would be dragged into the war would also have to buy more bombs, more aircraft, guns etc etc etc.

Boom time for the American war industries.

Anonymous said...

Preface: We spoke for quite a while with Dr. Postol by phone, and find him to be an ethical, honest, patriotic American man. He's made some interesting discoveries debunking the Syrian chemical weapons propaganda, and so we're helping to spread his findings.

By Theodore A. Postol, professor emeritus of science, technology, and national security policy at MIT. Postol’s main expertise is in ballistic missiles. He has a substantial background in air dispersal, including how toxic plumes move in the air. Postol has taught courses on weapons of mass destruction – including chemical and biological threats – at MIT....

This is my third report assessing the White House intelligence Report of April 11, 2017. My first report was titled A Quick Turnaround Assessment of the White House Intelligence Report Issued on April 11, 2017 about the Nerve Agent Attack in Khan Shaykhun, Syria and my second report was an Addendum to the first report.

This report provides unambiguous evidence that the White House Intelligence Report (WHR) of April 11, 2017 contains false and misleading claims that could not possibly have been accepted in any professional review by impartial intelligence experts. The WHR was produced by the National Security Council under the oversight of the National Security Advisor, Lieutenant General H. R. McMaster.

Anonymous said...

As far as evidence is concerned here is what i found:
Against Assad:
1. A youtube video showing Usa tracked the plane which flew from Syrian base, after which chem was observed on ground.
(MyComment: its easy to fake a video from youtubers. Actually isis could easily detonate a chem bomb to match the arrival of syrian planes)
2. Today (16Apr) USA said they intercepted comms of syrian people discussing the chem attack operation prior to execution.
(MyComment : hard to prove or disprove due to secrecy issues..)
Support Assad:
1. There is no motive for assad to bomb civilians. He has been winning the war against isis recently. There is absolutely reason for him to deliberately bomb "his own people" at this juncture..it does not make sense when he is beginning to be acceptable to the international community in recent months!
2. The chem stocks of Assad were removed and verified since 2013 after he agreed with obama to give it up.
(My comment: perhaps he kept a bit secretly. But it does not mean he used it.)
3. The isis would gain the most when Syrian government is bombed, it is a strong motive for isis or even CIA to conduct the fake scenario to attract trump into the war.
4. The destabilistion of syria is good for Usa, france, britain saudi and Qatar, their motivation is to send the saudi oil overland via syria to europe/usa. They need a puppet syria govt to support, because assad prefer not to have the oil pipeline which jeopardize russia oil sale to europe.

P!ease decide for yourself who dunnit , the chem attack.....

Anonymous said...

The US Military and Trump have not given any concrete evidence to prove that the chemical agent Sarin was ordered by Assad to be used against the civilians. Anyone could have activated the chemical weapon. The prime suspect is ISIS and CIA because they are the ones who are likely to benefit for this treacherous deed. Assad or Russia has no good reason to employ chemical weapons when they are already in the final phase of pushing out the ISIS forces. Putin would be politically naive to do so. Assad would be stupid to commit a political suicide in this way. Everything sensible deduction points to the probability of CIA in collusion and collaboration with ISIS in order to trap Trump into taking an unretractable heinous action.

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump was popular with voters who do not like war. Prior to the election, trump made 2 strong statements. Number one. He commented before that obama would make a big mistake to bomb syria.And in no uncertain terms he said deposing Assad is not on his agenda. Number 2, trump told the media, "you think we (USA) are so innocent?"when asked why making friend with killer Putin is his aim. I love this statement, here is a man who admits USA HAS KILLED MANY LIVES RUTHLESSLY TOO. By implication, he would not use military force hastily.
The bombing of Afghanistan isis hideouts also is very surprising! Surely innocent babies and civilians were used as humam shield by isis, this beingbthe norm for isis. The news only said 36 idis fighters killed. How many babies, civilians, killed by MOAB? NO ONE KNOWS, CNN WOULDN'T EVEN ASK IT.

Anonymous said...

When would God punish America?

Anonymous said...

Report from Taiwan news said that Putin had flied 6 lethal mother of all bombers circling around Japan yesterday. Many Japanese peoples were evacuated. Russian just flipped some wings only, don't need to say a single word or tweet. See how USA response.

Anonymous said...

Dear 902pm. Your English salah liao. You should ask "when would Allah punish America ".MuHahahaHahaha ....

Anonymous said...

There are no buzz and hooha about impending war between the US and North Korea.
The US Vice President is going to Seoul, hence WW3
aint gonna happen.
Rest well, sleep soundly and good nite.

Anonymous said...

The Americans are trying to tell the whole world that China is on their side to rein in NK. China's position is very clear. They would help the Americans to talk to the NK, but no military solution.

The Americans want the NK to believe China would sell them out to the Americans. Fat hope. China would not allow the Americans to run over NK and be at their doorstep again. NEVER!