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9/18/2012

First world city infested with third world bed bugs



The invasion of FTs comes with the invasion of bed bugs. The notification and request for help to get rid of these pests are getting more frequent. And hopefully bed bugs are not the only pests sharing the homes of HDB flat owners. They crawl up and down the walls of flats and the flats next door. Wait a minute, heard that they are commonly found in bus seats as well. Now, what about the airline seats they flew in from?

What about hair fleas or lice? This one hops around and the closed proximity in the trains and buses are idea environment to share them around. The thought of fleas/lice already makes my whole body feeling like they are crawling all over me. We may need another few decades to make it to first world as we consolidate our gains of third world FTs living among us, including bed bugs and fleas/lice. And TB is also making an appearance in greater number.

Maybe with more integration we will get use to them and be more like them. Our population has actually grown many more millions of bed bugs, fleas and lice are included. Welcome to the new Third World city, once First World. I was joking earlier about returning to the past, to the Third World. Now it is not a joke. We got rid of many of these unhygienic pests and bragged about a clean and green First World city. It is going on a rewind down memory lane.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somebody pls tell V.Bala that in order to have a clean city, some FTs need to be "cleaned" at immigration gates. Common sense much?

agongkia said...

You should be grateful that they create businesses for us.Go set up one pest control business specialise in getting rid of bugs,fleas and lices.

Should thank them for not bringing in those viruses that can wipe out and help to reduce our population.

Learn to be grateful.

Anonymous said...

The super bugs are already detected in our hospitals.

Veritas said...

Singapore is already now a cesspool of shit. PAP deliberately wants to create hell. Bed bug is merely a nuisance. Today Singapore has the highest TB rate in develop countries with 30 case per 100,000.

That is double that of UK.

The beach in Pasir Ris is so full of Shit Bacteria because 5 million population shit every day, that it is no longer safe to swim. The water samples in Pasir could contains 6 times more shit bug(enterococcus bacteria) than Hawaii.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope our Millionaire Ministers homes get infested soon.
I very happy to live with bed bugs if I get the chance to see those bastards get bitten too.

Anonymous said...

Sg is likely to kaput in two
circumstances.
One is a disease.

The other one will be man
made

Anonymous said...

It is a dirty cuntry

Anonymous said...

Matilah know where is the best place to put the bugs.

Veritas said...

I do a wrong calculation. The TB rate of SG is 38 per 100, 000. UK is 15, China is 48. We are really like a 3rd world country.

Anonymous said...

Learn to be grateful redbean. When you are old and invalid, it is going one of those FTs that you despise so much to clean your sorry ass, clean your mouth and feed your mouth. Definitely not any of your friends here or any of the born and bred sinkies.

Anonymous said...

The cuntry recently sprouted super hair. Plenty of bugs congregate there especially in the forest

Veritas said...

Who clean my ass and feed my mouth? Its my domestic maid. I have neva oppose PAP importing maids. And besides, did any of these FT transfer their income monthly to me or wipe my shit hole? No.

And I paid my maid for her service from my own pocket. FT did not subsidize a single cent. FT comes here and benefit not a single cent to me.

Anonymous said...

Politicians are paid so much so they can have private nurses to clean their wrinkle cocks when they are old

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Anon 2:29, I think you are referring to yourself. I feel quite sorry for you.

I am very confident that if I ended up in that state, my children and grandchildren will be there.

The said...

The following have made a come-back, after having been virtually eradicated:
1) TB
2) Leprosy
3) Polio

Looks like a third world city with third world ills in a first-world wayang stage.

Lousy third world city - full of louse.

Anonymous said...

You left out venereal disease.

Anonymous said...

I think they masturbated too much on their beds

Anonymous said...

Yes of course they will be there to see you once or twice a week.

Anonymous said...

With our entrepreneur spirit, we can harvest the bed bugs to feed the public, what do you think?

Anonymous said...

MUAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

First World State infested by First World Bugs and Lice. Fittingly so.

Anonymous said...

Bugs ?

Bugs ! Bugs ! Bugs !

Where is our starship troopers ?

Last time, we are perceived as CowPehCowBu by another bug known as Ant. Very soon we will become unwanted bug that must be removed before the next election because we are bugging the regime by exposing them.


What do you think ?

Anonymous said...

You should be grateful that they create businesses for us.Go set up one pest control business specialise in getting rid of bugs,fleas and lices. Should thank them for not bringing in those viruses that can wipe out and help to reduce our population. Learn to be grateful.