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Please tell me what to do with the shit

Last night I went for supper. The buffet spread was so good and I ate and ate and ate. I forgot that being too greedy and eating recklessly would have its consequences. But with so much food on the table and eat as much as you like, how to resist. Eat lah.

This morning worked up big lau sai. Shit every where and everyone complaining of the smell. Now what to do? Can anyone help me to solve this shitty problem?

What? Don’t be greedy, don’t eat too much? Cannot lah. When so much food is laid on the table for grabbing, cannot resist lah.


Anonymous said...

Yeah,the pie is so big.Everyone wants his or her pound of flesh before it's too late

Anonymous said...

What is the difference between Capitalism and Meritocracy?
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man
Meritocracy is the exact opposite.

Q. Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician's house?
A. Professional courtesy.

Mum: What makes you think our son will be a politician?

Dad: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.

The said...

Seize the opportunity to grow the economy at all cost - eat and eat while stock last.

Open the floodgate to let in the immigrants by the millions - eat and eat and then shit and shit.

And then the fit hit the shan.

Anonymous said...

Ask the white monkey to eat it, it is the shits they bring in.

Anonymous said...

Ai yo yo, this shouldn't have happened leh!

So what do you think?

Anonymous said...

Just getting diarrhoea is not too bad. If you eat the wrong seafood, you may also get hepatitis. In the worse case scenario, you may be even die.

So better to eat less, be more selective and take your time eating to give your stomach enough time to digest the food. This is what nature teaches us and cannot be wrong.

Anonymous said...

Red bean, u normally are smart cookie why so silly this time ? Alamak

Anonymous said...

Since some say that greed is good, so shit is also good lah!

Anonymous said...

You sound like an FT who's invited by PAP to their regular buffet feasts. Just eat and be merry, but don't forget to vote for us when you become one of our digits.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Greed knows no bound and is very tempting. How to say know when all the food is there for the taking? Just helped myself with too much and suffered the consequences of tummy upset or having to vomit it out.

Anonymous said...

Then you will be left behind when the feast comes....or the door...shut on you

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Haha, the feast is never enough for the big eaters and the greedy. The door is open to them but shut to others.

Matilah_Singapura said...


Let me congratulate you on birthing a few Malaysians ;-)