7/29/2012

Let’s have more sex




Critics of Sinkieland have been proven wrong these few weeks, that this island is a dull and lifeless place, no action, no fun and no play. What appeared in the media is only a scantily peep into the interesting lives of Sinkies, and the truth and the whole truth are much more exciting and pervasive among the supposedly no nonsense priests and monks populace.

And the govt is screaming its head off asking the people to indulge in more sex and apparently in vain. What the govt did wrong was actually in the way it is saying it. Babies! Didn’t the govt know that ‘babies’ is a frightening word like mother in law? The govt is asking for more babies and not more sex. How can there be babies with no sex? Change the lines, and talk about sex and babies will come naturally as a consequence.

While the govt is so obsessed with the utilitarian purpose of having babies, the populace are having fun in a different way, in having sex. But how come no babies? That is an interesting question isn’t it? So much sex but so few babies.

The fault lies in how sex is conducted, in car parks and in Paris and in budget hotels are not too conducive to produce babies. And paid sex is less likely to give the desire results.

There are two more serious issues. The men have a fetish craving for sex with the sweet young things. Anything above the legally permitted age is not desirable. Isn’t this serious? The wives better start thinking. If this is true to the majority, marriage is too late as the spouses are far from the desired age group to have sex… and babies.

Another discouraging fact emerging from all the cases in Havelock Road is that the men not only paid for sweet young things or strayed, their only interest is oral sex, no penetration. And they paid good money just for that kind of unorthodox indulgence. How to make babies when the desire fell into the wrong hole?

Sex education must be failing in schools. They are teaching them the wrong things. Sex for babies is done differently and the natural thing is to aim low and not high to score As.. These guys are doing it all wrong.  Or maybe there was no sex education then. The govt needs to seriously look at the syllabus for sex education and do a revision to teach the real stuff and the right things to do.

And if they want babies, make sure it is all about hetero. This is another new danger that is being encouraged, homo sex. And if this trend bites, the babies aren’t going to come.

Funny, so much sex, so much fun, and so few results, and so few babies. What’s wrong with you guys? Putting the money where the mouth is?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sarcastic Political Satire
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If we want better sex education, we need to bring in the experts.

Ask our Millionaire Ministers to run the sex education classes.

Who knows better about screwing people than our Pro Alien Politicians?

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Now that is using the best talents for the job: )

Anonymous said...

Men are descended from monkeys. They are designed to sow wild oates, from a biological argument many seem o subscribe.

If so, men will be men except for LKY. Women should be educated on that and if they insist their men to be priests after marriage, don't get married.

Even priests screw children.

Anonymous said...

This topic is up Matilah sticky alley

Matilah_Singapura said...

From my sticky, steamy, pungent alley:

1. The best "sex education" is pornography. The stuff taught in schools is bound to fail in an age where anyone can access hardcore porn 24/7/365 on their smartphone.

2. Redbean's take on sex in Singapore is extremely watered down, but is a good general insight.

3. No one is going to listen to the government about advice on fucking. Please lah. Look at the ministers. They are the most sexually unattractive bunch of people you can imagine.

4. Not everyone likes SYT (Sweet Young Things). I prefer older women because they are "dirtier". I like my woman to be a dirty, uninhibited slut in bed, and unfortunately SWT's (in my experience) generally fall short. Give me a "lau sui" anyday, and I'll bang her until my balls are flat.

5. Sex is a voluntary, consensual adult activity. Those who rape, molest, or interfere with children should be arrested, charged and jailed. Child sexual abuse is worthy of many strokes of the rotan and if I had my way -- chemical castration.

Epilogue: Nice to see Hotel 81 chain's owner achieve the financial success he has. I am proud to have been able to contribute, in my small way, to his successful enterprise.

Anonymous said...

Your mom is an older woman, did you enjoy dirty sex with her? :)

Matilah_Singapura said...

WOW anon 101, how "original" of you. I would fuck YOUR mom, unfortunately she's way too ugly ;-)

Anonymous said...

C'mon, don't be modest MS. What is more dirtier than sex with an older woman like your own mom. You can speak the truth, we believe you did event bough you may deny it :)

Anonymous said...

JOKE

Q. How do MIW couples make love doggy style?

A. One sits up and begs. The other rolls over and plays dead.

Matilah_Singapura said...

C'mon anon 135, you can do better than that to intentfully annoy me. Go ahead, give it a better shot (if you have the skills, which I doubt) ;-)

Anonymous said...

time to start a national harem to satisfy our elites so as to prevent sexruption..this was meant to be a joke but its getting more and more appropriate

Anonymous said...

There is no better shot that in your mom's mouth :)

Anonymous said...

Pay more money to elite people so that they wont be corrupt.

Give free "entry" pass to Geylang so that they won't fornicate with each other and end up using taxpayers money to settle in court.

Singapore.
Nanny state for the elite.
You die your business for the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

So long as the law comes with a price tag, don't hope for true justice.

Pro Bono is just a nice distraction away from reality. The reality is, too many cases too little laywers who would carry the burden for nothing. The average man in the street will still face many financial and policies hurdles to see justice done.

Since most avoid the hassle placed before them, they swallow or tolerate until the dam bursts. When it bursts, it is too late and may face fine or I prison net for breaking the law

Lawyers and judges, like insurance industry, live off their victims.

Face it, lawyers don't work for peanuts. Those who serve for free come with many pre-conditions and even then, too few of them to handle thousands of the day to day injustices around us.

Unless we break the yoke of the law over us, you will always be their slaves

Anonymous said...

So long as the law comes with a price tag, don't hope for true justice.

Pro Bono is just a nice distraction away from reality. The reality is, too many cases and too little laywers who would carry the burden for nothing. The average man in the street will still face many financial and policies hurdles to see justice done.

Since most avoid the hassle placed before them, they have to swallow or tolerate until the dam bursts. When it bursts, it is too late and some may face fine or imprisonment for breaking the law

Lawyers and judges, like insurance industry, live off their victims.

Face it, lawyers don't work for peanuts. Those who serve for free come with many pre-conditions and even then, too few of them to handle thousands of the day to day injustices around us.

Unless we break the yoke of the law over us, you will always be their slaves

Anonymous said...

Men do underage girl - Illigal

Female teache do underage boy - Legal ?

fair or unfair ?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if the situation would be different if it was a male teacheer doing a female student in RGS ??

Anonymous said...

We have added another feather to our cap and that is becoming a 'sex hub'.

And the added honour of having sweet young things longing for dirty old money. Ot was it the 'itchy' looking for the 'shiok'

Hahaha

Matilah_Singapura said...

Sex hub is good for ugly, zero-socially-skilled fuckers like you who at least now have vast opportunities to have your cock sucked. Just pay, and voila, instant happiness :)

... Otherwise for you, it is that the ongoing sad, guilty scenario of jerking off in front of your computer to Internet porn. ;)

Loser!

Anonymous said...

Believe U,

indeed there are some jerks

who had few hours fun in hotel

and felt he is going to be happy

for life.

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