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7/18/2012

Kangaroo on the lose



A kangaroo was seen hopping around in town and barging into many buildings without notice, causing annoyance to its owners. It was driven out by the respective owners but not before leaving a smelly trail of kangaroo stench.

The zoo did not know that the kangaroo had bolted out on its own until it was reported in the evening news. The zoo owners denied any prior knowledge of the mischievous kangaroos and they would not be responsible for all the droppings it left behind. How the kangaroo could go to town is still puzzling to everyone. And how it got so far without anyone knowing, without being stop by the police or knock down by the traffic on the roads must be a miracle.

The strange behavior of the kangaroo, of all places, appearing in town and try barging into buildings is even stranger. Should not kangaroos be running to places that it is familiar with and comfortable, like the kangaroo grass courts or kangaroo playing fields?

Now the zoo is going to conduct an investigation to check the mental health of the kangaroo. There are vets for animals. Are there psychiatric vets for animals to examine if this kangaroo has any disorders that need to keep it in a lock up for its own good?

It is strange that there are kangaroos in a cosmopolitan city and running around excitedly. This story is totally fictional and any resemblance to anything is purely coincidental.

10 comments:

Matilah_Singapura said...

Fuck them.

Here Skippy, come Skip...

Anonymous said...

The kangaroo or the zoo?

jjgg said...

RB...don't insult the kangas...

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Matilah, don't you have enough of the kangaroos in Oz?

jjgg, ok, the kangaroos are Matilah's mates.

Got respect.

Matilah_Singapura said...

I love to eat the motherfuckers. It's the most healthy (2% fat), carbon-neutral (no greenhouse gas by product) meat, and and it is DELICIOUS.

Good for your heart. Endorsed by the Heart Foundation.

Please, have a sample

The said...

Tie me kangaroo down, sport...

The kangaroo antics will surely boomerang on them...

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Actually Matilah is also a kangaroo on the lose: )

Anonymous said...

The kangaroos love Ravi a lot. They goes whenever Ravi goes. I never thought that Ravi has such affinity with animal, perhaps Ravi should consider working for the Zoo as he is popular with animal. Ravi is such a nice cap ... my dog and cat love Ravi a lot.

From Harry Potter, a primary one kid trying to write a very simple essay.

Redbean,
Is this essay outstanding ?
What do you think ?

Anonymous said...

for heaven's sake, if anyone ever see a kangaroo running amok, please report it to the zoo. Don't let the kangaroo hop around with zero accountability and responsibility, making comical fool of itself and those around. The zoo may want to consider the kangaroo for a psychiatrist check.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Primary one kid. You have great potential: )