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5/23/2012

The Hougang brawl slipping into the longkang



It started with a few swipes at each other. Now the swipes are turning a bit dirtier. Forget about a gentleman’s fight. It is looking to be another great crass act when all the knives will be out soon.

The Hougang leak is just the beginning. It is conceivable to see video clips to go viral in the follow up. Then there will be the iphone taps, the insinuations in cyberspace, and who knows, compromising photos may even appear.

Would the family lives of both candidates be aired as well, the who’s who being connected and the ugly episodes being staged one by one? The primordial instinct to want to win, come what may, is the dominant characteristic of how man will behave in a fight.

The people of Hougang and the rest of the citizens will be treated to an exciting free for all show down. Both candidates could crawl out of the ring covered in dirt and shit by the time the election is over. Great script and great directing and great supporting casts.

13 comments:

jjgg said...

Ah mr RB ...gutter politics is abound...whether in kl or USA .or Singapore ...the only thing white about our MIW is...u guessed it...!!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Think it is the underwear: )

Anonymous said...

The MIWs have almost all forgotten about the well beings of the Hougang Constituttents. How a DPM had spent most of his time doing personal attacks at an opposition candidate, is beyond anybody. But, that's the quality of most Cabinet Members.

Anonymous said...

Hougang Constituents voted for WP, they want to go back kampong and rear chickens and grow vegs, that is their business.

They want to linger around kopi tiam drink kopi, have LTK as their village chief and that style of living. Less crowded, less stressful, lesser malls, less upgrading here and there, lesser FTs around and lesser costs. They repudiated PAP style of governance. PAP must respect that. No point forcing it down their throat, residents putting up money, causing more unhappiness.

Anonymous said...

RB is alluding to leaks. Someone has been watching WP's bedroom activities.

Is it morally right?

The pot calling the catholic black. :)

Anonymous said...

Our government people are all holy and HONEST people. Gosh, sinless and pure.

That's why Singapore so blessed. LL

Anonymous said...

Do you trust people like them to create a "kampong spirit"?

Goodness, which planet are you born? :)

Anonymous said...

You mean do I trust people like WP to create a kampong spirit ?

People of HG chose WP, not me. Since it is WP in HG, then so be it, they should be happy.

Anonymous said...

The religious bodies do not trust each other the political parties do not trust and like each other( if they appeared to be, all pretension) the employers and unions do not trust each other the press and media do not trust each other the legal eagles all wear black and as black as soot and our education institutions kept our nubile mind in the dark and blind and you expect us to kampong kampong? Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

The only people who are kamponging are the gullible women in our midst :)

Anonymous said...

That's why I say...bunch of fucking idiots

Anonymous said...

Longkang is not the word. Sewer is a better description, because some people are digging for shit, all shit and nothing but shit.

Anonymous said...

Longkang is not the word. Sewer is a better description, because some people are digging for shit, all shit and nothing but shit.