5/17/2012

Coming to terms of being a loser



This FT smashed his $1.5m limited edition Ferrari to prove how good he was in road racing, so it was reported. Though he killed three innocent people in the process, he hit the newsstand as a young and handsome, successful and rich foreign talent. And they even ogled at the wealth he left behind, a luxury BMW, multi million dollar condos. Who cares where the money comes from? It was reported that he was a very clever investor and made his own fortune. Though there were suggestions of mafia links and money laundering, these were not important in a city state that worshipped success in terms of money in the bank account. More of such successful talents would be welcomed to shore up the property prices and the COEs.

At the other end of the spectrum, there was this retiree lamenting and complaining about a hefty $83 bill he was served with at the Alexandra Hospital’s A&E department. He was also unhappy that the parking fee came to a whopping $6. How could the hospital charge $6 for parking.

The widening gap of the rich and famous living it up and the losers trying to make every dollar counts, no longer making cents count as cents were practically worthless, is raising its ugly head. Throw a few coins on the road no one will bother to pick them up. Throw it into a beggar’s hat and he would frown.

For the loser retirees, they have yet to come to terms with living in a first world city state among the rich and famous when a tip to a doorman could be $50 and to a nice waitress could be more than enough to pay for the hefty hospital bill with plenty of change left. If the retirees are living on their pensions, sorry lah, unless the pension is millions of dollars which some privileged yodas are getting.

A $100k COE is simply peanuts. A few million bucks for a private property is small change. Where did the money come from? The money seems to be floating everywhere, as abundant as hell money. The moral of the story, as told by the elite, live within your means and stop kpkb.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Free porridge.
Then free hearing aids.
And now free road racing in Singapore.

Wah! So many by election goodies.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget, free condoms.

Matilah_Singapura said...
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Anonymous said...

Have you booked your coffin?

Matilah_Singapura said...

It's hard to draw a reasonable let alone a rational conclusion by citing extreme examples. One being some cunt behaving irresponsibly with his penis extension to compensate for a tiny member, and to top it off being a terrible driver. (What did you expect? He was an Asian :-) )

On the other end are old farts who foolishly believed that one stays youthful and healthy forever and thus needn't worry about future (now in the present present)medical bills.

At both ends of this example, bad judgment, bad choices and the inability to consider future consequences from past mental states and actions is involved.

Solutions:

1. Asians should not be allowed to buy hi-powered sports cars

2. Young people should prepare for the chance that they might live long to an old age, and perhaps not be as productive.

Anonymous said...

3. You should not wear your pubic hair under your chin.

Matilah_Singapura said...

@anon 131:

No. I'm a very stingy capitalist. Since I'm already dead, I won't give a fuck. My remains have been donated to science. Medical students can have fun playing with my cock or slicing open my asshole so that they might become better doctors to look after idiots like you ;-) (for what I don't know. Such a wasted life you have )

Matilah_Singapura said...

@anon 135

That,s not my public hair. Half of it belongs to your mother, the other half to your sister. Both of them have big hairy pubes, and their feminine juices are so sticky....you get the picture.

Anonymous said...

Why people always look at the cup as half empty, and the pastures is always greener at the other side.

Times are still good in Asia, when times turn bad, the rich man you envy so much may be bankrupt. Life is transient, value your health and be happy. Happiness is not dependent on your size of bank account, or the type of housing you live in.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hey guys, a little bit of poking can be hilarious. Just don't get too personal okay : )

Let's enjoy the jabbing and elbowing to lighten things up a bit.

Matilah, is your head right side up or right side down?

Anonymous said...

Witless capitalist. At least, put your pubic hair to good use - dusting toilet seats.

Anonymous said...

He is wearing his black bra in the middle so possibly...he is gifted with two cunts.

Matilah_Singapura said...

redbean, it depends...

My head is at its best attitude when it is wedged tightly between the thighs of a beautiful woman, moaning in ecstasy as I devour her womanhood like a fat kid with his dad's credit card at Haagen Dazs.

WOW! The anons are out trying to be humorous and failing miserably.
I always suspected the public education system was bad, now -- from the indelible words of the anons -- we have PROOF!

Anonymous said...

>>Don't forget, free condoms.

Ya..but they only give FREE to the youths in YOG...anyone else got to buy their own

Anonymous said...

let me helch you you poor witless capitalist....

My head is at its best articulation when it is wedged tightly between the fat butt line of my mother, moaning in ecstasy as I devour her motherhood like a brat whose dad was out screwing some underage girls high on Haagen Dazs.

Anonymous said...

How can Matilah thinks with two cunts? Every time he opens his cunts, it leaks.

Matilah_Singapura said...

To the anon wannabe comedians:

Keep it up. Not bad. Try being a little more original instead of copying me and changing the context.

OTOH, plagiarization is a welcome form of flattery. These days the term is "remix".

Yeah, go ahead. Remix my shit....and say "high!" to your mums, from me OK?

Anonymous said...

matilah is no capitalist. he is just an admirer of capitalism. he's eking out a small miserable living as an educator. he also tries to hide his real sexual orientation by saying things like "wedged tightly between the thighs of a beautiful woman, moaning in ecstasy as I devour her womanhood".

Anonymous said...

That's right. He is in actual fact a caterpillar or has a caterpillar prick.

Anonymous said...

so small...cannot even orientate.... she will be moaning...where?where?where?

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

I felt very sad reading the grief of Cheng Teck Hock's family and the plight of losing a father and a sole bread winner.

An innocent man was killed unnecessarily due to the recklessness of a young punk.

Matilah_Singapura said...

redbean, it is a even sadder the rich, drunk and reckless motherfucker didn't survive the crash as a quadriplegic, with a functional conscious brain capable of reflection and feeling the well-earned guilt.

He would be tormented for the rest of his life, and being a quadriplegic, he wouldn't be able to kill himself by even refusing to eat or drink because those would be forced on him. He would be forcibly kept alive, and fully conscious.

Severe trauma causes changes in brain structure to ensure constant and consistent mental anguish and emotional torment. Add to that total permanent paralysis. Ah...such sweet justice.

Plus no one would feel sorry for him. Imagine his minders pushing his wheelchair into court, as the judge, struggling to remain objective passes sentence.

A conscious, emotionally tormented, quadriplegic...but I have a soft heart, so I'll buy him a present:

A 1/8 scale Ferrari :-)

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

So kind of you. You are becoming more like the elite, full of compassion.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Justice trumps compassion anyday ;-)

Anonymous said...

A conscious, emotionally tormented, quadriplegic...but I have a soft heart, so I'll offer him a present:

My 1/8 scale of an average size prick :-)

Anonymous said...

Blogger Gintai has put up a touching and moving article about Minister Shanmugan at the Wake of the Taxi Driver.

patriot

Gintai_昇泰 said...

A present 1/8 scale Ferrari ! Lol! You buy him a paper size Ferrari instead! Really langgar!

Gintai_昇泰 said...

Thks Patriot. But I kena lots of negative comments! I still feel that the VIP is correct in pay his respects at the funeral whatever his motives. Can't say something good abt MIWs once in a while also. Really langgar!

Gintai_昇泰 said...

RB,
This mother of all langgar has also gone viral internationally. The video is spreading like wild bush fire in PRC weibo (their ver of twitter), Hong Kong, ROc etc. it's so viral that the China embassy also came out with stmts and condolences for the victims. Langgar!

Matilah_Singapura said...

This horrible event is not going to be the last.

We live in a world where it is possible for young people to become very rich, very quickly. And owning a high powered sports car is expected. So expect a few more spectacular crashes by drunk or stoned young punks who cannot drive but love to show off how "terror" (aka "badass") they are.

Young, dumb and full of cum.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Gintai, the net does not hold anything back. This is the new reality.

The nouve riche of China still cannot discard the old mentality that rich and power is above the law. In this case, he thought this is old China. It is regretable that some other innocent lives had to go along too.