3/21/2011

I slept with the Merlion

Anyone with the money can sleep with the Merlion. Yes, this is true. It is a nice message. Everyone is welcome to sleep with the Merlion. This should be the message or logo for Singapore. Forget about Uniquely Singapore. We welcome everyone with open arms, with loving hospitality. Come, sleep with me. This must be the most exciting experience awaiting our guests.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sir;

look, no prostitute chooses her/his customers, she and he only choose money.

Prostitute don't even care about pleasure, much less dignity and respectability.

As for Sin, It is worse than prostitute by manifolds.

patriot

Matilah_Singapura said...

Before I sleep with a Merlion, I want to know:

Does the Merlion have a vagina?

Matilah_Singapura said...

I thought I'd better make sure. Sekali the Merlion turns out to be an ah kwa...wah chia lat!!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

That I don't know. Cover up by pak kwas. A pak kwa is an ideogram with a mirror in the centre and surrounded by binary codes developed thousands of years ago.

The Chinese hang them at the door to ward off evil spirits. Now what a contradiction for a Merlion protected by pak kwas.

Anonymous said...

This also news meh!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Haha. Someone was so angry that the national icon should not be sleeping around that he wrote to the ST forum to complain. He wanted more respect to be shown to the national icon.

You won't know how people think and feel and what is sensitive and what is not, what is news and what is not news.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Merlion Hotel: $150 per night, fully booked out in a one-room hotel!

Fantastic idea!

What "national icon" is that fool in the ST talking about?

The Merlion is the symbol of the Singapore Government lah. If anything, you will be fucking your partner under the nose and watchful eyes of the government's symbol!

In addition to the person's already warped world-view, the damn thing is an ART PROJECT -- an exhibit -- not only to be enjoyed by "paying overnight guests" but everyone.

Gee, I would like to sneak under the thing in the wee hours and turn the water back on!

Now, that's entertainment!

Anonymous said...

Ordinary people see things in the ordinary way. The prostitution of the merlion is a manifestation of the prostitution of Sin in a bigger way.

Anonymous said...

Animal lovers behave like animals!