10/22/2010

A standing Orgy

It was a case of meat to meat. The people were literally glued to one another. They were squeezed so tightly that if you remove their clothings, the flesh could have fused together. The breathing was heavy. The eyes were in a daze, some in a state of shock and disbelief. Wet, yes, I could see that everyone was wet, perspiring and sweating, young and old, men and women. It was a standing orgy alright. And I was caught in the midst, right in the thick of action. The foreign workers loved every minute of it. That was the standard of public transportation they were used to. I was wondering how the cleanly dressed female office workers and the little girls in school uniform felt about the big squeeze. And this standing orgy will repeat and can repeat practically everyday. All it needs is for the train to delay for 15 mins. And that was how long my morning train took to arrive. And everything slowed down. At every station the commuters going down would have to squeeze slowly through a mess of fusion meat. It took quite a while, and a big struggle to get out of the train. And to make matter worst, the huge crowd outside were panicky, trying to force themselves into the party, to join the orgy. The time taken for the journey simply doubled. This little delay can cripple the normal lifestyle and routine of the commuters. It can bring everything to a halt if the breakdown is extended. This is the price we are paying for living it up to the limits. Good to increase the population to 6m. We can increase to 10m with a little clever planning. And we can have orgies everyday too. Nice!

13 comments:

Wally Buffet said...

Wow! With the way you described it, I think I am very unfortunate not to be able to participate in this daily orgy ritual when you go to the office to earn your daily bread.

With so many bodies crushing against each other with each lurch of the train, I'm sure there will be losers and the smiling foreign trash winners. I think one morning if I can get myself off the bed at 7 am, I'll to have a taste of what you are going through every morning.

Enjoy or not huh?

Hehe.

Matilah_Singapura said...

I love it! I am writing this post on a bus going into town. There are only 2 others on it, and I can happily type on my computer without being disturbed...oh wait another 2 got on...bloody immigrants! Those two increased the "population" on the bus by 40%.

Give up hope Singapore -- There should be 11 million living there!

Matilah_Singapura said...

Actually I like your "orgy" metaphor.

Chee ko pek uncles have more chance to rabah those juicy HSC and poly gals ala Japanese pervert-style.

Chikan Singapore, Yes we chi-CAN!

Anonymous said...

If your experience of fleshy contacts gets publicised, many car owners may abandon their cars from now on.
See, even your reader gets so excited that he's raring to taste the pleasure of body contacts.
Maybe they should use the standing orgy for advertisement to lure car owners to take public transports.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

The timing must be right. Peak hours. And for it to be really menacing, a slight delay, which was what happened this morning. Instead of the usual 3 min interval, it was 15 mins!

Another condition, don't you get three unwash foreign workers around you. You will cry, I bet. But they will be having their fun. They seemed to be enjoying the close proximity and rubbing their BO on everyone.

This is first world transportation, and not cheap. Somehow I got the feeling that the crowdiness is becoming similar to a third world train.

Wally Buffet said...

The reason why the trains are getting more crowded is because those chee ko peks are taking the opportunity to have a free thrill for the price of a train ticket.

Some gets caught but many others walk away with a satisfied grin on their faces as they alight and board the next train back to start the journey again.

Now you know why the trains are always packed at certain hours of the day.

The way to solve this problem is to mount a sting operation with undercover women police officers. Once they feel "something" not quite right, they've got the asshole and bingo!

So we should not jump to conclusions and blame it on the foreign trash crowding our trains.

It's our own perverts and chee ko peks making multiple journeys for a thrill much cheaper than Geylang.

Hehe.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

It would be an educational experience to push the transport minister and ministress into such a train and let them experience it first hand what it is like in a standing orgy.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Please don't advertise. I would not be able to get to work with commuters going on return trips, back and forth as described by Wally.

But I must agree, it would be a great advertisement for attracting more tourists here. The great Singapore Standing Orgy!

Come to think of it, now I understand why the Japanese train is so popular and so crowded, and with pushers helping to push people in. Wow, can't imagine the thrill and pleasure they were getting out of it.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Class, pay attention:

http://revver.com/video/1290992/train-groping-chikan-non-consensual-rubbing-1/

Uncle's -- practice makes perfect. Notice how he maneuvers into her ass crack then jams his cock in there. Classic move.

And for further "training" : http://chikan.blogspot.com/

OK uncles. Study hard! Don't let opportunity pass you by. And if you chikan a female cop: bonus 100 points and win "bragging rights" on the internet (video proof required)

Anonymous said...

Haha...now you understand.
It is very healthy for old folks to rise early and do some virility exercises on the public transports. This will keep their hearts and other organs strong and therefore avoid costly medications due to poor physical conditions. They will also be happier with something to occupy their time and to kill boredoms with thrills.
Dont advertise, just let it be known more widely by making it a talking point. More will learn to appreciate our public transport system.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Folks, play the chikan card hard.

There's not much more distasteful or invasive as being groped in a crowded train or bus where you cannot actually run.

And if a lot are doing it, even the authorities will get overwhelmed.

SMRT has to address the issue of overcrowding. Apart from the potential well-spring for molesters, it is just DOWNRIGHT FUCKING DANGEROUS. It's as simple as that.

Anonymous said...

In time to come, no more complaints about overcrowding.

Soon, it will be the crowdier, the better. It is a win-win situation for the operators and commuters.

Enjoy the new pastime.

agongkia said...

You should consider yourself fortunate to have so much opportunity to rub here and there.Still complain no welfare.