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3/18/2010

Another mad fortune teller

This mad fortune teller knew for sure that Kim Jong Il will not live past 2013. Actually he is better than a fortune teller, a doctor and god combined. It is reported in the ST, in an article by Associated Press and REUTER, that he has medical reports to prove his clairvoyance. And the mad fortune teller came by the name of Kurt Campbell. And he has a title called Assistant US Secretary of State. Actually the mad fortune tellers have been predicting Kim's death so frequently that it is next in numbers to those who predicted the end of the world since the time of Jesus.

15 comments:

Wally Buffet said...

Why they so kaypo?

They should be predicting their own financial demise instead.

Anonymous said...

Oh, they did predict their own financial future, but trust them not to reveal the brutal truth because it hurts.

undertaker said...

Hi Redbean, I have yet to come across any instance of fortune tellers making predictions of each other's fortune. I wonder if there is a unwritten code of conduct similar to magicians, not to reveal the tricks.

So far our resident fortune teller or forecaster has been way off the mark for majority of lesser mortals and they should realise it is the fortune teller who has made a fortune for himself and those hanging around him.

Matilah_Singapura said...

The wonderful thing about N Korea is that the president is called the "Eternal" President. He is fucking dead, but Kim Il Sung is still the president.

Kim Jong Il proper title is "Supreme Leader".

The whole show is just like science fiction. Or religious fiction, come to think of it. Dead father, but still considered living -- immortal. Soon to be dead son... no doubt he will be immortalised too.

Kim Jong Il has a penchant for pornography. Not that I'm judging or anything like that. I like porn too. But I think KIm Jong Il been masturbating far too much and his uncontrollable shaking might have lead to his uncontrollable shaking. Just a hypothesis. I could be wrong. I'm not a doctor. But I can make a good guess.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kim_Jong-Ill

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Matilah, have some respect for dear leaders would you?

And strange that you believe the pornography crap from the west on dear leader. Clinton will easily put him to shame.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Excuse me, redbean. I don't have a problem with porn, nor do I have an issue of getting your dick sucked by an admiring female who is enamoured with your grey hair, power, influence and public persona. Masturbation is also a natural act for all primates including humans. However humans are the only species that has invented religion for the purposes of power and control over others, and the most effective way is through immoralising the natural urges of sex by making people feel guilty for even experiencing those natural urges.

So I say, shake your willy as vigourously and as often as you want whilst watching porn. The problem is dear Kim Jong Il is getting a bit old there and his health isn’t quite as tip top, regardless of how much ginseng and kimchi he eats everyday.

But on the other hand, since he’s going to kick the bucket soon, maybe he should masturbate as often as possible thereby increasing or maximising his ‘pleasure’ and ‘happiness’ before he croaks.

I don’t know, I can’t answer that because I’m not him. Anyway, I’m too busy pursuing my own selfish pleasures.

Don’t ask me to elaborate because I don’t want this post to come out as vulgar or obscene.

Thanks for understanding.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Invoking sin, fear and guilt can be very powerful. But it is good as it keeps many well behaved, and allow plenty of room and options for those who have no fear of guilt or sin to play.

Matilah_Singapura said...

redbean:

> Invoking sin, fear and guilt can be very powerful. But it is good as it keeps many well behaved,

Fuck you redbean, you dumb cunt wanker.

Now, try to make me feel guilty o great one, so that I can "be good" (according to your standards)

Go ahead, try :)

Anonymous said...

There she blows!

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

You people must forgive Matilah for his vulgarities. He is trying to be friendly, especially after a few glasses of toddy.

He is trying to provoke me to be like him : )

Matilah_Singapura said...

Fuck you arse hole redbean. I'm doing nothing of the sort. I'm trying to make you make me feel guilty so that I can "be good" according to your previous post.

So chow cheebai puki kepala butoh... how about it? Give it a shot.

Please. There, see? I asked you nicely, bloody lan chiau :)

Anonymous said...

Reddy, this bum is taking advantage of you knowing well you would not behave like him. cannot get past his humble beginning and is wearing it like a badge of honour.

What a pathetic specimen.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Ya, I know him well. Let the alcohol subsides and he will be a nice boy again, as gentle as a pussy cat : )

In the meantime, leave him alone.

Matilah_Singapura said...

anon 358:

> What a pathetic specimen <

You would know smarty pants. Ask yer mum :)

To redbean:

Meow!

Anonymous said...

Kurt Campbell also knows that the US will have to leave Iraq and Afganistan empty handed except with some body bags as cargoes.
He is so intelligent not to shame his country.
Give him a salute for knowing the obvious.
But he deserves not any salute.