Almost Singaporean

I am very proud of 3 year old Prateek Garg. The son of a PR, he feels every inch a Singaporean. He gave a smack to a Singaporean boy for calling him otherwise. He only sees himself as a Singaporean and felt offended. "'I'm Singaporean!' bawled the child, whose favourite food is chicken rice." I am also glad that ST printed this heart warming news with pride. And the stupid Singaporean boy deserved to be smacked for not knowing his place. Singapore should welcome more PRs who are prouder than Singaporeans. Never mind if they do not want to take up citizenship. And of course some of them may feel that the new policies of giving more privileges to Singapore a bit unfair to them. This is understandable. And if they want to move on to greener pasture, it will be a waste of talent and Singapore will be much poorer without their contribution. Singaporeans better be nicer to PRs. Please don't smack me, I am just a Singaporean.


Anonymous said...

That's the reason I never read 'Shit Times'

Wally Buffet said...

Next time, they won't smack your grandchildren. They'll give a kick on the butt to them for being slow, stupid, cannot compete, cannot excel, cannot do anything but complain. No spurs stuck to the hide or something. I can't recall the exact words but you get the drift.

Who knows, the little ones may even grow up to be serfs to our super foreign talents, waiting on them like the locals did when the British Raj was the King Rat in those nostalgic colonial days. Then, those Brits play cricket. Now they do Star Wars. One wrong move and it's Game Over!

I better get my grandchildren enrolled in some martial arts training to prepare for the day when they have to stand up to all this smacking and kicking business. Tough life to be a kid then.

Please, please also don't smack me. I am just an old fool who contributed something to make this place what it is today so you fellas can come smacking here, there everywhere!


Anonymous said...

The young got smacked, the old gets abandoned and the middle age gets squeezed in their homeland. Do You believe ???

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

What can I say? Losers will always be losers. I just hope the foreigners will smack the children of an elite in front of the elite's uncaring face.

Do we have any sense of pride or self worth?

Sixpack Ah Seng said...

Hahaha, I love your sarcasm, Redbean. never fails to tickle my funny bone.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Hi Sixpack Ah Seng, welcome to the blog. For times like this we need to have more sixpack Ah Sengs walking around to protect Singaporeans who are bullied by foreigners: )

But don't worry, the meek shall inherit the earth.

Anonymous said...

Sounds obvious. If you kick a cat, you will be persecuted and fined.

You slap a person, nothing happens and the police will take no action, until you lodge a complaint.

PRs are almost Singaporeans. Singaporeans now almost like animals, minus the rights.

Anonymous said...

Lodge a report with the Police and You will be informed that it's a civil case. Then You are advised to get your own lawyer to get JUSTICE and even protection.

Hell, something must be very wrong.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

No lah, it is about two little kids showing who is boss. No need police report to sensationalise the smacking. Just teasing teasing a bit here and there.

Matilah_Singapura said...

2 things for Singapore to welcome you:

"Come here and work cheap, long hours, 7 days a week"

"Come here and bring plenty of money with you. We don't care how you got it"

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

I am waiting for them to put up heirlooms for sale.

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Uh, Your Singapore shall include a package for smacking Singaporeans as a stress relief.