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1/22/2009

Three days after revelation

Three days have gone by after the revelation that we are living among demigods and immortals, and probably gods, and nothing is heard in the old media. Would there be any comments from the ethereal realm of the demigods, immortals and gods? Maybe not necessary as the revelation was a disclosure of a simple truth. No mistake was made. We used to live among supertalents. Now supertalents are aplenty with the influx of foreign supertalents. Perhaps a small distinction is necessary to distinguish the distinguished from the more distinguished. So local supertalents have been elevated to another realm of existence. Praise the lord. Hosana the most high! Oh the hat is going round. Got to put more money into the hat for more blessings. Bow deeply three times.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you haven't heard, the "Greater Mortal" has spoken: http://wayangparty.com/2009/01/22/breaking-charles-chong-reply-to-wayangparty/

redbean said...

ya, i read that. he is now one of us, lesser mortals.

Anonymous said...

He's trying to look like us, but is he really? A Freudian slip perchance?

Anonymous said...

Soon, with so many Great immortals, demigods, super talents et al around,perhaps, the Tourism Promotion Board can latch on to this and make it a great selling point overseas?

Not that I think the tourist numbers would increase what with the economic worldwide problems around but I think it's time to give the poor Merlion a rest!

Cordon Tan.

Anonymous said...

We should set up a Temple to pay homage to our demigods, immortals and "greater" mortals. Afterall, we've already received their daily scriptures in the Straits Times.

Anonymous said...

I think you can pay homage at Parliament house lor. The gods and immortal ones are having their session there these few days.

redbean said...

we may have tourists of a different kind. all coming to pray for 4D numbers.

Anonymous said...

I hope they hear my prayers and give me a big (budget) angpow today! I shall meditate on the 2009 budget website untill i hear the inevitable good news - our demigods, immortals and "greater" mortals are merciful afterall! We should all remember their generosity when elections come around. *Kneels like the humble servant that he is*

Anonymous said...

Elections? Why would demigods, immortals and "greater" mortals bother with such trivial matters - there exists no other forces in this eternal realm who can hold a candle to their onmi(im)potence, omnipresence and omnibenevolence!

Anonymous said...

Can someone do a ranking of the gods, semi-gods, demi-gods, greater mortals, immortals, lesser mortals etc. Hard to know which is the number one to pray to. Foreigners reading our blogs must be wondering why Singaporeans are suddenly so deeply religious.

Anonymous said...

Modern Singaporeans do not pray with just joss sticks, candles and bows.

Some pray with flames, expletives, profanities and writings on the wall!

Still wish to act like god and deity?

patriot

Anonymous said...

redbean - quick, start commenting on the budget