This is an old story of a beggar in Chinatown. His hands were chopped
off so he became a handicap and had to beg for a living. Jobless,
unemployable, he sat at the foot of a pedestrian bridge waiting for
someone to throw him some crumbs or handouts.
This guy was a bit different. He hung a placard on his chest and it
read, ‘I don’t want your charity. I don’t need your sympathy’.
Many were puzzled by his poster. One day the MP came by and was caught
by the eye catching phrase. He could not resist asking him what he
wants. His reply, ‘I want to be independent to do my own things. But I
am handicap, got no hands to do things myself. My balls are itchy.
Please scratch for me.’
So?
PS: Didn't know I used She unintentionally. Has changed to He to avoid any embarrassment : )
12 comments:
RB, love your post
Ha! Good one.
Scratching his balls is an act of charity or sympathy.
Who the fuck wants to do it or even get near the disgusting man.
Maybe he is waiting for the woman MP to walk by and be nasty. He obviously is not a fan of hers.
How many women MPs are there in the elegant slumber chamber?
Quick, guess which one?
Depends on when, 1950s, 60s, 70s ....
Kopi for you RB. Good one.
Everyday mati mati buy you coffee
Thanks JL and everyone : )
With such a caring and beautiful mp at chinatown, there shud be many dirty men wanting a close encounter. The said guy is truly ingenious.
maybe the story will sound better in the female gender.
"My cunt is itchy. Please scratch for me."
Obviously a job for Matilah!
Sounds like something Grace Fu might say.
Well done.
Great to here that!,,
Sit all you want
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