10/16/2016
Wow, wow wee, Singapore is going from Sin City to Sex City
Sex, sex, sex. Sex is everywhere. Yes, this is no bluff. The message is clear, go and have sex anywhere, anyhow, whenever you like, it is good. But remember to make more babies. This is the talk of the town. And don’t worry about pre marital sex, not to worry about being married or not yet married, just go have sex.
Wow, where am I, in planet Venus with Goddess Venus spreading love everywhere? Love is in the air in Sin City. Oops, now called Sex City.
Whatever Josephine Teo was saying, it is creating a happy storm I supposed. I like it. She is saying it the way it should be spoken, no holds bar. Why not, this is the 21st century. No more pretences, no more inhibitions, no need to be shy lah. You want sex, go have it. Sex is fun.
With this new mantra, maybe no need to import more foreigners and we could produce enough babies for the 6.9m population.
Anyone needs help?
Oh, what am I talking about? Go read the happenings in TRE about how good and how fun it is to have sex : ) You would not find such glitzy news in the main media. Now you know why the main media is losing readership. But yes, it is also reported in the main stream media and also picked up by foreign media.
PS. God of Gambling, where are you? Why are you not telling everyone to go and gamble, in the casinos, in the 4D/Toto booths and online? Sex and gambling are a great combination for an exciting place. Don’t think so? Who is the God of Gambling, we are waiting for your permission to gamble everywhere, in small places also ok, hopefully with OPM.
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Sex!Sex!Sex!
Even Secondary One students also know lah.
My Chiak pah Ka eng old uncle friend used to walk down from his 26 storey flat to ground floor for exercise.
Most days, he will startled many sec one or two pupils at the staircases landings having fun.
Some even already half naked showing their tiny weeny little tilts.
I told him don't be like that lah.
JT said can even have sex in small space.
Go to gym to exercise using your SG Active 125.
Which PAP Minister is the Goddess of Sex?
The demographics between the races are more interesting though. Chinese and Indians TFR 1.15.
Malay TFR about 1.79. This trend is not specific to Singapore but is similar in many South east Asian countries.
On average, Chinese have highers incomes, so the argument that it is the cost of living that is bringing down the birthrate is mostly false. The birthrate differential probably has more to do with religiosity.
Minister Josephine Teo: “You do not need much space to have sex”
Really?
For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...
Q: What's a PAP Minister's idea of foreplay?
Answer: A half hour of begging.
Did you hear about the PAP Minister who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close his casket.
Joke:
Why does PAP prohibit their MPs from fucking their own supporters?
To prevent citizens from being billed twice for essentially the same service!
We should create a new portfolio specially for Ms Josephine Teo. Minister of Sex.
Hahaha.........
It is a beautiful sunday!
Yes! SeXXX! SeXXX! SeXXX!
Yes! Talk of the town! Kopishop talks! From young to old! SeXXX is everywhere!
Many people love seXXX.....love to have seXXX......everytime.....all the time......
But please please...........ONLY in OWN "small" space/bedroom.......
Can try 6969, 6996, 9669 or 0110, 1001.......
Hahaha.....................
How man PAP Ministers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to take a selfie.
JOKE
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a female PAP supporter?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Bro 1059 can ask JT to demonstrate or MP of Sembawang GRC that beautiful bull dog lookalike to volunteer.
Anon bro with the 6969 and the nine styles.
Aiyo , today 4D sure sold out.
Cheers
You want sex, go have it. Sex is fun.
RB
Aiyo, this one still need to say? It has been the case since Adam and Eve, the first human couple on earth!
Of course now is more advanced and fun with the help of science and also some politician's advice, a female one and ministar some more. What more do you want?
JOKE
Q: What do you call a female PAP Minister with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
A PAP Mommy's advice to her daughter:
"If a boy touches your breast say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop".
The PAP Girl replies: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"
Q: Why do PAP men have a hole in their penis?
A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Q: How do you cut off the penis of a PAP voter?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Sex is fun but making and bringing up babies is not.
I think that's what worries the female ministar, although she did not say it.
R(A) R(A) R(A)
SEX....."see-pay-siok".....'see-pay-song"......"ho-say-liao"......sure 10M.....
SEX....."see-pay-siok".....'see-pay-song"......"ho-say-liao"......sure 10M.....
Cheers.
Minister Josephine Teo: “You do not need much space to have sex”
- is this why our HDB flats keep getting smaller and smaller?
More Jokes
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Q: Why do PAP women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do PAP women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man having a good time.
Q: Why do PAP men have larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won't hump female legs at cocktail parties.
Q: What's the difference between a PAP woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist
Jokes
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Q: What does a Minister's wife do with her ass hole in the morning?
A: She makes him a sandwich and sends him to work.
For very small space u can only do by standing. 1) carry the woman in your waist if u are strong,
.2) fuck doggie style but due to limited space, she can only bend her knees a little and 3) fuck standing face to face by lifting one of her legs to your waist. I hope the above help.
Joke
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Q: What does the ass hole of a Minister's wife do during orgasm?
A: He's busy in the office fixing the Opposition.
Simply to tell everybody,
especially if the targets are the younger ones,
to go and have sex anytime and anywhere
without worrying you will get STD and AIDS or not,
without worrying you are married or not,
without worrying you will be pregnant or not,
without worrying of you can set up a decent home
for your babies and children or not,
is TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
Period.
4.43am anon, but the economy needs the labor digits. How u raise the kids are your business in the u die your business environment Tio bo?
Rb // The message is clear, go and have sex anywhere, anyhow, whenever you like, it is good. But remember to make more babies. //
Mee can emphatise with any economists if they feel that the sin (or sex) city is heading into a dead end?
Either the "sinners" (sinkies) of the sin (or sex) city "sin" (or have more sex) or they perish like the dodo?
The post independence generation leeders know that the (temporary and unsustainable) success brought about by the old guards, lao-goa cohorts (if any) and the PGs are built on "quick sand"?
Old fart said before that the Chinese, Japenise(s) and Koreans are quite homogeneous; and therefore one of the main determinants they are still around after several milleniums?
The sin (or sex) city is "fartked" (in the long run) with this open leg big big super duper loooooose policy?
The number #1 concern in PS101 of "creating and forging a common identity" in nationhood is "fartked" (and "raped", "mutilated", "violated", "groped") many more times worst than DT could have (if he really did? never believe the MSM?) by the "lousy" founding policies of "stop" at 2 and lao-goa's half-baked half-fartked "have more if u can" (and goal 2010 and swiss std and more goooooooood yrs)?
When yew "bastardised" nationhood with leg open big big, "promiscuity", Rojak, the outcome is not "if" but "when"?
As usual, always trying to close the gates after the horses bolted?
Always "TOO LITTLE TOO LATE"?
No hope le?
The "writings" are all over the walls?
Time to get ready the (real) sampan, fishing nets and gears?
From 1st world back to cave men and fishermen?
Well done? (To be the laughing stock of the 21st century (and history))?
Each passing day, some pages of some books (of a deceased old fart) are torn to wrap dogs and cats poohs (and stinky fish in the wet market)?
No value le?
Cos the policies are unsustainable (in forging nationhood)?
The "success" can go beyond the post independence generation?
This "bastardisation" (unlike the Chinese, Japenise(s) and Korean culture) of the sin (or sex) city is (now) irreversible and a road (policy) of "NO RETURN" (of inevitable DOOM)?
Typo ......
Should be .....
The "success" CANNOT go beyond the post independence generation?
The 70% need to be "tekaned" by "going back to fishing" to "wake up"?
So let it go?
Let it happen?
Whether old guards (policy of stop at 2) or lao-goa's and mabodo tan's pigeon holes' inflation policy of raiding the FUTURE and SAVINGS of the post independence generation are ABJECT FAILURES with 7 billion humanity as the (live) witnesses as the road to cavemen and fishermen UNFOLDS?
I have deleted a thread here. Let's have a little light moment but no need to get too personal. Not nice lah.
This comment shows a complete disconnect between the "ruling class"(And it seems they love that term), and the people. People don't have children for many reasons, but today, in large part because of huge economic uncertainties. It is obvious that these economic tumult do not affect the court Mandarins and therefore the complete lack of empathy or understanding. But then, these guys are not incentivized to understand, their pay is pegged to CEOS of the business world. The latter are incentivized to increase their pay also regardless of how well they perform for shareholders.
As a species, we plan and aspire to give our offspring a better life. Small spaces are the least of our concerns when making such an important decision. Please inform our rulers, we are not animals.
Their primary concern is for more babies to slot in the economy. They don't care if the parents can afford the babies they made. Just produce them, the economy needs them as manual workers or any job that needs a pair of hands.
Did they care about job mismatch later? Did they care if Singaporeans not employed, not given a chance to be employed, will end up skill less, no job experience while the opportunities go to foreigners to gain skills and experience.
The end result, Singaporeans becoming more unskilled and unemployable. These are sick duds running the show and could not see the harm and damages they are doing to the Singaporeans as a whole and the country's viability in the long run.
When they finally realised the island is taken over by foreigners it would be too late to cry
Rb //When they finally realised the island is taken over by foreigners it would be too late to cry//
Sure or not eyes no paste stamps?
"Is taken"?
Or "Taken (already)"?
Can turn back the clock meh?
Now it is about "when", NOT "IF"?
NO?
The cracks (temporily) patched up (with band aid) post 2011 have (inevitably) resurfaced and much more magnified in magnitude?
Many more than pre 2011 have been falling through the make shift patches that had reopened up and revealed cracks turning into craters?
The end is getting nearer each passing day, hour, min, second?
Tick tick tick ........ tick tick tick tick tick .........?
An inevitable time bomb?
Game over le?
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