Now this must be the most comforting news that I have read so far.
According to a report in a local Chinese paper yesterday, mothers
delivering their babies could be assured that the babies they are
carrying home are their very own babies by paying an additional $15.
This amount is really nothing knowing that the whole child delivering
procedure could cost several thousand dollars. The paper did not mention
which hospital is charging this additional fee or whether it a govt
private hospital or a private hospital. It is like after paying this
fee, there will be additional effort or procedure to monitor the correct
baby for the correct mother.
It is also good to know that it is better late than never. They could
have introduced this long ago and be applicable to all the hospitals,
private or govt, if there is a problem.
Is there a problem? Millions of babies have been borne and grown up over
the years. Wait a minute, you know what I am thinking of? Anyone who
thinks he/she does not resemble his/her parents, uh oh. The DNA
department is going to be swarmed with such requests and business is
going to be good.
How many people will be having sleepless night wondering, just
wondering. And a word of caution, do not be paranoid about this, don’t
panic. It could just because some mothers are being a bit more kiasu and
wanted that little bit more assurance.
All is fine, I am sure. This is a very reassuring piece of news, must be. $15 for peace of mind.
PS: KKH has confirmed that it was the hospital mentioned by Lianhe Wanbao and that it does not charge extra for the use of Radio Frequency Identification System. It was incorrectly reported by the media.
19 comments:
If this is true, IT IS TERRIBLE !!!
How can they do this to new parents? It is really terrible really terrible really terrible!
Why do such thing happens in Singapore?
Really "no money no talk"?
Pay S$15.00 for kopi money for correct baby or else Ah Ha, I switched then you know.
How come my son/daughter become darker day by day or oops he/she got green/blue eyes and blond/blonde hair.
Only $15, so cheap.
First you pay for the delivery.
Then you pay $15 extra to make sure you get what you paid for.
WTF!
But then again.
First we pay our Millionaire Ministers a salary.
Then we pay extra to ensure that they stay honest.
So why the fuck should not other Singaporeans jump on the gravy train?
One of these days, Singaporeans are going to wake up with a very bad hangover from drinking the PAPig Kool-Aid.
You mean paying a few thousand dollars don't guarantee the right baby for the mother?
anon 9.18am ..........
after paying a few thousand dollars for delivery, what is another spare $15 for kopi.......ha ha ha....cheers....
Latest. In a report in Today paper, it said that Lianhe Wanbao was the paper reporting on this misinformation and KKH has clarified that they did not charged extra for the use of their Radio Frequency Identification System.
KKH has informed many of the media and social media forum on this misinformation and to correct it.
Whew.
And if the RFID is mistakenly tagged to the wrong child???.....
What a rip off. Everyone knows that the way you identify the baby is to match how the baby smells with the mother's ji bai it originated from.
You sniff the baby, you smell the mum's cunt, and where you find similarity, you have a perfect match of mother and child -- all done by natural means.
Save yourself 15 bucks. Spend it on a bottle of stout, so you can get drunk and bang the bitch again -- produce another kid, make Lee Hsien Loong smile. ;-)
This is what MS did all the time.
anybody wanna some "PERFECT SPERMS"?
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The same go for healthcare everywhere in this world. They come out with all kinds of lab tests and cat scans to con the people more money.
your rotten button mushroom got people want?
>> Matilah 10:21 am<<
" Bravo " to Matilah . Well said , well done . Should this be part of the doctor's or nurse's responsibility .
Ha! Ha!
AhKong65
Matilah,
You mean all the husband in the ward goes around smelling all the mother's thingy because they can smell alike, so better to make sure!!!!!!!
Wow, there goes the 4d. ....
Wrong baby possible,wrong wife oso possible.
A man went into the delivery room to witness and encourage his wife during delivery.He shouted "push,push"..and later discovered that he went into the wrong room.Seen the wrong wife on delivery.
RB, I think they copied from the post office. You send your letters by ordinary post no guarantee of safe delivery, but pay a bit more to have your letter registered and your mail is delivered without fail. How's is that, man.
Ahem, that man forgot to pay $15, so end up in the wrong delivery room. For $15, he would have been by his wife's side.
Hehe
How far will Sin goes?
patriot
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