An African arrives in Singapore as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees in the train and says…
‘Thank you Mr Singaporean for letting me into this great country, giving me subsidised housing, money for food, subsidised education, no taxes, subsidized medical care, no need to do NS, good jobs, and free travel on the MRT.’
‘Sorry, I am from India.’
The African repeats the same to the next commuter in the train.
And the commuter says, ‘Sorry, I am from the Philippines.’
The African repeats the same to the next commuter in the train.
‘Sorry, I am from China.’
The African repeats the same to the next commuter in the train.
‘Sorry, I am from Vietnam.’
The African repeats the same to the next commuter in the train.
‘Sorry, I am from Myanmar.’
The African then asks the next commuter, where are the Singaporeans?
‘They are in JB, Batam and Bintang.’
8 comments:
>> where are the Singaporeans?
‘They are in JB, Batam and Bintang.’
Yes, fantastic. Bring in all the El Cheapo labour, so they do the work whilst we get to drink cheap beer, tekan cheap viagra, and bang young chicks -- 2 or 3 at a time.
Majulah!
But if PAP thinks they are good, they can even become citizens what. Including of course that African too. When that happens, they will most likely vote PAP in the next GE.
So doesn't matter Filipino, Myanmar, PRC, Vietnamese or African people, if they become citizens, they are good people.
Doesn't matter black cat, white cat or brown cat, as long as they catch mice, they are good cats.
So Redbean, what's the problem?
No problem. They will all become citizens and join the rest of the Singaporeans in JB, Batam and Bintang.
on weekends, you can't see s'poreans when you are at the malls, on the streets. they are all in malaysia. quite a number take flights to cities in south-east asia on friday night and return to s'pore sunday night or early monday morning.
hahaha..You talk as if all Sinkies are like MS.,need cheap viagra and beer to bang young chicks only in jB,Batam and Bintang .
Sinkie ah peks do not need viagra .They have chicks coming all the way from Russia,States to serve them..Dun let MS think the world is only JB,Batam or Bintang to look for chickens.
Tell that African to see MS,MS can tell him he will have more advantages ,at least a free BJ from him.
Come to think of it, it is not too bad? Under pap rule, we have all been promoted to landlords and rent out shabby hdb flats to take advantage of those cheap foreigners and suck them dry. What an incredible successful society based on dogs eat dogs world. Forget about being inclusive, gracious, courteous, educated or civilise and all the right human values. They are worthless. Just based on one mentality - making money. Profit above everything else. This kind of world must be the best kind.
Yep, we rent out our shabby HDB to foreigners and suck them dry. In the end the PAP sucks us dry too.
African in Singapore!!! You started calling native Sinagporean Indians African now ? or are you smoking pot? Singapore is most stingy country and wont allow any refugees from Africa.
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