9/18/2012
First world city infested with third world bed bugs
The invasion of FTs comes with the invasion of bed bugs. The notification and request for help to get rid of these pests are getting more frequent. And hopefully bed bugs are not the only pests sharing the homes of HDB flat owners. They crawl up and down the walls of flats and the flats next door. Wait a minute, heard that they are commonly found in bus seats as well. Now, what about the airline seats they flew in from?
What about hair fleas or lice? This one hops around and the closed proximity in the trains and buses are idea environment to share them around. The thought of fleas/lice already makes my whole body feeling like they are crawling all over me. We may need another few decades to make it to first world as we consolidate our gains of third world FTs living among us, including bed bugs and fleas/lice. And TB is also making an appearance in greater number.
Maybe with more integration we will get use to them and be more like them. Our population has actually grown many more millions of bed bugs, fleas and lice are included. Welcome to the new Third World city, once First World. I was joking earlier about returning to the past, to the Third World. Now it is not a joke. We got rid of many of these unhygienic pests and bragged about a clean and green First World city. It is going on a rewind down memory lane.
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Somebody pls tell V.Bala that in order to have a clean city, some FTs need to be "cleaned" at immigration gates. Common sense much?
You should be grateful that they create businesses for us.Go set up one pest control business specialise in getting rid of bugs,fleas and lices.
Should thank them for not bringing in those viruses that can wipe out and help to reduce our population.
Learn to be grateful.
The super bugs are already detected in our hospitals.
Singapore is already now a cesspool of shit. PAP deliberately wants to create hell. Bed bug is merely a nuisance. Today Singapore has the highest TB rate in develop countries with 30 case per 100,000.
That is double that of UK.
The beach in Pasir Ris is so full of Shit Bacteria because 5 million population shit every day, that it is no longer safe to swim. The water samples in Pasir could contains 6 times more shit bug(enterococcus bacteria) than Hawaii.
Let's hope our Millionaire Ministers homes get infested soon.
I very happy to live with bed bugs if I get the chance to see those bastards get bitten too.
Sg is likely to kaput in two
circumstances.
One is a disease.
The other one will be man
made
Matilah know where is the best place to put the bugs.
I do a wrong calculation. The TB rate of SG is 38 per 100, 000. UK is 15, China is 48. We are really like a 3rd world country.
Learn to be grateful redbean. When you are old and invalid, it is going one of those FTs that you despise so much to clean your sorry ass, clean your mouth and feed your mouth. Definitely not any of your friends here or any of the born and bred sinkies.
The cuntry recently sprouted super hair. Plenty of bugs congregate there especially in the forest
Politicians are paid so much so they can have private nurses to clean their wrinkle cocks when they are old
Hi Anon 2:29, I think you are referring to yourself. I feel quite sorry for you.
I am very confident that if I ended up in that state, my children and grandchildren will be there.
The following have made a come-back, after having been virtually eradicated:
1) TB
2) Leprosy
3) Polio
Looks like a third world city with third world ills in a first-world wayang stage.
Lousy third world city - full of louse.
You left out venereal disease.
I think they masturbated too much on their beds
Yes of course they will be there to see you once or twice a week.
With our entrepreneur spirit, we can harvest the bed bugs to feed the public, what do you think?
MUAHAHAHA
First World State infested by First World Bugs and Lice. Fittingly so.
Bugs ?
Bugs ! Bugs ! Bugs !
Where is our starship troopers ?
Last time, we are perceived as CowPehCowBu by another bug known as Ant. Very soon we will become unwanted bug that must be removed before the next election because we are bugging the regime by exposing them.
What do you think ?
You should be grateful that they create businesses for us.Go set up one pest control business specialise in getting rid of bugs,fleas and lices. Should thank them for not bringing in those viruses that can wipe out and help to reduce our population. Learn to be grateful.
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