Trump is the greatest admirer of Kim Jung Ung and is learning everything trick to govern America and to make himself a pop dictator. And Trump is going to do more, to outshine his good friend Kim by making his presence felt to all Americans, even in their rooms. Do not be surprised that every American office building must have a picture of Trump, and this may extend to the homes. In every town square or park, a statue of Trump will be erected to remind the Americans of their Dear Leader Trump.
Trump is also going to be in the pockets of every American if he can print new notes with his photos in it, with his photos in passports and official documents. Long live Emperor Trump of the American Empire. By the way, Trump has sold one of his infamous Gold Card with his face on it. Just one. And who is the likely buyer? Lai Ching Te from Taiwan, or Marcos from the Philippines, or someone from Indonesia? Let's wait for Trump to announce his name and invite him for tea in the White House.
Kim has a special product that Trump will need badly. The North Koreans are the best in making giant statues of political leaders, 100 feet tall, 100 metre tall. Trump will love these big dolls of himself. Kim will offer him special discounts when Trump make his orders with special delivery. Each statue ordered will come with a free gift of a cute little girl statue to make Trump salivate.
And North Korea is also very good in missiles and long range rockets. The ancient Minuteman arsenal is about time to scrap. And North Korean missiles are first class and much cheaper than those produced in America. The jewel will be rockets to the moon. The American rockets for Artemis mission are failing too often. Kim can help Trump on this with his world best rockets to take American astronauts to the moon, not to Arizona desert.
Maybe Kim should make a first sales move by presenting Trump with a pair of gold statues of himself and Trump dancing, to be placed in Trump's Golden Ballroom. Emperor Trump will surely love it. It is looking like Trump is planning to stay in the White House forever or at least for as long as he lives.
Long live Dear Leader Trump. Long live Emperor Trump.
PS. Trump will have his face on toilet papers soon, when American dollars become toilet papers.
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How the USA leaders and MAGA base used to make fun of Kim Jong Un over putting up an image show. Now, Kim Jong Un must be having the last laugh seeing what Trump is doing trying to create a fake image of his immortality.
Dear Mr Redbean, Marcos is from Philippines.
Thanks wonkieman, typed too fast. Amended.
There are now toilet papers with printed pictures of dolphins, from Paseo, on each and every wipe. I believe pictures of Trump on toilet papers will be a best seller, according to Trump of course. Anything about him is a winner and best seller. Like his golden visa with a record one buyer. Wonder who that sycophant is.
When using American dollar with Trump's face to wipe asshole, it is like Trump kissing one's backside. Nice.
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