America is a rules based order country, respect the rules of law. Hohohoho, hahahaha. Who is laughing? Why are you laughing? Who are you laughing at?
America is the champion of democracy, protector of the weak, protector of human rights, sovereignty, freedom of navigation, leader of the free world. Clap, clap. clap. Who is clapping? The hillbillies, the rednecks, the unthinking, the braindead and the white men ass kissers.
The invasion of Venezuela, the kidnapping of President Maduro and his first lady destroy everything about America. America is as fake as Donald Trump and all his clowns in Washington. Trump and his clowns reinforced this new image of America, the world's number one terrorist state, a nation of pirates and gangsters that knows no law, defied international law, wanting to rule the world by force, by telling the whole world, we will take any land, resources, or countries we want. No one dares to stop us.
No more lies, no need lies anymore. We are evil! We are lawless...and we are proud of it. We will attack anyone that does not do our bidding? We own North and South America, we will run these countries in the western hemisphere, our backyard. No outside power is allowed in our sphere of influence. Any leader that resists our rule will suffer a worse fate than Maduro and his wife. Shut up Canada, shut up Denmark, shut up Mexico....
We have our kangaroo courts. We have professional prosecutors specialising in fabricating and manufacturing all kinds of charges no one can imagine of to charge anyone, kings, presidents, prime ministers, heads of state, we don't care. Our kangaroo court judges will know how to find excuses to find an innocent accused guilty. We can guarantee that. Maduro and his first lady will be found guilty of everything we threw at them, lies, fake charges, imaginary charges. And our congressmen, senators and hillbillies and rednecks will agree with everything from our kangaroo courts. When we say someone is guilty, he must be guilty. This is our rule of law.
And we know that there are many unthinking and braindead believers out there that would support us for anything because they believe white men are superior beans, are the angels of God. White men can lie, cheat, steal and kill. We can kill, murder, massacre, genocide, commit war crimes, crimes against humanity. We have full confidence that our braindead and unthinking believers will think these are cool. We are above the law, above all laws. Laws are only for the subhumans, the coloured, and the unthinking and the braindead. They love to be ruled by us, white men, to kiss our ass.
Putin and Xi are the bad guys, the aggressive guys, the irresponsible guys! Clap. clap, clap. Yes masters. Whatever you said must be true. You are the most trusted people, you are the best candidate to be the policeman of the world. We bow before you and kiss your ass.
WE ARE TAKING GREENLAND! Hahahahahahahaaha.... What can you do about it? We are saving Greenland from Chinese and Russian aggression. We have to take over your land to save you, like we take over Venezuela to save the Venezuelans. Americans are peace loving people. President Trump is a peace president. You all believe that right?