1/31/2015

What is an appropriate name for Sin City?


Sin City used to be famous for many things, clean and green, efficiency, honesty, safe and drug free, a good place to do business, study and bring up family.  Visitors were always in praise of our clean and green country. Lately Sin City has been associated with some less flattering names like Loan Shark City, Rat City and a few others that I could others. The latest is Garbage City.

And jokers and jesters, mainly Sinkies, are blaming Sinkies for a bad habit, that we are guilty of turning our city into garbage. The Sinkies are the convenient whipping boy as usual. The foreigners are so nice, so clean and so cultured. What party at Laneway musical festival? I swear I was not there. So don’t blame me. Does any of these jokers and jesters know that for every Sinkie there is a foreigner in our midst. And in public areas, public transport, for every 3 Sinkies there are likely to be 7 foreigners. I would like to tell the jokers and jesters to stuff their mouths with their own garbage.

Oh, I like Garbage City or City of Trash for another reason. Sinkies have degenerated from an industrious and highly motivated people that won the admirations of the world into a people best know for being daft, lazy and unmotivated and even suffering from entitlement mentality, like demanding to be paid millions or else. Yah, we even turned ourselves from a proud, disciplined people to a dirty and irresponsible people that would litter the whole island that we called home.

Well, real or bluff, or just a perception, Sinkies are now regarded by the thrash foreigners making a living here as thrash, and likewise by Sinkie jesters and jokers. We are now a people, walking around like mobile thrash. When there are so many thrash in the City, calling it a Garbage City is really appropriate. Instead of a City of Daft, or Daft City, Garbage City sounds quite nice actually. A city full of garbage, living zombies walking around like garbage, worse than people from the 3rd World. No wonder they are despising and looking down on Sinkies and taking over the country to turn it into their clean and modern 3rd World slum city, like the grounds after the Laneway musical.


Welcome to Garbage City when the residents are walking garbage. This can be a new selling point to bring tourists here, to see daft walking garbage. And the high class Sinkies would bear witness with their testimonies.

18 comments:

  1. Anything goes, including as Garbage City if need be, if that can help grow Sinkieland GDP and reserves, and as part of their KPI to peg Sinkie ministers and top civil servants to their top salaries unrivalled in the whole, wide world.

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  2. And most important, in order to achieve all these PAP driven GDP accolades - Loan Shark City, Rat City, Garbage City etc, these can only happen as long as the Sinkie opposition is not ready to be govt and the strongest and also the only one elected to Parliament, behave like kaki lang in and outside of Parliament.

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  3. ...and the strongest and also the only one elected to Parliament, behave like kaki lang in and outside of Parliament.
    Anon 11:01 am

    Tiok. And because of that, Sinkies like Roy, Hainan Ah Ko, Aung Juan Soon Chee, RB and others, although fighting hard, but look like no fight like that.

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  4. WP should win more seats next GE.

    Then worst come to the worst, WP win can be counted as PAP win.

    Best is win win for PAP and PAP.

    Worst is win win for PAP and WP.

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  5. I am starting to believe that any party, and not just WP, which can win some seats in next GE will also become kaki lang after winning.

    So no matter what GE outcome, it may still be lose lose for daft, money no enough and suffering Sinkies.

    Hence the best way, and the only way, is for these daft Sinkies to become smart so as not to suffer.

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    1. Smartest liquidate all assets and be silver hair never mind second class citizen in Matland

      Who said second class???

      When you have monies enough, hokkien say yan thou! No money lau Kau

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    2. Smartest liquidate all assets and be silver hair never mind second class citizen in Matland

      Who said second class???

      When you have monies enough, hokkien say yan thou! No money lau Kau

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  6. Money enough and the more money come, the more kaki lang.

    It's like that one lah, and human nature too. And u cannot fight human nature one. Those can are isolated cases, not the norm.

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  7. “Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.”― H.L. Mencken

    Since Singapore is run by a cadre of Divine Messiahs, I would like it to be called "The New Jerusalem" --- just to keep it in the vein of being a theocracy, and Her Sheeple are divided into either worshipping their gods or cursing the rulers as demons.

    Lee Kuan Yew, The "Jesus" and "saviour" of Singapore... plus a bit of Hitler and Stalin, with an added smidgen of an ancient Chinese emperor---the Confucian type of course.

    Where to find such a delightfully interesting package? :-))

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  9. P.S. Who gives a shit what appropriate or inappropriate monicker is chosen for Hotel Singapore---as long as the place stays awesome and rocking?

    Can eat, fuck, shop, suck, make money, fuck some more, get drunk, get blowjob, quan xi with influential people, fuck again, Geylang, Joo Chiat, KTV

    Got crazy wild party?

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  10. @ stating-the-obvious 1216:

    Of course! Thank you for stating the obvious lah. Plenty? Sheeeeeeit...I want it all and more!

    Total binge out! Insane indulgence!

    Wonderful Hotel!

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  11. "And jokers and jesters, mainly Sinkies, are blaming Sinkies for a bad habit, that we are guilty of turning our city into garbage."

    Did our Prime Minister just try convince us it's time to promote him to be Senile Minister?

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  12. RB,your forgot to mention a "fine" city ?

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  13. Appropriate name:
    1) PAP City
    2) LKY City
    3) Wayang City
    4) Alien City

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  14. I prefer 'Seow' City. A country of 'seow lang' at the top 10%.

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  15. If the foreigners start to shit everywhere we can add another name, Shit City. And blame on the Sinkies for not cleaning up after the foreigners shit.

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