He could not get his Obamacare past Congress and the US govt has to shut
down. What kind of leader is that? He should take his Air Force One and
head for Changi and then make a trip to meet the Oracle. And this time
the Oracle will send him to meet Hsien Loong for a solution.
And the solution is so simple. Just make it compulsory, like our
Medishield Life. Problem solved immediately. And if Obama still cannot
figure out how to do it, we can loan him Gan Kim Yong and his team, at a
fee of course, unless Obama want to make a trip to Japan to learn and
work out the formula himself.
We don’t pay our ministers the kind of money for nothing. Solving
national problem is our minister’s forte. The Americans can adopt our 3M
medicare system whole sale. Oops, now it is 4M, with Medishield Life.
The Americans have their own 3M but that business would not help except
to tape together broken pieces.
The American Embassy here is also sleeping. They should send a coded
message to Obama immediately, Top Priority, to visit the Oracle before
it is too late. But makes sure the message is not intercepted by
Wikileak. It can be embarrassing for sure.
Oracle is always back and forth to GH.
ReplyDeleteIts like 'Char char cha....the dance
Redbean pau, the reason why Oracle and his oraclees are so successful in Singapore is because Sinkies are daft. Well, at least 60% of them are.
ReplyDeleteSinkies graduated from world highly ranked universities and education system. How can they be daft? They are daft only to be PMET and then become taxi drivers when the talented foreigners are recruited to replace them.
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ReplyDelete"...He could not get his Obamacare past Congress and the US govt has to shut down..."
Understand why Obamacare is stopped by the Repug in the House, than you can debate why. Briefly Repug House leader John Boehner tryoing to save his job, at the same time forcing the Democrat and Obama to conceed more concession on many "Must Have" social services - namely Social Security and etc. This bill suck, it still provide the Healthcare provider and the Insurance extreme profits. Like I say many times here - Single payer, NO insurance participation and No profit.
JC
Sinkies are too tolerance. That's why even foreigners take advantage, less mentioning the greedy and forever thirsty leech-ders. Always coming up with all kinds of policies and then poorly run and managed. What kind of leech-dership is that? Anyone with conscience would never even consider staying in such company, less mentioning taking millions salary and joining in the big wayang act to conyou perpetually. What are they thinking? To some, Sinkies must be the world's daftest suckers. Everyday working from day to night, pack themselves into tin can sardine packed transport day in day out. Every month work like that just to feed the system and papayas. Where the F--K is the future?
ReplyDeleteSome dumb professor said the govt must not allowed advertisers to say car ownership is good. Must tell the daft sinkies car ownership is bad. Then daft sinkies will not want to own car and squeeze themselves into the MRT and think it is gracious and quality living.
ReplyDeleteNext they will convince daft sinkies that owning landed properties is bad.
But they themselves would own a fleet of cars and many many landed properties.
No, they will convince sinkies to go live underground like rats. Just watch how many will do that.
ReplyDeleteOn a dreary day, a joke or two from Redbean is really refreshing.
ReplyDeleteThe trouble with a two party government is that there will always be impasses resulting in stalemate but then that is real democracy.
Here, all you need do is just tell the people, Medishield Life is compulsory and there is no opt out, with a straight face and the deed will be done. This is what we call, the "getting things done" democrazy.
Well, I am not laughing when the annual premium bill comes.
October 10, 2013 10:20 am
ReplyDelete"Some dumb professor said the govt must not allowed advertisers to say car ownership is good...."
I wonder who is dumb some professors or you (Sinkies). You gave clear indication how Sinkies think. Hey, do you really know how small this island is and the density? Even with 5.3millions today or whatever, it's unsustainable!
No wonder Sinkies continue to vote for the PAP and that's not all, calling me Papist and lapdog.One poster even said I am "SENILE"?
JC
DEMOCRAZY
ReplyDeleteOctober 10, 2013 10:44 am
"The trouble with a two party government is that there will always be impasses resulting in stalemate but then that is real democracy....."
Really? The exact words is "DUOPOLY" and it's NOT Democracy!
"Well, I am not laughing when the annual premium bill comes."
You shouldn't' be, but I'm laughing!
JC
Hi Democrazy, welcome to the blog. Glad you appreciate the joke.
ReplyDeleteFor Heaven sake, Obama is ruling Americans, not Sinkies!
ReplyDeleteDon't you know by now that it is very easy to rule Sinkies?
Especially when the strongest Sinkie opposition is not even ready to rule. What's more, even praise the ruling party as competent.
Hahahahahahaha. Sinkies are the laughing stock of the whole world, where ruling Sinkies is concerned.
But then hor, 60% Sinkies are also rich, happy and satisfied. So really can't blame them lah, tio bo?
Another prof said, reduced parking space in the city to reduce people driving and they will take public transport.
ReplyDeleteI will like him to tell the govt, we don't have that much space, so don't aim for 6.9m population. No need to reduce living space, it is already not enough for 5.4m.
But some will say plenty of space, just build up and down. But one unit will cost $5m instead of 300k.
Government stalemate is good.
ReplyDeleteThen no more NS.
No more COE.
No more population white paper.
No more ministerial pay increase.
Hello i m aiyoyo..
ReplyDeleteAiyoyo wat obamacare ??
He cant even get the running budget to run their essential services ...wtf?? N c how much more trillions debt he incur during his tenures ..
It should be called OBAMASCARE ...yes its mother of all scares ... wat if those guys manning nuke devices n systems go on strike if not being paid salary... scared right ??? Wat if those manning satellite go on strike n all satellites fallen to earth all over places? Scared right ??
Wat if ? Wat if ? Wat if if if ??? Scared til shits right?
My aiyoyo humble suggestion is our singapore efficient government quickly on loan a short term credit to obama to give him extra time to "tong a while" first .. so we can claim credit later we save the obamascare n his govertment from cripple .. like tat our singapore name will be up up in the united nations liao .. earn money (mean d loan interest.. US govtn wont default right?) and free advertisement for singapore ....
Better than invest in other kuching kurak things all places ...
Red Bean, you are becoming more and more our Art Buchwald. Reading your blog keeps me sane nowadays.
ReplyDeleteCan't smell him. He is famous.
ReplyDeleteThe real reason for the shut down is not obama care is because he did not manage to start the war. He probably now has to think about starting a scandal like the clinton 'lewinsky' case and get himself off the hook.
ReplyDeleteWe can pay our ministers obscene wages and not doing anything useful because 60% of our voters are DAFT. They are able to implement the screw the people COE, ERP, GST, 4M, 6.9M because 60% of our voters are DAFT. They are able to make you work till you die and rip you off everyting penny because 60% of our voters are DAFT. The source of the problem is the majority of the voters is DAFT.
ReplyDeleteWah! I'm glad some people remember Art Buchwald! I really miss his barbed articles. Very funny too. For those who miss his articles, the library has one or two of his books. They are equally funny. Redbean pau is on the way to be Sinkie's Art Buchwald. Well at least his paintings show that he is good in Art.
ReplyDeleteIf they are rich because they know how to make lots of money under PAP rule, certainly they are not daft, tio bo?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think at least 43% voters are rich. So they are happy and satisfied to vote for PAP even in a by election.
Another 17% very scared it will be even worse if Low Thia Khiang, Goh Meng Seng, Chiam See Tong or even Chee Soon Juan become PM.
"Another 17% very scared it will be even worse if Low Thia Khiang, Goh Meng Seng, Chiam See Tong or even Chee Soon Juan become PM."
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:36 am
Actually also true lah. If opposition had won 93% seats instead of PAP in 2011, can you imagine what will happen to Sinkieland?
What's the point (WP) to fight PAP? Be smart and make money. MP allowance also not bad, you know. And if become PAP candidate, 93% chance sure get elected one.
ReplyDeleteThere is a reason why Sinkie opposition will forever never become strong.
Ray Steven's on Obamacare
ReplyDeleteKeep that motherfucking government SHUT DOWN!