Good morning America. Welcome to Korea

''Good morning America''. This is a greeting from Radio America in Korea, a message from Emperor Trump.

''You boys and girls out there, please enjoy your breakfast, eat all you can, for this may be your last breakfast, or the next breakfast would be your last breakfast. This message is also for our South Korean friends and Japanese in the islands of Japan, in Tokyo and all the big Japanese cities. Enjoy your kimchi and sushi and sashimi, This may be your last meal, or the next meal could be your last meal. You see, there is a very bad boy in North Korea. He is going to make a bomb that could reach the United States of America. And when he has the bomb, he is going to hit us, so we gonna hit him first.'

I am not sure that Kim is a bad boy. But I am very sure that Trump and his American gangsters are the bad ones, the mad ones. They tried to con the world and the American people that Kim is mad, that once he had a bomb, he would, for no reason, want to fly his bomb to the USA. He is a threat to American security! And this Kim did not know that the Americans have enough bombs to flatten the whole of North Korea, even the whole world. And should Kim do what the mad Americans are claiming that he is mad enough to do that, he would invite the destruction of his country and his people. Now how many silly people in the world, how many silly Americans, believe in this shit?

The one that is really mad and bad is of course Trump and his idiotic and vicious gangsters. They are going to start a war on a fake belief, a nonsensical belief that North Korea, for no good reason, wanted to fly his bombs to the USA to kill a handful of Americans so that the Americans could unload everything they had onto North Korea. Oops, my apologies to the silly Americans, there are also many daft and sick Singaporeans that also believed that the North Koreans for no reason would want to fly their bombs to strike this little piece of rock.

Good morning America. Please believe that your mad leaders are sane and support them to start a war, to start bombing a country that is living their own lives and having a peaceful breakfast with their families just like you and your families enjoying your hamburgers and scrambled eggs and reading your morning papers on the latest basketball news or baseball news. You may not have the chance to do this once your mad leaders in Washington start their madness to burn the North Koreans to ashes, all for peace of course. But be sure the North Koreans are unlike the poorly armed Arab and Muslim countries. The North Koreans would hit back and some of you will no longer be around to enjoy your breakfast on a bright sunny Sunday morning.

Good morning America, welcome to Korea. This is so fun. We can have a new MASH series to entertain you folks at home, that is if you are still alive.

PS. The 'mad' Kim Jung Un as painted by the fucking Americans is not mad after all. He is more sane than any of those motherfuckers in Washington. He has not tested another device during yesterday's celebration, knowing that it would give the mad men in Washington a chance to start a war. A nuclear test would give Trump and his gangsters no way to back out.

Kim has sensibly taken a step back by not testing his weapons. Trump would now have a way out to scale down his hostility without losing face. Would Trump do it or would he think this is a sign of weakness in Kim and continue to escalate the tension and launch an attack on North Korea?

Oops, looks like the mad Americans are going to strike. The latest news, hot from the oven by the American Pacific Command, North Korean missile blew up on the launch pad this morning, meaning maybe an hour ago. So no one could see a missile flying but the Americans said so, that Kim still test launched a missile when he should be doing it yesterday as part of the celebration. How true is this piece of negative news, or is it another fabricated news from the Americans? No one would know the truth except that it was reported by the Americans. How lame can it be?